The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
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Underdog Balloon, phoning it in. Again.
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This is the most unorganized parade since the Stanford band joined the kick return against Cal.
That was epic.
This parade had a take, and it sucked.
I am out!
That was epic.
This parade had a take, and it sucked.
I am out!
Have a take and do no suck.
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You leave Underdog alone!!
YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER...
THIS WHOLE PARADE IS OUT OF ORDER!!
I'm just gettin' started!
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Where's my buddy the flag? I need to count his rows of stars again.
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Seriously people? Thanksgiving was 6 weeks ago!
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And this parade sucks.
And this parade sucks.
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Watching this parade makes my want to go uptown and shake down a few locals, crack a few skulls.
Where's my partner Elwood when I need him?
Where's my partner Elwood when I need him?
Just the facts, ma'am.
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Coming through. Coming through.
No kneeling while I pass.
Truly unforgettable!
No kneeling while I pass.
Truly unforgettable!
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I've seen the past and the parades used to suck.
I've been Back to the Future and the parades will suck.
At least we have today and...
Ha! This parade sucks, too!
I've been Back to the Future and the parades will suck.
At least we have today and...
Ha! This parade sucks, too!
Once more from the top, people.
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On our Bored, all BBs are created equal.
I'm no idealist to believe firmly in the integrity of our Bored and of cyberspace - that's no ideal to me.
That is a living, working reality!
Now I am confident that you BBs will review, without passion, the evidence that you have heard, come to a decision, and that decision is...
I'm no idealist to believe firmly in the integrity of our Bored and of cyberspace - that's no ideal to me.
That is a living, working reality!
Now I am confident that you BBs will review, without passion, the evidence that you have heard, come to a decision, and that decision is...
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THIS PARADE IS SO BAD IT COULD KILL A MOCKINGBIRD!!
Dig my vest.
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Oh, somewhere on this favored Bored the sun is shining bright;
These songs are playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And some BBs are laughing, they're up to their old tricks;
So there is no joy in Boredville
These songs are playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And some BBs are laughing, they're up to their old tricks;
So there is no joy in Boredville
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'cuz this parade sucks donkey dicks.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
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You come to this Parade
with a skull full of mush
and, if you survive,
you'll have eeeeearned it!
with a skull full of mush
and, if you survive,
you'll have eeeeearned it!
You have a head full of mush.
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The photographer of that catch in the middle of the band was my former scoutmaster. His son was in my grammar school class and my pack; we're still friends. He was a staff photographer for the Oakland Tribune. He also wrote Day of Deceit: The Truth About FDR and Pearl Harbor. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Stinnett
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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.
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Always remember this:
Internet posts die. That's what they're here for. But the Bored lives forever,
and that means you live forever.
Internet posts die. That's what they're here for. But the Bored lives forever,
and that means you live forever.
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
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We march in the parade, son.
We march in the parade or people die.
It's that simple.
Are we clear?
Are we clear?!
We march in the parade or people die.
It's that simple.
Are we clear?
Are we clear?!
Get off my wall!
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Watch where you step, the street is loaded with...
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MONKEY FAZOO!
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Me.CharleyWeaverToBlock wrote: ↑Wed Nov 24, 2021 2:27 pmWatch where you step, the street is loaded with...
Open wide!
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One, Two, Three O'clock…
Ah, forget it. This place hasn't rocked around the clock in years.
Ah, forget it. This place hasn't rocked around the clock in years.
Let's rock around the clock...
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It's the perfect time for a sing along! Everybody sing:
Billy, don't be a hero. Don't be a fool with your life. Billy...
Hey, who's throwing tomatoes?
You cut that out!
It's a great song. A timeless song.
Ouch!
Billy, don't be a hero. Don't be a fool with your life. Billy...
Hey, who's throwing tomatoes?
You cut that out!
It's a great song. A timeless song.
Ouch!
I'm the one in the middle.
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This parade is WONDERFUL! Don't read anything into those misleading and untruthful statements by the Western merry men! They are nothing but posts of mass distraction!
Hey Abdul! Could you fetch one of my harem girls to clean up the camel shit off the street? Yes, the one whose veil is hiding their mustache!
Hey Abdul! Could you fetch one of my harem girls to clean up the camel shit off the street? Yes, the one whose veil is hiding their mustache!
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I'm trying to improve my image these days.
So I want to get to know parade goers.. and them to know me.
If you have a question, just bring it on.
If I have one, I won't hesitate...
to axe you
So I want to get to know parade goers.. and them to know me.
If you have a question, just bring it on.
If I have one, I won't hesitate...
to axe you
Don't cross me.
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In all the confusion, I can't remember if I've marched in five shitty parades or six.
Well punk.
Which is it?
Well punk.
Which is it?
Make my day.
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I love a parade!
It's the one place Uncle Gary can hand out candy to little children and not get thrown in jail!
HEY!!!
It's the one place Uncle Gary can hand out candy to little children and not get thrown in jail!
HEY!!!
Da-da-da-duhnaduhnaduh....
HEY!!!!
HEY!!!!
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If I keep attending these monstrosities,
they'll have to put me in
they'll have to put me in
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