Jeopardy! Surprise!

[takinover]

Congrats.

Go kick some game show a$$.

[Ritterskoop]

Casting my application aside, they would pick Annie to be on the show, yet I would have to drive her to California.

Who knew Annie could be such a bitch?

[NSAS]

A wonderful piece of news.

Perhaps Annie and Lizbit could have a doggiesitter come to be with them instead?

Me and my buddies would be happy to do some dogsitting for Ms. Camaro so she can go to the audition. We'll have a grand old time.... BWAHAHAHA!!!!

Dear Mr. Squirrel, We at the National Squirrel Appreciation Society, a/k/a Squirrel Support http://www.geocities.com/squirrel19712001/squirrel wish to inform you that you have been nominated for Squirrel of the Year for your charitable efforts. The post above has been recognized as epitomizing the kind of selflessness we at NSAS have come to expect of our valiant little furry friends.

signed,

Your Friends at NSAS

[silvercamaro]

Dear Mr. Squirrel, We at the National Squirrel Appreciation Society, a/k/a Squirrel Support http://www.geocities.com/squirrel19712001/squirrel wish to inform you that you have been nominated for Squirrel of the Year for your charitable efforts. The post above has been recognized as epitomizing the kind of selflessness we at NSAS have come to expect of our valiant little furry friends.

signed,

Your Friends at NSAS

LOLOL! You got me. Neither Annie nor I can come up with a snappy comeback, and that's okay, too.

[NSAS]

Dear Mr. Squirrel, We at the National Squirrel Appreciation Society, a/k/a Squirrel Support http://www.geocities.com/squirrel19712001/squirrel wish to inform you that you have been nominated for Squirrel of the Year for your charitable efforts. The post above has been recognized as epitomizing the kind of selflessness we at NSAS have come to expect of our valiant little furry friends.

signed,

Your Friends at NSAS

LOLOL! You got me. Neither Annie nor I can come up with a snappy comeback, and that's okay, too.

Annie and SC speechless, why I'm dumbfounded!

[Spock]

Cool-welcome to the pool.

If we are fortunate to be asked to the same show-you will automatically beat me-because I adore your voice and I will purposely not answer just to hear it more.

[Evil Squirrel]

A wonderful piece of news.

Perhaps Annie and Lizbit could have a doggiesitter come to be with them instead?

Me and my buddies would be happy to do some dogsitting for Ms. Camaro so she can go to the audition. We'll have a grand old time.... BWAHAHAHA!!!!

Dear Mr. Squirrel, We at the National Squirrel Appreciation Society, a/k/a Squirrel Support http://www.geocities.com/squirrel19712001/squirrel wish to inform you that you have been nominated for Squirrel of the Year for your charitable efforts. The post above has been recognized as epitomizing the kind of selflessness we at NSAS have come to expect of our valiant little furry friends.

signed,

Your Friends at NSAS

Oh, this is such a glorious day! Thank you very much NSAS! I don't think I've ever been nominated for an award before. I don't even think I've ever had any nice words said to me before. As you can see, it's been a very hard life for me.

But that hasn't kept me from doing many good deeds in my life. I always help little old ladies cross the street, with about a 78% success ratio. I have frequently helped my blind brother find nuts so that he didn't starve to death. And I have helped control the bird population by raiding every bird feeder I can find. I'm sure there are many other wonderful things I have done, which I will be sure to write down so I don't forget them when I make my acceptance speech.

Oh, I'm also a very humble critter. And cute too....

[NSAS]

Oh, this is such a glorious day! Thank you very much NSAS! I don't think I've ever been nominated for an award before. I don't even think I've ever had any nice words said to me before. As you can see, it's been a very hard life for me.

But that hasn't kept me from doing many good deeds in my life. I always help little old ladies cross the street, with about a 78% success ratio. I have frequently helped my blind brother find nuts so that he didn't starve to death. And I have helped control the bird population by raiding every bird feeder I can find. I'm sure there are many other wonderful things I have done, which I will be sure to write down so I don't forget them when I make my acceptance speech.

Oh, I'm also a very humble critter. And cute too....

Your 78% success rate is duly noted and will play a large part in the selection process. That is 37% higher than your closest competitor. We also need confirmation that this is you in the following film clip from the nomination package. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL1uFjSbvnA

[Evil Squirrel]

Your 78% success rate is duly noted and will play a large part in the selection process. That is 37% higher than your closest competitor. We also need confirmation that this is you in the following film clip from the nomination package. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL1uFjSbvnA

Me and my buddy used to have a lot of fun when we were drunk. I didn't realize until I saw that on TV how close I came to becoming a 10-45 for the county cleanup crew, but what's life without a little danger?

I'm still a little pissed Geico went with that damn gecko over me for their ads. That's OK, a few more nights of heavy drinking like that and I'll have them out of business....

[AnnieCamaro]

But that hasn't kept me from doing many good deeds in my life. I always help little old ladies cross the street, with about a 78% success ratio. I have frequently helped my blind brother find nuts so that he didn't starve to death. And I have helped control the bird population by raiding every bird feeder I can find. I'm sure there are many other wonderful things I have done, which I will be sure to write down so I don't forget them when I make my acceptance speech.

