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The most beautiful words in the English Language

#1 Post by Spock » Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:00 am

Yesterday=we were coming through Winnipeg and stopped a restaurant.

I orderd French Toast and sausage.

Then it happened-words I will never forget until my dying day.

The waitress asked "Would you like your banger butterflied?" Well-yes of course. <G>
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Re: The most beautiful words in the English Language

#2 Post by marrymeflyfree » Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:10 am

Spock wrote: The waitress asked "Would you like your banger butterflied?"
Ouch.
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#3 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:14 am

I would tell the waitress to leave my banger alone.
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#4 Post by Spock » Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:21 am

marrymeflyfree wrote:
Spock wrote: The waitress asked "Would you like your banger butterflied?"
Ouch.
Yeah, that is the way my wife took it too-She grabbed the knife.

But it sounds so good.
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#5 Post by christie1111 » Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:54 am

Well, there is always Bangers and Mash. Is that any better?

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#6 Post by Bob Juch » Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:15 am

Spock wrote:
marrymeflyfree wrote:
Spock wrote: The waitress asked "Would you like your banger butterflied?"
Ouch.
Yeah, that is the way my wife took it too-She grabbed the knife.

But it sounds so good.
I prefer my bangers to be intact instead of cut most of the way through. It's very hard to bang like that.
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#7 Post by Rexer25 » Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:16 am

and here I thought you were going to say "Free Beer"
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!

That'll be $10, please.
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#8 Post by ulysses5019 » Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:21 am

I thought the words were, "Marley, we'd like you to bring your ghostly ass down to NYC to tape Millionaire".
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#9 Post by mellytu74 » Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:22 am

ROTFLMAO, spock!
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#10 Post by MarleysGh0st » Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:45 am

ulysses5019 wrote:I thought the words were, "Marley, we'd like you to bring your ghostly ass down to NYC to tape Millionaire".
Those would do. :P
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#11 Post by nitrah55 » Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:21 pm

I thought he was going to say, "Game Seven Tonight."
I am about 25% sure of this.
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