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#426 Post by triviawayne » Sat Nov 23, 2024 3:24 pm

Vandal wrote: ↑
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I guess that explains the team choking problems…
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#427 Post by Vandal » Sun Nov 24, 2024 7:42 pm

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#428 Post by tlynn78 » Mon Nov 25, 2024 12:44 pm

triviawayne wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 23, 2024 3:24 pm
Vandal wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 23, 2024 8:21 am
 Say what?

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I guess that explains the team choking problems…
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#429 Post by Vandal » Thu Jan 09, 2025 3:22 pm

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Re: Joke of the Day

#430 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Jan 09, 2025 3:54 pm

No words. Well, were they Dysons?
Well, then
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#431 Post by Vandal » Thu Jan 09, 2025 7:23 pm

Hoovers.

Like the president.
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#432 Post by Vandal » Wed Jan 22, 2025 8:41 pm

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#433 Post by Vandal » Fri Jan 24, 2025 10:26 am

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#434 Post by Vandal » Sun Mar 09, 2025 6:43 pm

A harp walks into a bar. The bartender eyes him and asks, “What’re you supposed to be?” The harp replies, “I’m a harp, man. Look at me.” The bartender replies, “I dunno… You look kinda small for a harp.”

The harp replies. “…are you calling me a lyre?”
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#435 Post by BackInTex » Tue Apr 15, 2025 2:16 pm

The toilets at Home Depot are for display purposes only. I know that now.
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Re: Joke of the Day

#436 Post by Beebs52 » Tue Apr 15, 2025 3:08 pm

Ewwwwwww
Well, then
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Re: Joke of the Day

#437 Post by triviawayne » Tue Apr 15, 2025 3:42 pm

When they played do the Twist, I twisted.

When they played Do the Hustle, I Hustled.

When they played the biggest hit from Dexy’s Midnight Runners…well, that’s when I got kicked out of the club.
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