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#1 Post by ulysses5019 » Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:36 am

White House Breakfast







Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House.







The attractive young waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, 'I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.' 'And what can I get for you, Mr. President?' George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, 'How about a quickie this morning?' ''Why, Mr. President!' the waitress exclaims. 'How rude! You're starting to act like President Clinton,' and then she storms away.







Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers 'It's pronounced "quiche.''
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#2 Post by tlynn78 » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:05 am

Now, that's funny, I don't care who you are.

I got an email today with one squirrel giving another a massage as recipient squirrel relaxes belly down on a table (or some other surface) but I don't know how to make it go from an email in my inbox to something I can post here.\


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#3 Post by ulysses5019 » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:12 am

tlynn78 wrote:Now, that's funny, I don't care who you are.

I got an email today with one squirrel giving another a massage as recipient squirrel relaxes belly down on a table (or some other surface) but I don't know how to make it go from an email in my inbox to something I can post here.\


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There's nothing like a nice cup o'joe to go with a squirrel massage.
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#4 Post by wbtravis007 » Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:00 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
tlynn78 wrote:Now, that's funny, I don't care who you are.

I got an email today with one squirrel giving another a massage as recipient squirrel relaxes belly down on a table (or some other surface) but I don't know how to make it go from an email in my inbox to something I can post here.\


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There's nothing like a nice cup o'joe to go with a squirrel massage.
I don't think that's just a massage that he's giving her. (Did you mean to say "sausage?")

I'm pretty sure that the comment that preceded this was: "Would you like a purple dickey to go with that cup o'joe, m'am?"

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#5 Post by tlynn78 » Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:22 pm

There's nothing like a nice cup o'joe to go with a squirrel massage.

Hey! How did you get in my email inbox? (those 'odd' emails were sent to me by accident. that's my story and I'm sticking to it)

That's the one, only mine is actually moving - giving a BACK RUB, wb.


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#6 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:33 pm

Something else to offend everybody:

Have you heard about the new George W. Bush condoms?
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They're for men who refuse to pull out.

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#7 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:36 pm

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Something else to offend everybody:

Have you heard about the new George W. Bush condoms?
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They're for men who refuse to pull out.
Not surprisingly, for awhile there Hillary could have been promoting those, under her name.
Well, then

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#8 Post by Sir_Galahad » Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:57 pm

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:Something else to offend everybody:

Have you heard about the new George W. Bush condoms?
Spoiler
They're for men who refuse to pull out.
Or the Obama condom...
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Which has the disclaimer on the box that reads "no experience necessary"
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing" - Edmund Burke

Perhaps the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about...

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#9 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:40 am

Interestingly enough, I saw that same "no experience necessary" disclaimer on the GWB condom box.

While we're at it, we might as well hit for the cycle and introduce the McCain condom
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They're for old, shriveled dicks... but they're guaranteed to keep you in for 100 years.

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#10 Post by lilclyde54 » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:41 pm

I gotta say that joke made me laugh :lol:
I felt the change

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