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RIP Lee Elia

#1 Post by elwoodblues » Thu Jul 10, 2025 8:17 pm

Former major league player, coach and manager Lee Elia has died at 87.

He was best known for a profane tirade about Cubs fans he delivered when he managed the team in 1983. Here is the rant in all its glory:
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I'll tell you one fuckin' thing—I hope we get fuckin' hotter than shit just to stuff it up them three thousand fuckin' people that show up every fuckin' day. Because if they're the real Chicago fuckin' fans, they can kiss my fuckin' ass, right Downtown, and print it! They're really, really behind you around here. My fuckin' ass! What ... what the fuck am I supposed to do? Go out there and let my fuckin' players get destroyed every day, and be quiet about it? For the fuckin' nickel/dime people that show up? The motherfuckers don't even work! That's why they're out at the fuckin' game! They ought to get a fuckin' job and find out what it's like to go out and earn a fuckin' living. Eighty-five percent of the fuckin' world is working. The other fifteen come out here. A fuckin' playground for the cocksuckers. Rip them motherfuckers! Rip those country cocksuckers, like the fuckin' players! We've got guys bustin' their fuckin' asses and those fuckin' people boo ... and that's the Cubs? My fuckin' ass! They talk about the great fuckin' support that the players get around here, I haven't seen it this fuckin' year!

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Re: RIP Lee Elia

#2 Post by Vandal » Thu Jul 10, 2025 9:02 pm

Cause of death was apparently potty mouth.
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Re: RIP Lee Elia

#3 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Jul 11, 2025 5:36 am

I was unaware of that rant. And for anyone.... well, under my age, the rant probably doesn't make a lot of sense unless you remember that in the ancient year of 1983, Wrigley Field still didn't have lights and the Cubs played only day games at home...

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