At least I don't dress up as a gourd.AnnieCamaro wrote:Those are NOT silly costumes. Josie is wearing her ballerina skirt, in which she will become an international superstar after her dancing debut in my opera, and mine is my birthday suit.Evil Squirrel wrote:
But at least we don't dress up in silly costumes....
/:evil:\
Good thoughts request
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Well, well, well. All of this fashion FIERCENESS from a squirrel in a dickey for Pete's sake.ulysses5019 wrote:How do explain your get-up?AnnieCamaro wrote:Those are NOT silly costumes. Josie is wearing her ballerina skirt, in which she will become an international superstar after her dancing debut in my opera, and mine is my birthday suit.Evil Squirrel wrote:
But at least we don't dress up in silly costumes....
/:evil:\
Well, then
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AnnieCamaro wrote:Those are NOT silly costumes. Josie is wearing her ballerina skirt, in which she will become an international superstar after her dancing debut in my opera, and mine is my birthday suit.Evil Squirrel wrote:
But at least we don't dress up in silly costumes....
/:evil:\
Well, I've got a killer set of viking horns I'll put on when that opera debuts, and my ear-shattering aria I'll be belting out from atop my limb will steal all the thunder from your cute little show that all the local critters around here will be laughing at. Look out Luciano Pavoratti, you've met your match!
I may even bring the horns with me to Montana and belt out a few notes for the T girl. I bet she'll be begging me to stay and sing to her all day long....
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I am not little and I am not fluffy.NSAS wrote: Dear Mr. E. Squirrel,
Please calm down, I'm sure you are just upset about the threats to your home. Don't let those mean bigoted canines upset your any more. Please understand that we love you and will do our best to protect you from uncaring and fluffy little dogs.
BRING IT ON!
/:evil:\
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my mommy says the nsas needs to find a good editor before they post letters that insult doggies. she says since i am only 3 years old and still learning spelling and typing that its ok if i sometimes make misteaks.NSAS wrote:Dear Mr. E. Squirrel,Evil Squirrel wrote:herjosie wrote:miss tlynn you are so sweet to think of me and my wardrobe. tell lola thank you for mee too.
my mommy made me go into the little bathroom last niht when the tv guys started making lots of noise. i don't like that little room because i can't run around much.
thyis morning she won't let me go out in the backyard because she says there is a tree broken. i think the evil squrrls must have don it when they were running around up there trying to tease me.
If we were going to down a tree, we would have knocked it on top of a car, or a house, or a power line.... we don't just gratuitously destroy trees, since they're like our home.
But at least we don't dress up in silly costumes....
Please calm down, I'm sure you are just upset about the threats to your home. Don't let those mean bigoted canines upset your any more. Please understand that we love you and will do our best to protect you from uncaring and fluffy little dogs. Please don't be tempted to taunt them by suggesting that their mother dresses them funny. I suspect that the dogs had something to do with destroying the homes of many squirrels, just look how they react when you have to retreat to your home when they threaten you. Its bark! bark! bark! for hours. We sure that interferes with you beauty sleep. And the obvious contempt that male dogs exhibit towards trees when doing their "business" is just shocking.
Your Friends.
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Beebs52 wrote:Well, well, well. All of this fashion FIERCENESS from a squirrel in a dickey for Pete's sake.ulysses5019 wrote:How do explain your get-up?AnnieCamaro wrote: Those are NOT silly costumes. Josie is wearing her ballerina skirt, in which she will become an international superstar after her dancing debut in my opera, and mine is my birthday suit.
/:evil:\
I'll do a little number for Merv too. Maybe it'll keep him from constantly sneering at me...
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Beebs52 wrote:Well, well, well. All of this fashion FIERCENESS from a squirrel in a dickey for Pete's sake.ulysses5019 wrote:How do explain your get-up?AnnieCamaro wrote: Those are NOT silly costumes. Josie is wearing her ballerina skirt, in which she will become an international superstar after her dancing debut in my opera, and mine is my birthday suit.
/:evil:\
That is not a dickey! That is my manly chest fur!
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NSAS wrote:Dear Mr. E. Squirrel,Evil Squirrel wrote:herjosie wrote:miss tlynn you are so sweet to think of me and my wardrobe. tell lola thank you for mee too.
my mommy made me go into the little bathroom last niht when the tv guys started making lots of noise. i don't like that little room because i can't run around much.
thyis morning she won't let me go out in the backyard because she says there is a tree broken. i think the evil squrrls must have don it when they were running around up there trying to tease me.
If we were going to down a tree, we would have knocked it on top of a car, or a house, or a power line.... we don't just gratuitously destroy trees, since they're like our home.
But at least we don't dress up in silly costumes....
Please calm down, I'm sure you are just upset about the threats to your home. Don't let those mean bigoted canines upset your any more. Please understand that we love you and will do our best to protect you from uncaring and fluffy little dogs. Please don't be tempted to taunt them by suggesting that their mother dresses them funny. I suspect that the dogs had something to do with destroying the homes of many squirrels, just look how they react when you have to retreat to your home when they threaten you. Its bark! bark! bark! for hours. We sure that interferes with you beauty sleep. And the obvious contempt that male dogs exhibit towards trees when doing their "business" is just shocking.