Oh, I'm also a very humble critter. And cute too....

Liar, liar, fur on fire! Except for the part about stealing all the birds' food.

You better watch out. I know who you are, and I know where you live. (Okay, I can't get up there, but if you ever fall out, you'd better watch it.)

The fact that there's an organization who would give somebody like you an award pretty much explains what can go wrong in this world.

Annie

P.S. Have you ever driven a gray SUV or minivan looking thing?

[AnnieCamaro]

Casting my application aside, they would pick Annie to be on the show, yet I would have to drive her to California.

Who knew Annie could be such a bitch?

I may be a bitch, but I'm not a bitch. Why wouldn't my mom drive me to California? Who else would?

/:P\

[mellytu74]

Go, Jusy! Go, Jusy!!

We are excited and cannot wait to see you on TV.

[TomC4253]

Congratulations Judy! I'm sure you'll do just fine on the second phase and get into that pool.
Hopefully I'll be there too a few days later!

[Evil Squirrel]

Casting my application aside, they would pick Annie to be on the show, yet I would have to drive her to California.

Who knew Annie could be such a bitch?

I may be a bitch, but I'm not a bitch. Why wouldn't my mom drive me to California? Who else would?

/:P\

Hop in! We have plenty of room for you, my fine canine friend....

[Squashed Hamster]

Oh, this is such a glorious day! Thank you very much NSAS! I don't think I've ever been nominated for an award before. I don't even think I've ever had any nice words said to me before. As you can see, it's been a very hard life for me.

Hard? HARD!?!?!?!?

Has Sonny ever tried to get auditioners to step on you? I didn't think so...

Oh, I'm also a very humble critter. And cute too....

We hamsters have the market cornered on cute, so don't even go there you bushy tailed bastard....

Mr. Hamster

[PlacentiaSoccerMom]

Your 78% success rate is duly noted and will play a large part in the selection process. That is 37% higher than your closest competitor. We also need confirmation that this is you in the following film clip from the nomination package. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL1uFjSbvnA

Me and my buddy used to have a lot of fun when we were drunk. I didn't realize until I saw that on TV how close I came to becoming a 10-45 for the county cleanup crew, but what's life without a little danger?

I'm still a little pissed Geico went with that damn gecko over me for their ads. That's OK, a few more nights of heavy drinking like that and I'll have them out of business....

It's because you have a sex tape.

Spoiler

[silvercamaro]

contestant coordinator: "Tell us a little about yourself."

silvercamaro: "Well, when I told my internet friends I was invited to try out for Jeopardy!, one of them promptly posted furry porn from a squirrel sex tape."

Yes, that will make me memorable. I'll go with that.

[AlphaDummy]

Oh, I'm also a very humble critter. And cute too....

I seem to remember an ad for sugarless gum some years back.

As I recall, four out of five dentists thought the ad was cute...

[PlacentiaSoccerMom]

contestant coordinator: "Tell us a little about yourself."

silvercamaro: "Well, when I told my internet friends I was invited to try out for Jeopardy!, one of them promptly posted furry porn from a squirrel sex tape."

Yes, that will make me memorable. I'll go with that.

I put the squirrel picture in spoiler tags for the easily offended.

[themanintheseersuckersuit]

contestant coordinator: "Tell us a little about yourself."

silvercamaro: "Well, when I told my internet friends I was invited to try out for Jeopardy!, one of them promptly posted furry porn from a squirrel sex tape."

Yes, that will make me memorable. I'll go with that.

I put the squirrel picture in spoiler tags for the easily offended.

Anybody that easily offended has run for the hills long ago. Although I bet no one will be able to resist clicking through to the spoiler.

[silvercamaro]

I put the squirrel picture in spoiler tags for the easily offended.

Somebody would have be awfully "delicate" to be offended by that photo. That would not include me or any reasonably sane person since Queen Victoria. I called it "furry porn" only to make my alleged J! story better. After all, any critter with fur, by definition, cannot so much as be naked.

[NSAS]

contestant coordinator: "Tell us a little about yourself."

silvercamaro: "Well, when I told my internet friends I was invited to try out for Jeopardy!, one of them promptly posted furry porn from a squirrel sex tape."

Yes, that will make me memorable. I'll go with that.

It has come to the attention of the National Squirrel Appreciation Society that someone has posted squirrel porn on this website. That is NOT the kind of "appreciation" that we promote. Shame, Shame Shame. This matter has been referred to our legal department for further review.

Sincerely

Vicky Rex

[TheConfessor]

After all, any critter with fur, by definition, cannot so much as be naked.

[NSAS]

After all, any critter with fur, by definition, cannot so much as be naked.

I think I'm in love.

Vicky Rex

[silvercamaro]

After all, any critter with fur, by definition, cannot so much as be naked.

He's wearing tighty whities, so he's not naked either.

(Not that it's a good look for someone whose knuckles don't touch the ground.)