Why dogs don't drive

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AnnieCamaro · #1 Post by **AnnieCamaro** » Sun May 11, 2008 7:16 pm

We get confused.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #2 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Sun May 11, 2008 7:32 pm

I hope that the dog is ok!

#3 Post by **littlebeast13** » Sun May 11, 2008 8:04 pm

AnnieCamaro wrote:We get confused.

Maybe that dog heard what my co-worker likes to say. He drives a big Hemi Dodge, and every time I start up my little Neon in the morning, he puts his hand up to his ear and says he's listening for the squirrels in my engine....

lb13

kayrharris · #4 Post by **kayrharris** » Sun May 11, 2008 8:05 pm

Yes, Annie, you just keep navigating and maybe you'll stay out of trouble.

I saw this story on the news last week and the dog is fine.

silvercamaro · #5 Post by **silvercamaro** » Sun May 11, 2008 8:21 pm

kayrharris wrote:
I saw this story on the news last week and the dog is fine.

The car, however, required extensive rewiring and several new hoses.

kayrharris · #6 Post by **kayrharris** » Sun May 11, 2008 8:35 pm

Yep, car repairs don't come cheap do they? I'm sure the dog learned a good lesson.

ulysses5019 · #7 Post by **ulysses5019** » Sun May 11, 2008 8:46 pm

kayrharris wrote:Yep, car repairs don't come cheap do they? I'm sure the dog learned a good lesson.

He learned how to hotwire a car?

kayrharris · #8 Post by **kayrharris** » Sun May 11, 2008 8:58 pm

It looks like a pit bull. Did the owner go to the mechanic or the veterinarian?

ulysses5019 · #9 Post by **ulysses5019** » Sun May 11, 2008 9:01 pm

kayrharris wrote:It looks like a pit bull. Did the owner go to the mechanic or the veterinarian?

Musta been a Mack Truck then.

rayxtwo · #10 Post by **rayxtwo** » Sun May 11, 2008 10:29 pm

I can hear it now......

"Honey, I'm gonna take the car down to the shop tomorrow. The engine sounds a little ruff."

Ray

peacock2121 · #11 Post by **peacock2121** » Mon May 12, 2008 5:45 am

rayxtwo wrote:I can hear it now......

"Honey, I'm gonna take the car down to the shop tomorrow. The engine sounds a little ruff."

Ray

that made me giggle.

I am too easy.

gsabc · #12 Post by **gsabc** » Mon May 12, 2008 6:37 am

"I thought you said this car had extra horsepower!"

SportsFan68 · #13 Post by **SportsFan68** » Mon May 12, 2008 10:42 pm

LOL!

My old dog Sandy hopped into the driver's seat to wait for me in the liquor store. As I was walking back out to the car, I heard a woman say to her companion, "OK, that's it! When I see a dog driving, it's time to give up drinking!"

themanintheseersuckersuit · #14 Post by **themanintheseersuckersuit** » Fri May 16, 2008 6:06 am

DNA test absolves Lizard Man of attack

DNA testing has shown an attack on a family van some blamed on the legendary Lizard Man appears to have been actually done by a domestic dog.

Something chewed up the front fender of Bob and Dixie Rawson’s van in February. Bite marks were left on the wheel wells, and blood was found on the vehicle.

A veterinary lab in California tested the blood and found it came from a dog, The (Sumter) Item reported.

But Bob Rawson isn’t sure, saying it would have to be one big dog.

Lee County Sheriff E.J. Melvin isn’t convinced, either. He thinks it was a coyote or wolf.

Once again its Dog v. Car.

Lizard Man became a phenomenon in the area 20 years ago when people began reporting a tall, big-eyed swamp creature. Authorities never figured out exactly what prompted the sightings.

http://www.thestate.com/local/story/406586.html

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