Littlebeast, you ignorant slut...

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NellyLunatic1980 · #26 Post by **NellyLunatic1980** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:18 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
Not sure, but I think the fourfooters should have their own pole dancer.

Don't tempt me! Beast is already about to revoke my computer privileges as it is for filling his hard drive full of squirrel porn....
How about some kitty porn?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwVwm300QVI

How many times have I told you people to stop posting links to pictures of pussies?

ulysses5019 · #27 Post by **ulysses5019** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:28 am

ClonedKitty wrote:
Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:
Fluffy wrote:
It's not like cats need to exploit themselves to get some. I was apparently open for business whether I cared to be or not....
Fluffy, you cats need to unionize!

One of these days, we'll take over the world.

The first thing we do is get rid of all the squirrels....

Can't we just all get along?

NSAS · #28 Post by **NSAS** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:30 am

ClonedKitty wrote:

One of these days, we'll take over the world.

The first thing we do is get rid of all the squirrels....

Dear Ms. C. Kitty,

We at the National Squirrel Appreciation Society do not condone such talk. It is our life's work to protect the poor misunderstood tree citizens. And you should be aware that our squirrel cloning project is proceeding apace. BAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAAWWWW!!

Yours truly,

NSAS

NSAS · #29 Post by **NSAS** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:37 am

ulysses5019 wrote: Can't we just all get along?

Dear General,

This to advise you have been recommended for a honoray membership in the NSAS and you to receive tickets to the upcoming Squirrel of the Year presentation to Mr. E. Squirrel.

Please send your current bank account number so we can process your membership.

Your friens

Barrister Williams T. Falana

Nigerian Squirrel Appreciation Society.

ulysses5019 · #30 Post by **ulysses5019** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:03 am

NSAS wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote: Can't we just all get along?
Dear General,

This to advise you have been recommended for a honoray membership in the NSAS and you to receive tickets to the upcoming Squirrel of the Year presentation to Mr. E. Squirrel.

Please send your current bank account number so we can process your membership.

Your friens

Barrister Williams T. Falana

Nigerian Squirrel Appreciation Society.

This is such an honor. Will there be cigars and whiskey? Oh, why don't you give me your account number so I can make direct deposit.

Evil Squirrel · #31 Post by **Evil Squirrel** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:28 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
NSAS wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote: Can't we just all get along?
Dear General,

This to advise you have been recommended for a honoray membership in the NSAS and you to receive tickets to the upcoming Squirrel of the Year presentation to Mr. E. Squirrel.

Please send your current bank account number so we can process your membership.

Your friens

Barrister Williams T. Falana

Nigerian Squirrel Appreciation Society.

This is such an honor. Will there be cigars and whiskey? Oh, why don't you give me your account number so I can make direct deposit.

Can I borrow your debonair dickey for the awards ceremony?

ulysses5019 · #32 Post by **ulysses5019** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:36 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
NSAS wrote:
Dear General,

This to advise you have been recommended for a honoray membership in the NSAS and you to receive tickets to the upcoming Squirrel of the Year presentation to Mr. E. Squirrel.

Please send your current bank account number so we can process your membership.

Your friens

Barrister Williams T. Falana

Nigerian Squirrel Appreciation Society.

This is such an honor. Will there be cigars and whiskey? Oh, why don't you give me your account number so I can make direct deposit.

Can I borrow your debonair dickey for the awards ceremony?

It's over at PSM's house. Her mother promised to wash it. I think a tuxedo would be more appropriate. And I'll even take pictures.

Evil Squirrel · #33 Post by **Evil Squirrel** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:27 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
Mini the Ignorant Slut wrote:What's going on over here?!?!?

Not sure, but I think the fourfooters should have their own pole dancer.

Don't tempt me! Beast is already about to revoke my computer privileges as it is for filling his hard drive full of squirrel porn....

Thanks a lot Uly. At least you got a cameo.....

Spoiler

silvercamaro · #34 Post by **silvercamaro** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:02 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:
Thanks a lot Uly. At least you got a cameo.....

Squirrel, I'm not sure you could know this, but along with several other BBs, I was a witness when Ulysses demonstrated his pole dancing on a New York subway in the year 2000. It was remarkably similar to your illustration (except for the blonde wig and the thong.)

ulysses5019 · #35 Post by **ulysses5019** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:05 am

silvercamaro wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
Thanks a lot Uly. At least you got a cameo.....

Squirrel, I'm not sure you could know this, but along with several other BBs, I was a witness when Ulysses demonstrated his pole dancing on a New York subway in the year 2000. It was remarkably similar to your illustration (except for the blonde wig and the thong.)

There are no pictures. Never happened. Nope. Never. Besides stealing your soul, cameras lie.