Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

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Watch Taper
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Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#1 Post by Watch Taper » Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:29 am

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#2 Post by Astros Trash Can » Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:30 am

The parade was three weeks ago, dude!

We can still do a rousing version of "Stomp" though!
CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#3 Post by Gary Glitter » Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:33 am

HEY!!!!


You say the parade's been going on for 22 years now? Nevermind, too old for me to get involved....
Da-da-da-duhnaduhnaduh....

HEY!!!!

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#4 Post by NatteringNabobOfNegativity » Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:34 am

A parade on this Bored. Just wonderful. Like someone started a dumpster fire in the middle of a tire fire....

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#5 Post by Liberace » Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:37 am

Oh boy, my favorite time of the year! I should put on my pair of sparkling lace underwear!

Oh, I forgot, I already wore them Monday!

Commando it is!!! :D :D :D

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#6 Post by Super Creepy Rob Lowe » Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:39 am

Anyone looking to have their hair sniffed?
Don't be like this me.

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#7 Post by Fernando Tatis » Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:42 am

I'll happily march in place of my son, who's been suspended from this parade. I'm used to performing in front of small crowds anyway...

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#8 Post by Beavis & Butthead » Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:46 am

Uh......... this sucks!

Change it, Beavis!

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#9 Post by Jefferson Starplane » Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:48 am

Fernando Tatis wrote:
Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:42 am
I'm used to performing in front of small crowds anyway...
Us too!!! Seems nobody knew our name....
We built this city on ROCK & ROLL!!!!

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#10 Post by Kiki's Cleaning Lady » Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:50 am

I don't normally get up this early (drops Alka Seltzer into cup of water), but someone's gotta get the jamón ready....

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#11 Post by Evil Raccoon » Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:52 am

Anyone wanna share this leftover brisket I found in the Astros Trash Can?

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#12 Post by JoeBobBillyWayneTucker » Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:54 am

Any of y'all wanna share this here coon I shot diggin' in the Astros Trash Can?

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#13 Post by ItsAMadMadMadMadSwine » Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:55 am

I got something else I'd like to share with everyone!

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#14 Post by BDMs partner » Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:56 am

ItsAMadMadMadMadSwine wrote:
Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:55 am
I got something else I'd like to share with everyone!
Bacon for everyone!

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#15 Post by Porky Pig » Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:58 am

BDMs partner wrote:
Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:56 am
ItsAMadMadMadMadSwine wrote:
Wed Nov 23, 2022 9:55 am
I got something else I'd like to share with everyone!
Bacon for everyone!
You're eebly eebly eebly, de-de eebly, despicable!

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#16 Post by Psycho Beast » Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:00 am

Where are all of these Merry Men coming from!?!?!?

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#17 Post by ClonedKitty » Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:02 am

Psycho Beast wrote:
Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:00 am
Where are all of these Merry Men coming from!?!?!?

We can make an army of millions of Merry Men to bore the world to death!

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#18 Post by MinisterOfPropaganda » Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:04 am

ClonedKitty wrote:
Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:02 am
Psycho Beast wrote:
Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:00 am
Where are all of these Merry Men coming from!?!?!?

We can make an army of millions of Merry Men to bore the world to death!
As Minister of Propaganda, I hereby declare that we like the way you think!

We will steal your idea and then shoot you at sunrise....

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#19 Post by Jim Cantore » Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:06 am

Good thing you can't see the sunrise through all of this THUNDERSNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD!!! THUNDERSNOW!!!!®

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#20 Post by Al Gore » Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:07 am

Jim Cantore wrote:
Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:06 am
Good thing you can't see the sunrise through all of this THUNDERSNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
How inconvenient....

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#21 Post by TheNotSoGreatPretender » Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:09 am

Someone is stealing ideas? Coolio!!!

I'm thinking of starting a tradition of having a parade on the day before Thanksgiving, and calling it The Parade of Pretenders! 8)

What do you all think?
Hey guys...... wait up!!!

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#22 Post by Ed McMahon » Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:11 am

And now stay tuned for The Worst of Carson....
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#23 Post by Kanye West » Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:12 am

I hope you all feel honored by my lateness...

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#24 Post by Joe Pesci » Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:15 am

I just bashed in the skulls of two Merry Men who thought I was funny.

Nobody'll miss 'em....

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Re: Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

#25 Post by Emo Kitty » Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:18 am

This is why sane people just stay home and cut themselves....

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