WAHOO!!!!! Parade Time!!!!

[Girl From Porky's]

As always, Mike Hunt will be prominently displayed at the parade.

Those of you up front will get the best view of Mike Hunt.

Not to worry, though. There's enough of Mike Hunt for everybody!

[Jack Webb]

Watching this parade makes my want to go to the political lounge and shake down a few BBs, crack a few skulls.

Where's my partner Elwood when I need him?

Probably slamming down a donut or two.

[Liberace]

Not to worry, though. There's enough of Mike Hunt for everybody!

That's what I always told everyone!!!!

[Boredman Polanski]

Is this the parade with all the thirteen-year-old girls?

I haven't noticed any, yet.

I'll be in my tent if you see any. Just send them in.

[High School Slutatorian]

Is this the parade with all the thirteen-year-old girls?

I haven't noticed any, yet.

I'll be in my tent if you see any. Just send them in.

Ooooh! I like roleplay!

Let me put on my little sister's LOL Surprise jammies and I'll be right over!!!

[Robert Preston]

Now friends, let me tell you what I mean.

Ya may have one, two, three, four, five, six Merrymen in this parade.

For some BBs it’s hard to tell the difference between a Merryman and a bum with a capital B and that rhymes with p and that stands for parade.

[Bored Sweeper]

I could go ahead and do my duty, but (checks pocket watch) if I wait another hour and twelve minutes I can earn triple time for Thanksgiving!

[Dominick the Donkey]

Spoiler

'cuz this parade sucks donkey dicks.

I wish, man! I wish....

[Justice_David_Souter]

Writing for the majority, I find that this parade is unconstitutional on its face and therefore must be dissolved immediately.

[TheMichiganBarAssociation]

Writing for the majority, I find that this parade is unconstitutional on its face and therefore must be dissolved immediately.

Forget all that.... how much are we.... I mean, how much is our client awarded?

[SportsFan68]

Dangit, missed it again.

Once again, I promise not to mess anything up since Bored Sweeper's already been here.

Happy cyber shopping, everybody.