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#26 Post by **littlebeast13** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:05 am

fantine33 wrote:
ShitSandwich wrote:
ne1410s wrote: Shivering like a dog shittin' peach pits.
Dumber than a hog is about Sunday.
Diarrhea: Shittin' like a root beer dispenser. Shit through a screen and never touch a wire...

We be nuthin' if not classy round here.

The South shall rise again!
Kitty Sandwich, it's not the South, it's Illinois!

Well, it's south of Chicago, so it may as well be....

lb13

fantine33 · #27 Post by **fantine33** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:08 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
fantine33 wrote:
ShitSandwich wrote: The South shall rise again!
Kitty Sandwich, it's not the South, it's Illinois!

Well, it's south of Chicago, so it may as well be....

lb13

Not necessarily. I didn't say where in Illinois And, although I'm pretty sure ne1410s is in Illinois (I seem to remember an Illini avatar at one time), I don't know where exactly.

#28 Post by **littlebeast13** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:14 am

fantine33 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
fantine33 wrote: Kitty Sandwich, it's not the South, it's Illinois!

Well, it's south of Chicago, so it may as well be....

lb13
Not necessarily. I didn't say where in Illinois And, although I'm pretty sure ne1410s is in Illinois (I seem to remember an Illini avatar at one time), I don't know where exactly.

He's far enough to be south of Chicago, but not far enough to be rayxtwo's baseball buddy....

lb13

minimetoo26 · #29 Post by **minimetoo26** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:20 am

fantine33 wrote: The dogs and their peach pits was also a favourite (never did get an explanation about why the dog was wolfing down whole peaches in the first place) but the other ones aren't familiar.

Having seen a dog eating my leftover Greek salad out of the trash can, then eliminating the unpitted olives, I can picture a dog just chowing down indiscriminately at whatever was tossed out. Maybe not the whole peach, but the part you throw out with a little peach left clinging to the stone.

I almost wish I had a dog so I wouldn't have little chocolate milk dots on my kitchen floor every day, but no. Dogs are more work than mopping or nagging kids to clean up after themselves. Or after their dog...

Evil Squirrel · #30 Post by **Evil Squirrel** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:22 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
fantine33 wrote: The dogs and their peach pits was also a favourite (never did get an explanation about why the dog was wolfing down whole peaches in the first place) but the other ones aren't familiar.

Having seen a dog eating my leftover Greek salad out of the trash can, then eliminating the unpitted olives, I can picture a dog just chowing down indiscriminately at whatever was tossed out. Maybe not the whole peach, but the part you throw out with a little peach left clinging to the stone.

I almost wish I had a dog so I wouldn't have little chocolate milk dots on my kitchen floor every day, but no. Dogs are more work than mopping or nagging kids to clean up after themselves. Or after their dog...

Dogs are evil!

Adopt a squirrel instead! We'll bring you a lifetime of happiness, and maybe a few weird diseases....

kayrharris · #31 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:28 am

I got a steamers for my kitchen floor and I love it! No messy mops and no cleaner required. It'll get those sticky chocolate milk drops up in no time. It works on wood floors as well.

ulysses5019 · #32 Post by **ulysses5019** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:32 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
fantine33 wrote: The dogs and their peach pits was also a favourite (never did get an explanation about why the dog was wolfing down whole peaches in the first place) but the other ones aren't familiar.

Having seen a dog eating my leftover Greek salad out of the trash can, then eliminating the unpitted olives, I can picture a dog just chowing down indiscriminately at whatever was tossed out. Maybe not the whole peach, but the part you throw out with a little peach left clinging to the stone.

I almost wish I had a dog so I wouldn't have little chocolate milk dots on my kitchen floor every day, but no. Dogs are more work than mopping or nagging kids to clean up after themselves. Or after their dog...

Dogs are evil!

Adopt a squirrel instead! We'll bring you a lifetime of happiness, and maybe a few weird diseases....

I'm kinda concerned about those diseases, but waterskiingsquirrels will provide a lifetime of fun. All we need is a lake. Anyone know which state has the most lakes?

Bob Juch · #33 Post by **Bob Juch** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:35 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote: Having seen a dog eating my leftover Greek salad out of the trash can, then eliminating the unpitted olives, I can picture a dog just chowing down indiscriminately at whatever was tossed out. Maybe not the whole peach, but the part you throw out with a little peach left clinging to the stone.

