Who's Running the Show?
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Who's Running the Show?
Those who still believe that Biden is competent and in charge of his administration, please explain this:
Unfortunately, he wasn't told not to show his cheat sheet to his audience...
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Re: Who's Running the Show?
I wonder what the question he is supposed to ask Liz Shuler is. Something pre-written, and so, it it on the other side of the agenda? If not, oops.
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Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
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~~ Thomas Jefferson
War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
-- Benjamin Franklin (maybe)
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Re: Who's Running the Show?
Their gonna be in a lotta trouble when he forgets how to read.
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Re: Who's Running the Show?
But at least he doesn't post nasty tweets, so there's that.
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Re: Who's Running the Show?
I suspect that ever president has a list like that prepared for him, in order to keep things on schedule as much as possible. Just because we have a picture of one for Biden doesn't mean that other presidents didn't have similar lists.
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Re: Who's Running the Show?
Right
YOU make a lame excuse.
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Re: Who's Running the Show?
Not an excuse, I just imagine that it's the case that every president gets such a list. No way to prove or disprove it, nor am I stating it as a fact. After all the president has a lot to deal with.flockofseagulls104 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 24, 2022 10:40 amRight
YOU make a lame excuse.
"Elen sila lumenn omentielvo...A star shines on the hour of our meeting."
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Re: Who's Running the Show?
I sincerely doubt it, ear. I would think instructions for a fully functional human being would be verbal.earendel wrote: ↑Fri Jun 24, 2022 10:49 amNot an excuse, I just imagine that it's the case that every president gets such a list. No way to prove or disprove it, nor am I stating it as a fact. After all the president has a lot to deal with.
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Re: Who's Running the Show?
Maybe. We just don't know. Until a former president comes out and says that this is uncommon, or is business as usual, we just don't know.flockofseagulls104 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 24, 2022 10:51 amI sincerely doubt it, ear. I would think instructions for a fully functional human being would be verbal.
"Elen sila lumenn omentielvo...A star shines on the hour of our meeting."
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Re: Who's Running the Show?
Yeah, let's put aside common sense for now.earendel wrote: ↑Fri Jun 24, 2022 10:52 amMaybe. We just don't know. Until a former president comes out and says that this is uncommon, or is business as usual, we just don't know.flockofseagulls104 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 24, 2022 10:51 amI sincerely doubt it, ear. I would think instructions for a fully functional human being would be verbal.
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Re: Who's Running the Show?
Don't you just hate it when Presidents have to rely on notes:
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Re: Who's Running the Show?
LOL! Biden apologists put aside common sense a LOOONNNNGGGG time ago.flockofseagulls104 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 24, 2022 10:56 amYeah, let's put aside common sense for now.earendel wrote: ↑Fri Jun 24, 2022 10:52 amMaybe. We just don't know. Until a former president comes out and says that this is uncommon, or is business as usual, we just don't know.flockofseagulls104 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 24, 2022 10:51 am
I sincerely doubt it, ear. I would think instructions for a fully functional human being would be verbal.
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Re: Who's Running the Show?
Don't worry, ear. I'm sure there are hundreds of well-funded groups and individuals that have produced well-honed and polished excuses for this photo that are online already. Just google it.
I'm confident my stalker has found one already and has posted it with a slam at me added. After all, that's his self-appointed mission in life.
I'm confident my stalker has found one already and has posted it with a slam at me added. After all, that's his self-appointed mission in life.
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Re: Who's Running the Show?
Well, that eliminates TFG.flockofseagulls104 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 24, 2022 10:51 amI sincerely doubt it, ear. I would think instructions for a fully functional human being would be verbal.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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Re: Who's Running the Show?
NEXT WEEK's Instruction Card.
YOU enter the room we've pointed you to
YOU thank the people that are there
-Don't thank people that aren't there.
YOU sit down.
-In a CHAIR.
-Look for the biggest chair that no one is sitting in at the moment.
Then a bunch of people will come in. They are the press. Don't be upset.
-Wait till they are settled and quiet. We will point to you when they are ready.
YOU give brief comments
-Look for the teleprompter.
YOU Read it with feeling like we rehearsed.
-Then the press people will be herded out.
-Don't get upset about the people leaving.
YOU ask ONE question (From teleprompter)
-It will be Liz. You remember her, right?
-She already has her answer.
