Real computer bugs in Houston!

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MarleysGh0st · #1 Post by **MarleysGh0st** » Thu May 15, 2008 7:57 am

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080514/ap_ ... texas_ants

In what sounds like a really low-budget horror film, voracious swarming ants that apparently arrived in Texas aboard a cargo ship are invading homes and yards across the Houston area, shorting out electrical boxes and messing up computers.

And--what may be an ominous sign for the Bored--they're called "crazy rasberry ants".

Bixby17 · #2 Post by **Bixby17** » Thu May 15, 2008 8:05 am

No no no.

I already had the weird rain shrimp bugs show up at my house last year.

And adolescent rats.

I do not need another thing to call exterminators about, Especially, when the exterminators aren't sure how to kill those suckers.

So far, I have not seen any crazy ants.

Crazy Raspberry Aunts · #3 Post by **Crazy Raspberry Aunts** » Thu May 15, 2008 8:49 am

Everybody got an eccentric aunt, that doesn't mean you can call an exterminator.

MarleysGh0st · #4 Post by **MarleysGh0st** » Thu May 15, 2008 8:51 am

Crazy Raspberry Aunts wrote:Everybody got an eccentric aunt, that doesn't mean you can call an exterminator.

Aunt Bee's not crazy!

MarleysGh0st · #5 Post by **MarleysGh0st** » Thu May 15, 2008 8:57 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:Aunt Bee's not crazy!

Might I suggest the Aunts from Arsenic and Old Lace?

Crazy Raspberry Aunts · #6 Post by **Crazy Raspberry Aunts** » Thu May 15, 2008 9:17 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:Aunt Bee's not crazy!
Might I suggest the Aunts from Arsenic and Old Lace?

Better now?

MarleysGh0st · #7 Post by **MarleysGh0st** » Thu May 15, 2008 9:21 am

Crazy Raspberry Aunts wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:Aunt Bee's not crazy!
Might I suggest the Aunts from Arsenic and Old Lace?
Better now?

Much better!

Crazy Raspberry Aunts · #8 Post by **Crazy Raspberry Aunts** » Thu May 15, 2008 9:27 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
Crazy Raspberry Aunts wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote: Might I suggest the Aunts from Arsenic and Old Lace?
Better now?
Much better!

But now a signature line to make Bix's head explode!

earendel · #9 Post by **earendel** » Thu May 15, 2008 9:34 am

Raspberry ants in Texas, and Goliath beetles in Philadelphia, sent in a package marked as "toys, gifts and jellies".

http://tinyurl.com/4vvhmv

Bob Juch · #10 Post by **Bob Juch** » Thu May 15, 2008 10:04 am

Hey, at least they eat fire ants.