Commercial skincare endorsement

[Beebs52]

Since as how I am an official geezer, with geezer skin that's not reptilian or anything, but still...where am I?

Oh yes, the absolute best lotion is Lush sleepy lotion. Lavendar smell, a bit pricey, but when I get my toes did by me it's the only one worth a shit.

Now, maybe shit would make a good lotion but I'll pass.

I think Boomer likes it, too, cause he licked my toes appreciatively. NTTAWWT

[Ritterskoop]

For daily use in my ears and after washing hands, I like Aveeno, which has no scent except maybe a mild whiff of oatmeal.

While searching for a relief for mosquito bites, I also landed on Burt's Bees Milk & Honey, and they also have a hemp version that's good, if you don't mind smelling like rope.

[Beebs52]

Might check out Burts. I don't attract mosquitos but Jeff is beset.

[Super Creepy Rob Lowe]

I think Boomer likes it, too, cause he licked my toes appreciatively. NTTAWWT

When my cable's out, I like licking the lotion off strangers' toes...

[Beebs52]

I think Boomer likes it, too, cause he licked my toes appreciatively. NTTAWWT

When my cable's out, I like licking the lotion off strangers' toes...

No background music fer you, eh?

[Beebs52]

So far Burt's is a yes!

[Spock]

When my hands get cracked and painful in the winter-I swear by a product specially made for the local feed store called "Farm 'N' Hands."

Made of deer and beef tallow. black castor oil, Vit E oil, colloidal oatmeal, Mango, Shea Butters, Coconut Oil. Plantain Oil and White Acorn Oil.

Surpisingly-does not stink and smells good.

Bet, you never thought you would see the day when Spock is the Go To skincare consultant guy to the ladies on the Bored.

Although, plain beef tallow might work just as good and is easier to find.

[Bob Juch]

I had a girlfriend who used Bag Balm and said it's the best.

[Beebs52]

Bag balm and some of those others are really greasy.