Your Friends.
NSAS
Right on, NSAS! I wouldn't expect any less appalling behavior from a species that sold itself out to human domestication many centuries ago....



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Beebs52 wrote:Well, well, well. All of this fashion FIERCENESS from a squirrel in a dickey for Pete's sake.ulysses5019 wrote:How do explain your get-up?AnnieCamaro wrote: Those are NOT silly costumes. Josie is wearing her ballerina skirt, in which she will become an international superstar after her dancing debut in my opera, and mine is my birthday suit.
/:evil:\
And you're just jealous of my stylin' chapeau.
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Dear Ms. A. Camaro,AnnieCamaro wrote:I am not little and I am not fluffy.NSAS wrote: Dear Mr. E. Squirrel,
Please calm down, I'm sure you are just upset about the threats to your home. Don't let those mean bigoted canines upset your any more. Please understand that we love you and will do our best to protect you from uncaring and fluffy little dogs.
BRING IT ON!
/:evil:\
We at NSAS are concerned by your combative attitude. If you persist in your threats against the NSAS and ES we shall have no option but to request an ASBO against you.
Sincerely,
NSAS
Suitguy is not bitter.
feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive
The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.
feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive
The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.
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Sure, ES, come on up. I'm getting new tires on my car as I type.I bet she'll be begging me to stay and sing to her all day long....
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Dear Mr. Attorney of NSAS,themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:
Dear Ms. A. Camaro,
We at NSAS are concerned by your combative attitude. If you persist in your threats against the NSAS and ES we shall have no option but to request an ASBO against you.
Sincerely,
NSAS
It's a very good thing that I am a well-mannered and lady-like brownhound of significant education. A less refined canine than I might be tempted to tell you to stick it up your ASBO.
Fortunately, I would never say such a thing.
Sincerely,
Annie
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AnnieCamaro wrote:Dear Mr. Attorney of NSAS,themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:
Dear Ms. A. Camaro,
We at NSAS are concerned by your combative attitude. If you persist in your threats against the NSAS and ES we shall have no option but to request an ASBO against you.
Sincerely,
NSAS
It's a very good thing that I am a well-mannered and lady-like brownhound of significant education. A less refined canine than I might be tempted to tell you to stick it up your ASBO.
Fortunately, I would never say such a thing.
Sincerely,
Annie
You're cute when you become unmannered and un-lady-like. The sight of you getting angry almost makes me fall out of my tree laughing...
And this time I didn't even have to throw acorns at you to rile you up....

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Merv ain't sneering. He's deliberating which herbs and spices to use on you if you were to enter his "zone".Evil Squirrel wrote:Beebs52 wrote:Well, well, well. All of this fashion FIERCENESS from a squirrel in a dickey for Pete's sake.ulysses5019 wrote: How do explain your get-up?
I'll do a little number for Merv too. Maybe it'll keep him from constantly sneering at me...
Well, then
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Pardon moi. I had not heard that squirrels' chest fur had inspection stickers and size tags. And were dickeys. DICKEYS DICKEYS DICKEYS!ulysses5019 wrote:Beebs52 wrote:Well, well, well. All of this fashion FIERCENESS from a squirrel in a dickey for Pete's sake.ulysses5019 wrote: How do explain your get-up?
That is not a dickey! That is my manly chest fur!
Your chapeau is stunning-bet the lice under it are getting a little toasty, though.
Well, then
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Suitguy is not bitter.
feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive
The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.
feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive
The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.
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Beebs52 wrote:Pardon moi. I had not heard that squirrels' chest fur had inspection stickers and size tags. And were dickeys. DICKEYS DICKEYS DICKEYS!ulysses5019 wrote:Beebs52 wrote: Well, well, well. All of this fashion FIERCENESS from a squirrel in a dickey for Pete's sake.
That is not a dickey! That is my manly chest fur!
Your chapeau is stunning-bet the lice under it are getting a little toasty, though.
I have two words for you ms. beebs:
bubonic plague
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ulysses5019 wrote:Beebs52 wrote:Pardon moi. I had not heard that squirrels' chest fur had inspection stickers and size tags. And were dickeys. DICKEYS DICKEYS DICKEYS!ulysses5019 wrote:
That is not a dickey! That is my manly chest fur!
Your chapeau is stunning-bet the lice under it are getting a little toasty, though.
I have two words for you ms. beebs:
bubonic plague
Let's send her the Giant Gambian Rat. She'll learn to better appreciate us finely dressed squirrels...
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Beebs52 wrote:Pardon moi. I had not heard that squirrels' chest fur had inspection stickers and size tags. And were dickeys. DICKEYS DICKEYS DICKEYS!ulysses5019 wrote:Beebs52 wrote: Well, well, well. All of this fashion FIERCENESS from a squirrel in a dickey for Pete's sake.
That is not a dickey! That is my manly chest fur!
Your chapeau is stunnin
g-bet the lice under it are getting a little toasty, though.
Forget the lice, but I guarantee you they're flea infested!!
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