The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
- WGAS in Gastonia
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The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
WGAS in Gastonia is proud to have been the official broadcaster of the Parade Of Merry Men since its inception in 2001. It's not like we have anything else to air in the middle of this cow pasture...
Let's kick things off and see if anyone bothers to show up this time...
Let's kick things off and see if anyone bothers to show up this time...
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Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WGAS in Gastonia wrote: ↑Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:17 amIt's not like we have anything else to air in the middle of this cow pasture...
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Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
Let's give it up for the marching band!
Yes, the marching band!
That's what you hear..... the marching band!
Yes.... CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!
Gotta love that drumline! Yep, that's definitely a drumline....
Yes, the marching band!
That's what you hear..... the marching band!
Yes.... CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!
Gotta love that drumline! Yep, that's definitely a drumline....
CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!
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I'd love to bang on that trash can all day....
Hello, it's me!
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Every good parade needs a road block.
Someone wanna fetch me a handful of deep fried Twinkies from the concession stand?
Someone wanna fetch me a handful of deep fried Twinkies from the concession stand?
You like big butts and you cannot lie!!!!
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Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
The flow of Merry Men through the ingress and egress seems plenty safe... which is good since I'm needed back in the political threads!
I better hit the taser shop first....
I better hit the taser shop first....
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Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
Can someone fetch my intern to show me how to read these seven unread private messages?
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Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
I'm only hanging around because Sprotsie Baby promised to show up!
Guess I'll pass the time stealing candy away from the kiddos....
Guess I'll pass the time stealing candy away from the kiddos....
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Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
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--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
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Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
Don't mind me, I just love sniffing children's hair!Evil Squirrel wrote: ↑Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:30 amGuess I'll pass the time stealing candy away from the kiddos....
Don't be like this me.
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Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
I'd love to march in the parade, but the plumbers union gets us all of Thanksgiving week off, and I try to limit my leisure time to working hours....
Uh oh, Snow Globe Ass has sprung a leak! Looks like quadruple time for emergency work....
Uh oh, Snow Globe Ass has sprung a leak! Looks like quadruple time for emergency work....
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Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
No, that's just one of my oil puddles, dude....Yahoo Groups Plumber wrote: ↑Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:35 amUh oh, Snow Globe Ass has sprung a leak! Looks like quadruple time for emergency work....
Beep!Beep!
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Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
Well, it looked like....... well......littleblueneon wrote: ↑Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:37 amNo, that's just one of my oil puddles, dude....Yahoo Groups Plumber wrote: ↑Wed Nov 24, 2021 9:35 amUh oh, Snow Globe Ass has sprung a leak! Looks like quadruple time for emergency work....
Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhh......
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Can I set up an Effluvium Crypto/lemonade stand at the end of the parade?
Well, then
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That this parade has survived 20 years is just proof positive that Hell exists!
Bwahahaha!!!
Bwahahaha!!!
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You got a Merry Man card?
Didn't think so............
YERRRRRRRRRROUTTAHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr outta here!!!!!!
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The signal on our portable radio is weak but we can hear everything going on. Sounds like a great parade so far.
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No, I'm not retiring!
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Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
OK, I showed up.
And this parade is doomed.
I've changed my password a few times since I last created a MM, and for all I know, I used a different username too. I can't retrieve any of the passwords that match the MMs.
And this parade is doomed.
I've changed my password a few times since I last created a MM, and for all I know, I used a different username too. I can't retrieve any of the passwords that match the MMs.
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
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Neither am I. Or else what good is a lifetime appointment?
Keep building, you slaves!
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Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
I can sell you some usernames and passwords I just bought on the black market from a squirrel in a trenchcoat....SportsFan68 wrote: ↑Wed Nov 24, 2021 11:21 amI've changed my password a few times since I last created a MM, and for all I know, I used a different username too. I can't retrieve any of the passwords that match the MMs.
Be nice to me or I'll unleash the hackers and virusers!
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Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
We, the under represented 99%, believes our voices are not being heard.
Until they are
This Parade is Occupied!!
Until they are
This Parade is Occupied!!
We are the one percent.
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Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
Well shoot! If I knew nobody was going to show up to the parade this year, I wouldn't have worn my sparkly hot pants and matching tube top!
Where was Instagram in my day?
Where was Instagram in my day?
- Mitzi The Bimbocorn
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Re: The 20th Anniversary Parade Of Merry Men!
I'll bet you look, like, so totally aborabubble!!!! Wanna do it?
But, like, nobody's ever told Mitzi no before!
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Just don't bother returning them, you might as well keep them...they don't fit T-Bone anymore.
T-Bone still makes our hearts flutter. Or maybe we just forgot to take our medication.