New job title: Baby Namer

[Vandal]

Taylor A. Humphrey, 33, helped name more than 100 babies in 2020, raking in more than $150,000 from cashed-up couples.
Some panicked parents are even turning over an eye-popping $10,000 so that Humphrey can help them settle on an impeccable name for their offspring.

“If you look at the most popular baby names, it’s such a telltale sign of our cultural values and our aspirations,” Humphrey told The New Yorker in a profile published Monday.

The New York businesswoman — who does not have any children — bills herself as a “passionate writer and storyteller” who is “adept at branding, marketing and social media.”

https://nypost.com/2022/04/12/im-a-prof ... -for-them/

[Beebs52]

I think Whizbang would be a good name.

[kroxquo]

I've been trying for years to get my girls to honor my two grandfathers - Cuthbert and Elwood - by naming their kids after them but so far no takers.

[Beebs52]

I've been trying for years to get my girls to honor my two grandfathers - Cuthbert and Elwood - by naming their kids after them but so far no takers.

Middle name, middle name. Our first has Lee, Gregory Lee and second Sidney, Patrick Sidney, which is clunky, but I dint care. Both grandpas.