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Sandwich indictment

#1 Post by jarnon » Thu Sep 11, 2025 9:21 am

Man arraigned, faces misdemeanor charge of throwing sandwich at federal agent

>>> The U.S. attorney’s office pushed a felony case against Dunn, but a grand jury declined — despite the age-old mantra that prosecutors regularly get grand juries to indict a ham sandwich. <<<

Thanks to Dunn’s legal background, he knew enough to throw a salami hoagie rather than ham.
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Re: Sandwich indictment

#2 Post by flockofseagulls104 » Thu Sep 11, 2025 1:30 pm

jarnon wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 11, 2025 9:21 am
 Man arraigned, faces misdemeanor charge of throwing sandwich at federal agent

>>> The U.S. attorney’s office pushed a felony case against Dunn, but a grand jury declined — despite the age-old mantra that prosecutors regularly get grand juries to indict a ham sandwich. <<<

Thanks to Dunn’s legal background, he knew enough to throw a salami hoagie rather than ham.
Salami is definitely a misdemeanor-level meat.
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Re: Sandwich indictment

#3 Post by tlynn78 » Fri Sep 12, 2025 11:50 am

flockofseagulls104 wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 11, 2025 1:30 pm
jarnon wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 11, 2025 9:21 am
 Man arraigned, faces misdemeanor charge of throwing sandwich at federal agent

>>> The U.S. attorney’s office pushed a felony case against Dunn, but a grand jury declined — despite the age-old mantra that prosecutors regularly get grand juries to indict a ham sandwich. <<<

Thanks to Dunn’s legal background, he knew enough to throw a salami hoagie rather than ham.
Salami is definitely a misdemeanor-level meat.
I'd still be mortadellafied to have that on my record.
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Re: Sandwich indictment

#4 Post by flockofseagulls104 » Fri Sep 12, 2025 12:39 pm

tlynn78 wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 12, 2025 11:50 am
flockofseagulls104 wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 11, 2025 1:30 pm
jarnon wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 11, 2025 9:21 am
 Man arraigned, faces misdemeanor charge of throwing sandwich at federal agent

>>> The U.S. attorney’s office pushed a felony case against Dunn, but a grand jury declined — despite the age-old mantra that prosecutors regularly get grand juries to indict a ham sandwich. <<<

Thanks to Dunn’s legal background, he knew enough to throw a salami hoagie rather than ham.
Salami is definitely a misdemeanor-level meat.
I'd still be mortadellafied to have that on my record.
There was swiss cheese in the sandwich, so there were a lot of holes in the case.
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Re: Sandwich indictment

#5 Post by tlynn78 » Fri Sep 12, 2025 4:33 pm

flockofseagulls104 wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 12, 2025 12:39 pm
tlynn78 wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 12, 2025 11:50 am
flockofseagulls104 wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 11, 2025 1:30 pm
Salami is definitely a misdemeanor-level meat.
I'd still be mortadellafied to have that on my record.
There was swiss cheese in the sandwich, so there were a lot of holes in the case.
Lettuce not rush to conclusions; it's not a big dill.
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Re: Sandwich indictment

#6 Post by flockofseagulls104 » Sat Sep 13, 2025 8:38 am

Just more slawfare
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Re: Sandwich indictment

#7 Post by BackInTex » Sat Sep 13, 2025 7:41 pm

He mustard known he’d get off.
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#8 Post by Vandal » Sun Sep 14, 2025 1:20 pm

This thread has taken a turn for the wurst.
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Re: Sandwich indictment

#9 Post by Beebs52 » Sun Sep 14, 2025 2:29 pm

He was packing wheat.
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Re: Sandwich indictment

#10 Post by tlynn78 » Mon Sep 15, 2025 11:31 am

You brats knead to work on your meataphors
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Re: Sandwich indictment

#11 Post by ShamelessWeasel » Mon Sep 15, 2025 11:37 am

Some people think he was a hero. But most of us just think he's a grinder. Po Boy.
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#12 Post by Beebs52 » Mon Sep 15, 2025 1:18 pm

Mayohap he needs a dressing down.
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Re: Sandwich indictment

#13 Post by tlynn78 » Tue Sep 16, 2025 10:43 am

Y'all are bacon me crazy. Not ever the Deli Lamba can help this bunch; he has such a rye sense of humor.
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Re: Sandwich indictment

#14 Post by Beebs52 » Tue Sep 16, 2025 1:54 pm

The breadth of this jacked up accrustation is olive wire.
Ew. That stank.
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Re: Sandwich indictment

#15 Post by tlynn78 » Tue Sep 16, 2025 2:09 pm

Beebs52 wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 16, 2025 1:54 pm
 The breadth of this jacked up accrustation is olive wire.
Ew. That stank.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#16 Post by Vandal » Tue Sep 16, 2025 5:13 pm

She crust it.
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Re: Sandwich indictment

#17 Post by Beebs52 » Tue Sep 16, 2025 5:31 pm

I'll toast to that.
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Re: Sandwich indictment

#18 Post by Beebs52 » Fri Sep 19, 2025 5:47 pm

What a load of balogna.
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#19 Post by Vandal » Sat Sep 20, 2025 10:22 am

This thread keeps coming back when you yeast expect it.
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