A Question for Flock

[silverscreenselect]

Early voting has started for the Georgia primary. The Republican contest for governor has already gotten quite heated.

My question is who are you supporting for governor (I doubt it's your buddy Brad Raffensperger).

That lying, crooked, slimeball Burt Jones or

That lying, crooked, slimeball Rick Jackson?

[flockofseagulls104]

Why are you bothering to ask me? Throughout all these years, you have declared time and time again that you know my every thought and motivation. Why don't you just tell me so I can know.

[silverscreenselect]

Why are you bothering to ask me? Throughout all these years, you have declared time and time again that you know my every thought and motivation. Why don't you just tell me so I can know.

Normally, I can figure you out by asking which candidate is the biggest sleazeball, but in this case, they're both such big lying scumbags that I really don't know. You might just flip a coin, but there's probably some bit of bilge that one of them has said or done that's made him especially appealing to you.

And, although nobody asked me, I like Jason Esteves, but I realize he doesn't have much of a chance to get the Democratic nomination.

[flockofseagulls104]

Why are you bothering to ask me? Throughout all these years, you have declared time and time again that you know my every thought and motivation. Why don't you just tell me so I can know.

Normally, I can figure you out by asking which candidate is the biggest sleazeball, but in this case, they're both such big lying scumbags that I really don't know. You might just flip a coin, but there's probably some bit of bilge that one of them has said or done that's made him especially appealing to you.

One thing you must be an expert at is big lying scumbag sleazeballs. Your preferred political party is full of them, and you often cite them to gaslight your way as a response to issues you have no answer for. If both of those candidates are big lying scumbags, which one do you support? Would you switch parties to support one of them? Or would you go with the lying sleazeballs in your own party?

[flockofseagulls104]

Actually, if you want to be semantically correct, the democrats are the lying scumbag sleazeballs. The republicans tend to be lying sleazebag scumballs. Get it right if you want to be taken seriously.