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5th Grader thread (spoilers)

#1 Post by MarleysGh0st » Fri May 16, 2008 7:09 am

I was confused by the introduction of the first contestant. He's a registered nurse, but he also has a Ph.D. in Public Health (and he used to be a cop). Would this Ph.D. be one of the advanced degrees an RN would take while continuing to work as a nurse?

The best bit of banter was when he called on Sierra as his assistant. Sierra said that she wanted to be a coroner. "When you can't help them any more, I can!" :lol:

TV shows like CSI and Bones must be having an effect. Before those shows, could you have ever imagined a ten-year-old girl saying she wanted to grow up to be a coroner?
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Anyway, this contestant quickly ran into trouble on his third question, 3rd Grade Math:
If a pound of peanuts costs 48 cents, how much does 5/8 of a pound of peanuts cost?
He began to do the math, then decided to peek at Sierra's answer.

Sierra said 40 cents.

He went with that, and went home with nothing.

Jeff mentions that Nathan and Mackenzie had the right answer. Only two of the five 5th graders could do 3rd grade math? <sigh>
The second contestant was the one rayxtwo had told us about. Ben had a mother whom MBFFB would love; she was rooting for her son while holding a sign: "GO STUPID CHICKEN".

Their family is Chinese-American. Ben's childhood nickname was Benjy; in Chinese, that translates to "stupid chicken" :P
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Ben was saved by Sierra on a 2nd Grade Spelling question, when he forgot the silent 'e' in "Independence Day", but he ended doing moderately well (considering the quality of this show's contestants).

He made it up to $100K, then he asks Olivia what her best subjects are. She mentions everything left on the board, except World History. So Ben naturally decides to go with...5th Grade World History. Olivia gives a wide-eyed "What the HELL are you doing?" look. :shock:
Copernicus, the legendary 16th century astronomer, was born in what country?
Ben thinks the name sounds Italian, but he doesn't want to risk it. He doesn't want to use his peek, either, since doing so would compel him to answer, so he walks with his $100K. Jeff reveals that Olivia had also written Italy, so it was good that he left when he did.
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#2 Post by MarleysGh0st » Fri May 16, 2008 8:54 am

Promo: Next week's contestant is a cowboy!

We know that he's a cowboy because he's wearing a hat!

A black hat...

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#3 Post by gsabc » Fri May 16, 2008 8:56 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:Promo: Next week's contestant is a cowboy!

We know that he's a cowboy because he's wearing a hat!

A black hat...
Maybe he's just bald and they ran out of makeup.
I just ordered chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

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#4 Post by ulysses5019 » Fri May 16, 2008 8:58 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:Promo: Next week's contestant is a cowboy!

We know that he's a cowboy because he's wearing a hat!

A black hat...
Is he nekkid.......except for the hat?
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.

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#5 Post by MarleysGh0st » Fri May 16, 2008 9:02 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:Promo: Next week's contestant is a cowboy!

We know that he's a cowboy because he's wearing a hat!

A black hat...
Is he nekkid.......except for the hat?
Not in the promos, he wasn't.

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#6 Post by ulysses5019 » Fri May 16, 2008 9:14 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:Promo: Next week's contestant is a cowboy!

We know that he's a cowboy because he's wearing a hat!

A black hat...
Is he nekkid.......except for the hat?
Not in the promos, he wasn't.
Oh, ok. I thought it might be our NY cowboy, except that he wears a white hat and white undies.
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