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I swear I didn't make this up

#1 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:32 pm

I swear I didn't make this up. A nude maid steals $40,000 worth of jewelry.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,359141,00.html
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#2 Post by kayrharris » Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:36 pm

I'd say he's in trouble with his wife for a couple of things and has some 'splaining to do, if you ask me.


I'd love to hear that conversation...."You hired a nude maid and she stole all my jewelry?"
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#3 Post by Bob Juch » Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:51 pm

Should I ask where she hid it?
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#4 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:07 pm

I assumed that she hid the jewelry with her cleaning supplies.
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#5 Post by SportsFan68 » Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:09 pm

I predicted as soon as I heard it that Leno would make jokes about it tonight.

We'll see . . .
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#6 Post by Bob Juch » Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:11 pm

SportsFan68 wrote:I predicted as soon as I heard it that Leno would make jokes about it tonight.

We'll see . . .
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#7 Post by ontellen » Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:58 pm

Why would you have $40,000. in jewels hanging around the house? Have they never heard of safe deposit boxes or a safe?

You're right, Leno has used this in his monologue the last 2 nights.
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#8 Post by mntetn » Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:10 am

[cynic]
When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.
I was waiting for the punch line that she stole $10,000 the first time she was there, $10,000 the next week, etc. Wonder how long the vacation was.
Police are investigating.
As well they should. I fearlessly predict that his story will unravel. But we'll probably never know. [/cynic]
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