-She is online, (she won't be in the room, Mr President, so you can't smell her hair)
YOU thank everybody that is still there. Do not smell anyone's hair.
THEN you can leave.
YOU don't start wandering
YOU enter the room we've pointed you to
YOU thank the people that are there
-Don't thank people that aren't there.
YOU sit down.
-In a CHAIR.
-Look for the biggest chair that no one is sitting in at the moment.
Then a bunch of people will come in. They are the press. Don't be upset.
-Wait till they are settled and quiet. We will point to you when they are ready.
YOU give brief comments
-Look for the teleprompter.
YOU Read it with feeling like we rehearsed.
-Then the press people will be herded out.
-Don't get upset about the people leaving.
YOU ask ONE question (From teleprompter)
-It will be Liz. You remember her, right?
-She already has her answer.
-She is online, (she won't be in the room, Mr President, so you can't smell her hair)
YOU thank everybody that is still there. Do not smell anyone's hair.
THEN you can leave.
YOU don't start wandering
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Re: Who's Running the Show?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You are a riot!!Bob Juch wrote: ↑Fri Jun 24, 2022 11:47 amWell, that eliminates TFG.flockofseagulls104 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 24, 2022 10:51 amI sincerely doubt it, ear. I would think instructions for a fully functional human being would be verbal.
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Re: Who's Running the Show?
Stuff happens. This is from a 2013 article, https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna53782665
And I apologize to you and the viewers for the teleprompter malfunction at the beginning of this. You know, you make fun of how people on TV become so reliant on that and then you feel it up there and you have sympathy for anyone.
I remember a teleprompter malfunction that caused President Ford to repeat something he'd already said in a speech. I looked and looked but couldn't find it. I thought it was the Whip Inflation Now speech, but maybe I thought that because it was the most famous of Ford's speeches. Well, except the speech where he announced he pardoned Nixon.
And I apologize to you and the viewers for the teleprompter malfunction at the beginning of this. You know, you make fun of how people on TV become so reliant on that and then you feel it up there and you have sympathy for anyone.
I remember a teleprompter malfunction that caused President Ford to repeat something he'd already said in a speech. I looked and looked but couldn't find it. I thought it was the Whip Inflation Now speech, but maybe I thought that because it was the most famous of Ford's speeches. Well, except the speech where he announced he pardoned Nixon.
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
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Re: Who's Running the Show?
The White House should invest in better teleprompters then. Seems to happen almost every day.SportsFan68 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 24, 2022 12:13 pmStuff happens. This is from a 2013 article, https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna53782665
And I apologize to you and the viewers for the teleprompter malfunction at the beginning of this. You know, you make fun of how people on TV become so reliant on that and then you feel it up there and you have sympathy for anyone.
I remember a teleprompter malfunction that caused President Ford to repeat something he'd already said in a speech. I looked and looked but couldn't find it. I thought it was the Whip Inflation Now speech, but maybe I thought that because it was the most famous of Ford's speeches. Well, except the speech where he announced he pardoned Nixon.
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Re: Who's Running the Show?
What I hate are fake pictures. Well, thay maybe a real picture, but the writing is too good and the thumb nail.... no way would Donald have such rough nails.,silverscreenselect wrote: ↑Fri Jun 24, 2022 11:03 amDon't you just hate it when Presidents have to rely on notes:
..what country can preserve it’s liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? let them take arms.
~~ Thomas Jefferson
War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
-- Benjamin Franklin (maybe)
~~ Thomas Jefferson
War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
-- Benjamin Franklin (maybe)
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Re: Who's Running the Show?
Plus, if it is 'real' at least he wrote it himself.BackInTex wrote: ↑Fri Jun 24, 2022 2:44 pmWhat I hate are fake pictures. Well, thay maybe a real picture, but the writing is too good and the thumb nail.... no way would Donald have such rough nails.,silverscreenselect wrote: ↑Fri Jun 24, 2022 11:03 amDon't you just hate it when Presidents have to rely on notes:
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. -Thomas Paine
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Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
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Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
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Re: Who's Running the Show?
Sorry, Ear, but I don't believe anyone else had a list like that. Notes, agenda items, bullet points - for sure, but read his list again.
He is told which room to enter and told to say "hello."
He is told when to take his seat.
He is told to ask one question and has to be reminded that she will not be there in person.
He is told to thank the participants.
He is told when to leave.
This looks more like notes for a child's first back-to-school night meeting than what should be required for a competent leader of the free world.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Re: Who's Running the Show?
