*phone ring*
Me: "Hello?"
Random female: "Hi, is this Russ?"
Me: "Maybe? What's your business?"
Random female: "My name is (redacted) and I'm calling on behalf of Governor Mike DeWine."
Me: "I'm sorry, I suffered a stroke last year and I still have a difficult time understanding people. Could you direct me to a website so that I could read it on my own terms? And could you spell it slowly so that I can understand you?"
Random female: "M-I-K-E-D-E-W-I-N-E-dot-com"
Me: "Oh my God, that is disgusting! Ma'am, I'm a pastor! How dare you direct me to this porno website!"
Random female: "Beg your pardon?"
Me: "Ma'am, don't play stupid with me. You're the one who directed me to a website called DykesDivine.com"
Random female: "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! I said MikeDeWine.com!"
Me: "That's why I told you to speak slowly! Jesus, you're such an uppity out-of-touch elitist! You people don't pay attention to what real Americans tell you."
Robot: "You have been disconnected from this call."
Well, there's another Repubican snowflake who won't be calling me again.
F**king up the political process (2022 edition)
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F**king up the political process (2022 edition)
"[Drumpf's] name alone creates division and anger, whose words inspire dissension and hatred, and can't possibly 'Make America Great Again.'" --Kobe Bryant (1978-2020)
"In times of crisis, the wise build bridges. The foolish build barriers." --Chadwick Boseman (1976-2020)
"In times of crisis, the wise build bridges. The foolish build barriers." --Chadwick Boseman (1976-2020)
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Re: F**king up the political process (2022 edition)
What do you think? 15? Or too old? Maybe 13?
..what country can preserve it’s liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? let them take arms.
~~ Thomas Jefferson
War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
-- Benjamin Franklin (maybe)
~~ Thomas Jefferson
War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
-- Benjamin Franklin (maybe)
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Re: F**king up the political process (2022 edition)
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. -Thomas Paine
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire