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I now understand...

#1 Post by marrymeflyfree » Sun May 25, 2008 4:07 pm

...why new parents talk about poop so much.


:D

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#2 Post by ulysses5019 » Sun May 25, 2008 4:09 pm

marrymeflyfree wrote:...why new parents talk about poop so much.


:D
I didn't know pea was a new parent.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.

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#3 Post by marrymeflyfree » Sun May 25, 2008 4:11 pm

That made me laugh out loud, loudly!

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#4 Post by ulysses5019 » Sun May 25, 2008 4:14 pm

marrymeflyfree wrote:That made me laugh out loud, loudly!
I hope you didn't wake the baby.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.

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#5 Post by a1mamacat » Sun May 25, 2008 5:01 pm

marrymeflyfree wrote:...why new parents talk about poop so much.


:D
Yup, you send it in one end, and it immediately exits out the other.

Just wait until she start solids.....FUN Times!!!!
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#6 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Sun May 25, 2008 5:14 pm

I your daughter's tummy starts to rumble when you are changing her diaper, learn from my mistake. Rather than backing away from the poop, cover her bottom with a diaper.

I spent quit a bit of time cleaning projectile poop off the carpet.

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#7 Post by ShitSandwich » Sun May 25, 2008 6:01 pm

We need more threads like this on the Bored....
Open wide!
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#8 Post by Chicken Little » Sun May 25, 2008 6:07 pm

ShitSandwich wrote:We need more threads like this on the Bored....
If you think I'm gonna click that spoiler you're crazier than Al Gore. :shock:

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#9 Post by TheBountyOfMyBucket » Sun May 25, 2008 6:14 pm

Chicken Little wrote:
ShitSandwich wrote:We need more threads like this on the Bored....
If you think I'm gonna click that spoiler you're crazier than Al Gore. :shock:

Here, little chickie. Come over here and crawl into Uncle Harland's bucket....

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#10 Post by hermillion » Sun May 25, 2008 6:40 pm

My father said infants were a lot like earthworms -- everything goes in one end, and straight out the other.



Wait until you introduce beets into your precious darling's diet.

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#11 Post by mrkelley23 » Sun May 25, 2008 8:18 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I your daughter's tummy starts to rumble when you are changing her diaper, learn from my mistake. Rather than backing away from the poop, cover her bottom with a diaper.

I spent quit a bit of time cleaning projectile poop off the carpet.
We had three boys -- we learned about "Draping" pretty quickly....
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#12 Post by peacock2121 » Tue May 27, 2008 1:04 pm

marrymeflyfree wrote:...why new parents talk about poop so much.


:D
It's all about the poop!

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#13 Post by peacock2121 » Tue May 27, 2008 1:04 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
marrymeflyfree wrote:...why new parents talk about poop so much.


:D
I didn't know pea was a new parent.
Hey!

I heard that.

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#14 Post by peacock2121 » Tue May 27, 2008 1:04 pm

marrymeflyfree wrote:That made me laugh out loud, loudly!
Me too!

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