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PlacentiaSoccerMom · #1 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:35 pm

I found a great deal on "Rock Band" at Sam's Club today. ($94)

Emma is practically perfect on drums, Jeff plays guitar really well and Maddie does vocals with perfect pitch. My family let me sing twice and I failed both times. Basically after my inept performance, they told me that I could be the roadie.

SportsFan68 · #2 Post by **SportsFan68** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:38 pm

The nerve!

Don't do it.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #3 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:40 pm

SportsFan68 wrote:The nerve!

Don't do it.

I won't. I gave them pie and left.

Tocqueville3 · #4 Post by **Tocqueville3** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:43 pm

MMMMMMMMMMMMM.............pie.

SportsFan68 · #5 Post by **SportsFan68** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:45 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
SportsFan68 wrote:The nerve!

Don't do it.
I'm won't. I gave them pie and left.

Now we're talking!

What kind of pie?

I vote for cherry. Last night's desert was cherry cheesecake, but I wish she had put the cherries in a pie instead.

silvercamaro · #6 Post by **silvercamaro** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:45 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I found a great deal on "Rock Band" at Sam's Club today. ($94)

Emma is practically perfect on drums, Jeff plays guitar really well and Maddie does vocals with perfect pitch. My family let me sing twice and I failed both times. Basically after my inept performance, they told me that I could be the roadie.

Tell them that the only reason Paul McCartney got to be a Beatle is because he did John Lennon's laundry.

Say it with a straight face, and they might believe you.

ulysses5019 · #7 Post by **ulysses5019** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:45 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I found a great deal on "Rock Band" at Sam's Club today. ($94)

Emma is practically perfect on drums, Jeff plays guitar really well and Maddie does vocals with perfect pitch. My family let me sing twice and I failed both times. Basically after my inept performance, they told me that I could be the roadie.

Maybe your mother can sing with them?

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #8 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:49 pm

SportsFan68 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
SportsFan68 wrote:The nerve!

Don't do it.
I'm won't. I gave them pie and left.
Now we're talking!

What kind of pie?

I vote for cherry. Last night's desert was cherry cheesecake, but I wish she had put the cherries in a pie instead.

Marie Callendar's is having their cheap pie sale. ($6.99, plus tin deposit.)

I wanted to get Chocolate Satin, which is Jeff's favorite pie, but they were out. I got him Lemon Merengue instead.

We also had Pumpkin, because it's one of the few types that Emma will eat.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #9 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:50 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I found a great deal on "Rock Band" at Sam's Club today. ($94)

Emma is practically perfect on drums, Jeff plays guitar really well and Maddie does vocals with perfect pitch. My family let me sing twice and I failed both times. Basically after my inept performance, they told me that I could be the roadie.

Maybe your mother can sing with them?

She's just watching them. I think that she is happy that they fired me from the band. Schadenfreude is a concept that she totally gets.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #10 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:52 pm

By the way, Jeff made me drink tonight.

He says that it might make my mom easier to be around.

kayrharris · #11 Post by **kayrharris** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:01 pm

Jeff's suggestion sounds like a good one. I hope you took him up on it. Have one for me. It's been a trying day here as well.

You bought "Rock Band", you should get to be in it. Who cares if you're on pitch or not?

hermillion · #12 Post by **hermillion** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:03 pm

Just tell them to call you Yoko -- and sing your little heart out!

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #13 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:04 pm

kayrharris wrote:Jeff's suggestion sounds like a good one. I hope you took him up on it. Have one for me. It's been a trying day here as well.

You bought "Rock Band", you should get to be in it. Who cares if you're on pitch or not?

I drank a half bottle of Syrah tonight.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #14 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:05 pm

kayrharris wrote: I hope you took him up on it. Have one for me. It's been a trying day here as well.

I hope that tomorrow is better for you.

kayrharris · #15 Post by **kayrharris** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:06 pm

Thank you. Nothing bad happened, I'm just tired mostly.

ulysses5019 · #16 Post by **ulysses5019** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:07 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
kayrharris wrote:Jeff's suggestion sounds like a good one. I hope you took him up on it. Have one for me. It's been a trying day here as well.

You bought "Rock Band", you should get to be in it. Who cares if you're on pitch or not?
I drank a half bottle of Syrah tonight.

Give your mom the other half. Maybe she'll pass out.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #17 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:16 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
kayrharris wrote:Jeff's suggestion sounds like a good one. I hope you took him up on it. Have one for me. It's been a trying day here as well.

You bought "Rock Band", you should get to be in it. Who cares if you're on pitch or not?
I drank a half bottle of Syrah tonight.
Give your mom the other half. Maybe she'll pass out.

Jeff drank the other half.

My mom won't even take aspirin, she says that it makes her loopy.

ulysses5019 · #18 Post by **ulysses5019** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:23 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote: I drank a half bottle of Syrah tonight.
Give your mom the other half. Maybe she'll pass out.
Jeff drank the other half.

My mom won't even take aspirin, she says that it makes her loopy.

Sounds like she took too many as a kid.

MarleysGh0st · #19 Post by **MarleysGh0st** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:27 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I found a great deal on "Rock Band" at Sam's Club today. ($94)

Emma is practically perfect on drums, Jeff plays guitar really well and Maddie does vocals with perfect pitch. My family let me sing twice and I failed both times. Basically after my inept performance, they told me that I could be the roadie.

Hey, some people would be honored to be roadies for the Suchard Family band!

TheCalvinator24 · #20 Post by **TheCalvinator24** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:32 am

Tell them you want to be Band Manager.

Bob Juch · #21 Post by **Bob Juch** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:47 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
kayrharris wrote:Jeff's suggestion sounds like a good one. I hope you took him up on it. Have one for me. It's been a trying day here as well.

You bought "Rock Band", you should get to be in it. Who cares if you're on pitch or not?
I drank a half bottle of Syrah tonight.

I drank a whole one.

dodgersteve182 · #22 Post by **dodgersteve182** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:48 am

As Dirty Harry once said "A woman has to know her limitations"! I am "tone deaf" my self and yet in my extended family we have relatives who sing in choirs and one who sings professionally. They must have gotten their talents from the sides of the family that I am not related to.
Remember as the Principal in Grease says "If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter".

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #23 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:49 am

They told me that if I buy an adapter for the machine, then I can play bass. Apparently it doesn't involve a lot of skill.

a1mamacat · #24 Post by **a1mamacat** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:23 am

you could be the gogo dancer at the back.

you could play the tambourine, like Michelle Phillips.

MarleysGh0st · #25 Post by **MarleysGh0st** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:26 am

a1mamacat wrote:you could play the tambourine, like Michelle Phillips.

And Tracy Partridge!

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