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Attention all MAWGS

#1 Post by ulysses5019 » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:49 am

Reply to: job-656094518@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-25, 12:07PM PDT


Are you over 50 and every bit as competitive and outgoing as somebody who’s 25? A new game show from the producers of NBC’s DEAL OR NO DEAL are looking for men and women over 50 years old that are ready for action and able to outshine their younger competition.

No stunts, bug-eating or dares required, just a sparkling personality and a willingness to compete.

Interested parties should send their NAME, AGE, OCCUPATION, PHONE NUMBER, a BRIEF DESCRIPTION of themselves and a RECENT PHOTO to the email address above.

Finally, the winner of this show can potentially win a SIX FIGURE CASH PRIZE!


Location: Los Angeles
Compensation: Up to Six Figures
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.


just a sparkling personality and a willingness to compete.


Ok, maybe not all Bored MAWGS.....
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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#2 Post by earendel » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:51 am

ulysses5019 wrote:Reply to: job-656094518@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-25, 12:07PM PDT

Are you over 50 and every bit as competitive and outgoing as somebody who’s 25? A new game show from the producers of NBC’s DEAL OR NO DEAL are looking for men and women over 50 years old that are ready for action and able to outshine their younger competition.

No stunts, bug-eating or dares required, just a sparkling personality and a willingness to compete.

Interested parties should send their NAME, AGE, OCCUPATION, PHONE NUMBER, a BRIEF DESCRIPTION of themselves and a RECENT PHOTO to the email address above.

Finally, the winner of this show can potentially win a SIX FIGURE CASH PRIZE!


Location: Los Angeles
Compensation: Up to Six Figures
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.


just a sparkling personality and a willingness to compete.


Ok, maybe not all Bored MAWGS.....
That was my thought when I saw the phrase.
"Elen sila lumenn omentielvo...A star shines on the hour of our meeting."
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#3 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:55 am

I'm too young. :D
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#4 Post by MarleysGh0st » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:57 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
just a sparkling personality and a willingness to compete.
Ok, maybe not all Bored MAWGS.....
Thanks for saving me the trouble of a reply. :|
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#5 Post by ulysses5019 » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:59 am

I'm too young.


:P
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#6 Post by gsabc » Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:18 pm

ulysses5019 wrote: ...

Finally, the winner of this show can potentially win a SIX FIGURE CASH PRIZE!
Is that with or without the two figures after the decimal point?
ulysses5019 wrote:Location: Los Angeles
They never come up into the hills ...
I just ordered chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
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#7 Post by KillerTomato » Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:32 pm

Just when you think something is for you, you find out you're NOT MAWGISH ENOUGH.

Ah, well, I suppose I can wait 5 years.
There is something wrong in a government where they who do the most have the least. There is something wrong when honesty wears a rag, and rascality a robe; when the loving, the tender, eat a crust while the infamous sit at banquets.
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#8 Post by peacock2121 » Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:51 pm

I have everything they want.

I am not doing anything until they give me more info.

What I don't have to is is not enough info.

It would be if I lived in Callyforney.
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#9 Post by Bob Juch » Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:57 pm

peacock2121 wrote:I have everything they want.

I am not doing anything until they give me more info.

What I don't have to is is not enough info.

It would be if I lived in Callyforney.
Fine with me: less competition.
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#10 Post by peacock2121 » Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:27 pm

Bob Juch wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:I have everything they want.

I am not doing anything until they give me more info.

What I don't have to is is not enough info.

It would be if I lived in Callyforney.
Fine with me: less competition.
Ha!

You think you could be my competition?

Makes me laugh.
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#11 Post by astrnomr » Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:45 pm

KillerTomato wrote:Just when you think something is for you, you find out you're NOT MAWGISH ENOUGH.

Ah, well, I suppose I can wait 5 years.
For me, it's another 9+. Kind of like that cigarette commercial where the husband lamented his wife's death by saying he never thought of 23 as "middle-aged", I don't expect to live to be 100 years, either. Am I middle-middle-aged? Left-of-middle-aged?
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#12 Post by Bob Juch » Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:31 pm

peacock2121 wrote:
Bob Juch wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:I have everything they want.

I am not doing anything until they give me more info.

What I don't have to is is not enough info.

It would be if I lived in Callyforney.
Fine with me: less competition.
Ha!

You think you could be my competition?

Makes me laugh.
Not if you don't compete.
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#13 Post by lilclyde54 » Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:16 pm

I am just amazed to be in a desired demographic. 8)
I felt the change

Time meant nothing and never would again
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#14 Post by Sir_Galahad » Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:15 pm

Has anyone jumped in yet? If not, I'm game (read idiot).
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing" - Edmund Burke

Perhaps the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about...
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#15 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:20 pm

I hope that the name of the show isn't Logan's Run.
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#16 Post by ulysses5019 » Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:25 pm

Yeah, I sent them an email with a lot of made-up stuff and a photo with a lot of make-up stuff.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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#17 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:26 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:Yeah, I sent them an email with a lot of made-up stuff and a photo with a lot of make-up stuff.
I hope that you told them that you can flip your eyelids.
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#18 Post by earendel » Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:05 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I hope that the name of the show isn't Logan's Run.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
"Elen sila lumenn omentielvo...A star shines on the hour of our meeting."
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#19 Post by MarleysGh0st » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:39 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I hope that the name of the show isn't Logan's Run.
But then the show would be open to everyone over 30.

In fact, it'd be mandatory. :twisted:
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#20 Post by littlebeast13 » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:44 am

ulysses5019 wrote:Reply to: job-656094518@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-25, 12:07PM PDT


Are you over 50...

Shouldn't this thread be titled "Attention all OWGS"....?

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#21 Post by MarleysGh0st » Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:07 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:Reply to: job-656094518@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-25, 12:07PM PDT


Are you over 50...

Shouldn't this thread be titled "Attention all OWGS"....?

lb13
I'm still a Boring MAWG, thank you very much! :evil:
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#22 Post by peacock2121 » Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:13 am

Bob Juch wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
Bob Juch wrote: Fine with me: less competition.
Ha!

You think you could be my competition?

true.

and if I did?

Makes me laugh.
Not if you don't compete.
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#23 Post by peacock2121 » Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:14 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:Reply to: job-656094518@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-25, 12:07PM PDT


Are you over 50...

Shouldn't this thread be titled "Attention all OWGS"....?

lb13
Bite me, beast.





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#24 Post by peacock2121 » Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:15 am

Sir_Galahad wrote:Has anyone jumped in yet? If not, I'm game (read idiot).
Do it!

Do it!

Do it!

I'll root you on!
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