Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#26 Post by Jocelyn Elders » Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:19 am

Emo Kitty wrote:
Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:18 am
This is why sane people just stay home and cut themselves....
There's much better ways for young men and women to occupy their free time....

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#27 Post by Hale Bopper » Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:21 am

And they all thought I was weird....

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#28 Post by Linus's Boss » Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:25 am

If I wasn't already sure you all are unemployed, I'd tell you Merry Men to GET TO WORK!!!!
Get off that message board and get back to WORK!!!!

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#29 Post by Four Hour Stiffy » Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:26 am

If this parade lasts longer than four hours, be sure to seek immediate medical attention...
BOOOIIIIIINNNGGGGG!!!!!

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#30 Post by Ody » Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:30 am

Yawn!

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#31 Post by National Apathy Party » Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:33 am

We don't care that nobody cares about this stupid parade....
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#32 Post by a1mamacat » Wed Nov 23, 2022 11:46 am

Ody wrote:
Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:30 am
Yawn!
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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#33 Post by Jim Rome » Wed Nov 23, 2022 4:24 pm

This parade had a take and it sucked.

Just like Jim errrrrrrr Chris Everett.
Have a take and do no suck.

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#34 Post by CharleyWeaverToBlock » Wed Nov 23, 2022 4:27 pm

Watch where you step

The parade route is full of

Spoiler
Monkey Fazoo

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#35 Post by Al Pacino » Wed Nov 23, 2022 4:35 pm

WHO PUT ME AFTER JIM ROME!

I JUST STEPPED IN MONKEE FAZOO, WHATEVER THAT IS!

I’M OUT OF ORDER!

YOU’RE OUT OF ORDER!

THIS WHOLE PARADE IS OUT OF ORDER!
I'm just gettin' started!

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#36 Post by Bored Sweeper » Wed Nov 23, 2022 5:05 pm

Al Pacino wrote:
Wed Nov 23, 2022 4:35 pm
I JUST STEPPED IN MONKEE FAZOO, WHATEVER THAT IS!

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#37 Post by ShitSandwich » Wed Nov 23, 2022 5:08 pm

Fazoo?

What is this, fucking Romper Room?
Open wide!
Image

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#38 Post by Snow Globe Ass » Wed Nov 23, 2022 5:10 pm

I think I might have sat on a pile of fazoo.

(Bending over)

Someone wanna check?
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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#39 Post by Duh Mass » Wed Nov 23, 2022 5:11 pm

Awwww, I miss Fazoo! This is around the time she'd complain about hearing Christmas music....

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#40 Post by ItsAMadMadMadMadCow » Wed Nov 23, 2022 5:13 pm

FAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#41 Post by Highly Offended » Wed Nov 23, 2022 5:14 pm

I am highly offended that people are talking about my fazoo!!!!

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#42 Post by _ARMENIAN_ » Wed Nov 23, 2022 5:18 pm

This fazoo is obviously a secret message sent by our enemy to their spies! I have no choice but to eat this message for national security....
Be nice to me or I'll unleash the hackers and virusers!

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#43 Post by Chronic Diarrhea » Wed Nov 23, 2022 5:19 pm

_ARMENIAN_ wrote:
Wed Nov 23, 2022 5:18 pm
This fazoo is obviously a secret message sent by our enemy to their spies! I have no choice but to eat this message for national security....
I hope you have a spoon!

Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#44 Post by KilljoyWasHere » Wed Nov 23, 2022 5:22 pm

The next heathen who utters a dirty word like "fazoo" is going to get this ruler across their knuckles!!!

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#45 Post by Jim Everett » Wed Nov 23, 2022 5:23 pm

Jim Rome's a lousy piece of FAZOO!!!!!!!!!


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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#46 Post by Troy Polymolyolygon » Wed Nov 23, 2022 5:26 pm

Awwwww, poor Chrissy! Want me to kiss your boo boo better?
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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#47 Post by Rod Serling » Wed Nov 23, 2022 5:29 pm

If ever there was a thread that needed to be banished to the cornfield....

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#48 Post by Robert Preston » Wed Nov 23, 2022 5:31 pm

Ya got trouble!

Now friends, let me tell you what I mean. We have one, two, three, four posts calling out Fazoo

And that’s with a capital F and that rhymes with Clef and that stands for

Music

Man
I am the Music Man

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#49 Post by Fukola » Wed Nov 23, 2022 5:32 pm

Come on, Music Dude. We all know what F stands for....

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#50 Post by Rod_Serling » Wed Nov 23, 2022 5:33 pm

If ever there was a thread that needed to be banished to…hey, wait a minute.
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