It takes so much mental gymnastics and denial in order to be a functioning liberal these days. Must be exhausting. Luckily, they have a lot of help in the media, which has devoted itself to fueling the delusions required.
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Re: Who's Running the Show?
Spoken by someone who blindly accepts True the Vote's increasingly contorted explanations for why they haven't released the information they supposedly have.flockofseagulls104 wrote: ↑Sat Jun 25, 2022 8:48 amIt takes so much mental gymnastics and denial in order to be a functioning liberal these days. Must be exhausting. Luckily, they have a lot of help in the media, which has devoted itself to fueling the delusions required.
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Re: Who's Running the Show?
You may think it's funny that President Biden carries around a cheat card that tells him exactly what to do and when to do it. As it turns out, this is a common technique used by several presidents throughout our nation's great history. We bet you feel silly now, don't you?
Here are a few examples of presidential cheat cards through the years:
Thomas Jefferson: YOU do not have sexual relations with THAT slave.
William Henry Harrison: YOU wear YOUR overcoat or YOU die.
Millard Fillmore: Nobody remembers who YOU are.
Abraham Lincoln: YOU don't forget to look behind YOURSELF at the theater.
William Howard Taft: YOU are too fat for YOUR bathtub. (Historian's Note: Taft was notorious for not sticking to the cheat card.)
FDR: YOU roll into YOUR seat.
Richard Nixon: YOU are NOT a CROOK.
Gerald Ford: YOU pardon NIXON. (Historian's Note: Nixon added this to the bottom of Ford's cheat sheet in scribbled pencil.)
George Bush, Sr.: YOU ask THEM to read YOUR lips.
Bill Clinton: YOU don't have sexual relations with THAT woman.
George W. Bush: YOU start an unjustified war for YOUR dad.
Barack Obama: YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU
Donald J. Trump: YOU grab the steering wheel of YOUR limo from YOUR secret service agent to save the election YOU won.
Hillary Clinton: YOU aren't PRESIDENT.
...Babylon Bee -- Banned from Tik Tok (At least) for making fun of things
While this does not violate their 'Community Guidelines', whatever they are
Here are a few examples of presidential cheat cards through the years:
Thomas Jefferson: YOU do not have sexual relations with THAT slave.
William Henry Harrison: YOU wear YOUR overcoat or YOU die.
Millard Fillmore: Nobody remembers who YOU are.
Abraham Lincoln: YOU don't forget to look behind YOURSELF at the theater.
William Howard Taft: YOU are too fat for YOUR bathtub. (Historian's Note: Taft was notorious for not sticking to the cheat card.)
FDR: YOU roll into YOUR seat.
Richard Nixon: YOU are NOT a CROOK.
Gerald Ford: YOU pardon NIXON. (Historian's Note: Nixon added this to the bottom of Ford's cheat sheet in scribbled pencil.)
George Bush, Sr.: YOU ask THEM to read YOUR lips.
Bill Clinton: YOU don't have sexual relations with THAT woman.
George W. Bush: YOU start an unjustified war for YOUR dad.
Barack Obama: YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU
Donald J. Trump: YOU grab the steering wheel of YOUR limo from YOUR secret service agent to save the election YOU won.
Hillary Clinton: YOU aren't PRESIDENT.
...Babylon Bee -- Banned from Tik Tok (At least) for making fun of things
While this does not violate their 'Community Guidelines', whatever they are
Your friendly neighborhood racist. On the waiting list to be a nazi. Designated an honorary 'snowflake'. Trolled by the very best, as well as by BJ. Always typical, unlike others.., Fulminator, Hopelessly in the tank for trump... inappropriate... Flocking himself... Probably a tucking sexist, too... A clear and present threat to The Future Of Our Democracy.. Doesn't understand anything... Made the trump apologist and enabler playoffs... Heathen bastard... Knows nothing about history... Liar.... don't know much about statistics and polling... Nothing at all about biology... Ignorant Bigot... Potential Future Pariah... Big Nerd... Spiraling, Anti-Trans Bigot.. A Lunatic AND a Bigot.. Very Ignorant of the World in General... Sounds deranged... Fake Christian... Weird... has the mind of a child... Simpleton... gullible idiot... a coward who can't face facts... insufferable and obnoxious dumbass... the usual dum dum... idolatrous donkey-person!... Mouth-breathing moron