I almost wish I had a dog so I wouldn't have little chocolate milk dots on my kitchen floor every day, but no. Dogs are more work than mopping or nagging kids to clean up after themselves. Or after their dog...

Dogs are evil!

Adopt a squirrel instead! We'll bring you a lifetime of happiness, and maybe a few weird diseases....
I'm kinda concerned about those diseases, but waterskiingsquirrels will provide a lifetime of fun. All we need is a lake. Anyone know which state has the most lakes?

Alaska, Minnesota is second. You'd better learn snow skiing too.

earendel · #34 Post by **earendel** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:52 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
fantine33 wrote: The dogs and their peach pits was also a favourite (never did get an explanation about why the dog was wolfing down whole peaches in the first place) but the other ones aren't familiar.

Having seen a dog eating my leftover Greek salad out of the trash can, then eliminating the unpitted olives, I can picture a dog just chowing down indiscriminately at whatever was tossed out. Maybe not the whole peach, but the part you throw out with a little peach left clinging to the stone.

I almost wish I had a dog so I wouldn't have little chocolate milk dots on my kitchen floor every day, but no. Dogs are more work than mopping or nagging kids to clean up after themselves. Or after their dog...

Dogs are evil!

No, squirrels are evil. Dogs don't chew high-tension lines and cause power outages, or get into substations and cause power outages, or...well, you get the picture.

AnnieCamaro · #35 Post by **AnnieCamaro** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:54 am

earendel wrote:
No, squirrels are evil. Dogs don't chew high-tension lines and cause power outages, or get into substations and cause power outages, or...well, you get the picture.

Thank you, Mr. ear.

/:P\

Evil Squirrel · #36 Post by **Evil Squirrel** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:58 am

AnnieCamaro wrote:
earendel wrote:
No, squirrels are evil. Dogs don't chew high-tension lines and cause power outages, or get into substations and cause power outages, or...well, you get the picture.
Thank you, Mr. ear.

/:P\

My spokesman will be by shortly to straighten you both out. Assuming my cousin hasn't disrupted his electric service....

ulysses5019 · #37 Post by **ulysses5019** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:19 am

AnnieCamaro wrote:
earendel wrote:
No, squirrels are evil. Dogs don't chew high-tension lines and cause power outages, or get into substations and cause power outages, or...well, you get the picture.
Thank you, Mr. ear.

/:P\

Can't we just all get along? And does anyone know of a good dental plan?

JoeBobBillyWayneTucker · #38 Post by **JoeBobBillyWayneTucker** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:24 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
AnnieCamaro wrote:
earendel wrote:
No, squirrels are evil. Dogs don't chew high-tension lines and cause power outages, or get into substations and cause power outages, or...well, you get the picture.
Thank you, Mr. ear.

/:P\

Can't we just all get along? And does anyone know of a good dental plan?

This'n's good enough fer my three teeth....

earendel · #39 Post by **earendel** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:27 am

AnnieCamaro wrote:
earendel wrote:
No, squirrels are evil. Dogs don't chew high-tension lines and cause power outages, or get into substations and cause power outages, or...well, you get the picture.
Thank you, Mr. ear.

/:P\

You're quite welcome, Annie. BTW I saw someone who looked very much like your avatar yesterday evening. A two-footer couple was escorting him (or her) through the neighborhood.

tlynn78 · #40 Post by **tlynn78** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:36 am

got a steamers for my kitchen floor and I love it! No messy mops and no cleaner required. It'll get those sticky chocolate milk drops up in no time. It works on wood floors as well.

More info, please, Kay?

t.

kayrharris · #41 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:05 pm

tlynn78 wrote:
got a steamers for my kitchen floor and I love it! No messy mops and no cleaner required. It'll get those sticky chocolate milk drops up in no time. It works on wood floors as well.

More info, please, Kay?

t.

Sorry, I've been gone all morning. This is the one I have. My only objection is the cord isn't long enough, but I do have a big kitchen. Otherwise, it works great! I use it all the time. I think I paid $99.00 for mine.

http://www.todayshealthyhome.com/steamv ... am_mop.htm