Steven Spielbored Presents...Bored With Love

[Steven Spielbored]

A Bored/Hallmark Presentation





Scene: Meet LB Walker. He is tall and handsome and, surprisingly, unhitched.



Scene: LB lives in a place called The Bored, known to all there as The Notebook Boy. He keeps things running smoothly on The Bored. Everybody loves LB.



Scene: Meet Beebs Chabert.



She was once in love with LB, but she chose life in another part of cyberspace



And she always looks fabulous, and, surprisingly, is also unhitched.


Scene: they meet up for the first time in years



LB: Beebs, I didn't expect to see you here in these parts.

Beebs: I came back to take care of some things, alamy. I run a highly successful business, you know. Alamy.

LB: I hear what you are trying to say, but it all sounds like the word "alamy".

Beebs: And why are we surrounded by floating "a's"? I thought you fixed that problem.

LB: I'm working on it.

Beebs: Do you still host Lyrically Speaking Winter Extravaganza. I used to love playing that.



LB: Every winter. You know what, we should pretend we hate each other. But first, a pose.

Beebs: That is so fetch.



LB: Stop trying to make fetch happen.



Beebs: [To agent] Get me out of this promo or you're fired.


Scene: Beebs and LB keep running into each other over the next few days. Could it be that there is still a spark?



Beebs: Wait. Didn't we do this scene, already?

LB: It's much better without the alamays and a's floating around.

Beebs: I kind of liked them.

LB: Okay, just for you. Voila'!



Beebs: That's better.


Scene: LB is troubled with a decision he has to make. He found a place to sell his AI art and, if he goes, won't be around to host LSWE.

LB: Thank God I still have my looks.




Scene: LB and Beebs spend more time together



Beebs: I think I'm falling back in love with you, LB. I'd like to stay here on the Bored and play Lyrically Speaking in January. And dress in beautiful clothes, of course.

LB: [mumbling] I'd like to slide my hands down. Or up. But this is a Hallmark Promo.

Beebs: What was that?

LB: I love you, too.


Scene: Beebs overhears LB talking about leaving The Bored. She turns into a mean girl.



Then a zombie:



And decides to go back to her place in cyberspace




Scene: LB tries to find Beebs, only to realize she has headed to the train station



He rushes as fast as he can to beat the train, stopping only to pause for a candid shot in a random living room



Scene: A youthful LB makes a phone call to his agent

LB: You're fired!



Scene: LB finds Beebs before she reaches her train



Beebs: I'm heading back and nothing you can say will stop me. I know you're leaving the Bored and I won't be able to play LSWE.

LB: You have it wrong. Because of you, I changed my mind about that. I'm not leaving. Lyrically Speaking goes on!

Beebs: You're not leaving? I'm sorry I went all zombie on you.

LB: No worries. Let's end this scene the way we always do. Let's touch foreheads.



Beebs: I love you, Notebook Boy.

LB: I love you too, zombie girl.

THE END



Lyrically Speaking Winter Extravaganza returns in January....ish

Here on The Bored

Where love happens

[littlebeast13]

This is the first promo where I didn't die. I expected Beebs to go all Ed Gein on me. Hallmark's ratings would skyrocket...

lb13

[Beebs52]

Ed Gein's estate required too much royalty fee.

[earendel]

The first Oscar contender of the year!

[tlynn78]

This is the first promo where I didn't die. I expected Beebs to go all Ed Gein on me. Hallmark's ratings would skyrocket...

lb13

I was steered when the "train station" was mentioned...

[tlynn78]

This is the first promo where I didn't die. I expected Beebs to go all Ed Gein on me. Hallmark's ratings would skyrocket...

lb13

I was skeered when the "train station" was mentioned...

[Spock]

This is the first promo where I didn't die. I expected Beebs to go all Ed Gein on me. Hallmark's ratings would skyrocket...

lb13

I was skeered when the "train station" was mentioned...

Yeah, it should have ended with the competition who is trying to buy out the Grange Family Vineyards to put up an American version of Scotch distillery there taking both of those 2 to the train station.

You could have the vineyard being the site of a special type of peat to make smoky Scotches and in a twist the "Bad Guys" find out that the LB guy wants to push his siblings out of the family vineyard to turn it into upscale condos and thereby destroy the habitat for the very rare peat bog dwelling carnivorous purple squirrel that is only found there.

And that Beebs chick-well I don't even have to tell you that the only reason she came back was to ply the LB guy with her wiles because she has her own nefarious plans for the vineyard. I had that dame figured out as a femme fatale from the beginning.

Always watch out for a Dame with Wiles!!!!!!!

[littlebeast13]

This is the first promo where I didn't die. I expected Beebs to go all Ed Gein on me. Hallmark's ratings would skyrocket...

lb13

I was skeered when the "train station" was mentioned...

The Gridiron version of this promo would have involved a Whataburger and an ill fated left turn...

lb13

[franktangredi]

Hooray!

[Beebs52]

I was skeered when the "train station" was mentioned...

The Gridiron version of this promo would have involved a Whataburger and an ill fated left turn...

lb13

No witnesses willing to testify. Hee. Sliver will get ya.