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#1 Post by Bob Juch » Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:35 am

James Tabeek wrote:ALL THE WITNESSES: Ok we all agree. This is what happened.

REPUBLICANS: None of you were in the room!

BOLTON: *raises hand* Well I was in the...

REPUBLICANS: Who asked you?! Shut up! You’re a liberal pawn!

BOLTON: Um... I’m actually I’m a lifelong Republican and I was literally Trump’s national security advi...

REPUBLICANS: Shut your mustache! Somebody bring back the first national security advisor.

FLYNN: *in orange jumpsuit* Hey sorry guys I’m in jail lol.

REPUBLICANS: What? Why?

FLYNN: For lying to the FBI about the Russia investigation.

REPUBLICANS: Well what idiot told you to do that?!

FLYNN: The Pres...

REPUBLICANS: Shut up! No one believes either of you!

KELLY: *raises hand* I believe them. And I was Trump’s Chief of sta...

REPUBLICANS: Shut up! Let’s talk to the current chief of staff. Who is he?

MULVANEY: *raises hand* It’s me. Sort of. Well, I'm the act...

REPUBLICANS: Shit. Never mind.

PARNAS: *raises hand* I was also in the room. In fact, here’s a cell phone video of the President saying that...

REPUBLICANS: Wait what?! How in hell did you sneak a cell phone into a meeting with the President?

PARNAS: It was easy I just walked right in and...

REPUBLICANS: Shut up! You’re a criminal!

PARNAS: Correct. So I just walked right into...

TRUMP: I don’t know him.

PARNAS: And here’s 500 pictures of me with the President because we’re besties.

REPUBLICANS: Wait... What idiot introduced you to the President??

PARNAS: His personal lawyer.

REPUBLICANS: Cohen??

COHEN: *also in orange jumpsuit* Hey no sorry guys I’m in jail too. Oops.

REPUBLICANS: Why?

COHEN: For campaign finance violations.

REPUBLICANS: Whose campaign?

COHEN: The Pres...

REPUBLICANS: Shut up! Who was the campaign chair??

MANAFORT: *also in orange jumpsuit* Yeah. Me. Also in jail. Heyyyy.

REPUBLICANS: IS EVERYBODY IN JAIL?!?

PARNAS: It was Giuliani.

YOVANOVITCH: Giuliani! That’s the guy who had me fired from my job!

REPUBLICANS: Who are you??

YOVANOVITCH: I was the ambassador to Ukraine.

REPUBLICANS: Wait, you had her fired? Do you work for the government??

GIULIANI: Nope. But I figured no one really follows any rules around here so...

REPUBLICANS: Well who is the ambassador to the European Union??

SONDLAND: *raises hand* It's me. I was also in the roo...

REPUBLICANS: F@$&!!!

PUTIN: *rubs his bare chest*
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#2 Post by flockofseagulls104 » Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:41 am

JOE BIDEN: Keep it going, comrades. If I go down, you're all going with me. Keep that in mind. Shut up, Hunter! Debunked. That's the word. Keep using it.

HILLARY: It would have been so much easier if I had won. Oh, right. I did win.
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#3 Post by silverscreenselect » Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:44 am

flockofseagulls104 wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:41 am
FLOCK/REPUBLICAN FANTASY OF JOE BIDEN: Keep it going, comrades. If I go down, you're all going with me. Keep that in mind.
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#4 Post by flockofseagulls104 » Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:52 pm

I posted the current dem fantasy of President Trump over on the Toaster thread. It supplants the failed fantasy that Fulla made up to get him impeached.
Washington is such a fantasy world.
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#5 Post by Bob78164 » Mon Feb 03, 2020 1:44 am

And let's not forget the Senators who claim to agree Donny's conduct was impeachable, but won't do their constitutional duty by removing them. If John Kennedy were still alive, he'd write Profiles in Cowardice as a companion volume. And he wouldn't lack for modern examples. --Bob
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#6 Post by flockofseagulls104 » Mon Feb 03, 2020 7:20 am

Bob78164 wrote:
Mon Feb 03, 2020 1:44 am
And let's not forget the Senators who claim to agree Donny's conduct was impeachable, but won't do their constitutional duty by removing them. If John Kennedy were still alive, he'd write Profiles in Cowardice as a companion volume. And he wouldn't lack for modern examples. --Bob
Bob, the truth is that the leadership of the democrat party, aided and abetted by their operatives in the media and the federal bureaucracy, have waged 'resistance' to the duly elected president from the day he took office. He has done nothing that is impeachable.
I would like to know who leaked the contents of Bolton's book. That, sir, if not a crime, is surely an example of the totally unethical tactics and the lengths the democrats will go to try and take down a president who they just don't like.
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#7 Post by silverscreenselect » Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:57 am

flockofseagulls104 wrote:
Mon Feb 03, 2020 7:20 am
I would like to know who leaked the contents of Bolton's book. That, sir, if not a crime, is surely an example of the totally unethical tactics and the lengths the democrats will go to try and take down a president who they just don't like.
Exactly how is that a crime. It's quite possible that Bolton himself "leaked" the contents, which he had every right to, in order to facilitate his possible testimony. And, if not, it would seem to be at worst a violation of confidentiality and nondisclosure clauses between Bolton and his publisher. I highly doubt either of them would be inclined to press the issue since they've turned his book into a guaranteed best seller now.

As usual, you are quick to label any efforts to get information to the public as lies, crimes, fake news, or whatever. What Trump did, which even many of the Republican senators admit was proven, is to use the power of the presidency for personal (political) gain. That's exactly what impeachment was intended to apply to, the abuse of power that was common in England in that era.
In the debates of the Constitution Convention during the summer of 1787, three Virginia delegates, George Mason, James Madison, and Edmund Randolph “all spoke up to defend impeachment on July 20th, after Charles Pinckney of South Carolina and Gouverneur Morris of Pennsylvania moved to strike it. “[If the president] should be re-elected, that will be sufficient proof of his innocence,” Morris argued. “[Impeachment] will render the Executive dependent on those who are to impeach.”

“Shall any man be above justice?” Mason asked. “Shall that man be above it who can commit the most extensive injustice?” A presidential candidate might bribe the electors to gain the presidency, Mason suggested. “Shall the man who has practiced corruption, and by that means procured his appointment in the first instance, be suffered to escape punishment by repeating his guilt?”

“Madison argued that the Constitution needed a provision “for defending the community against the incapacity, negligence, or perfidy of the Chief Magistrate.” Waiting to vote him out of office in a general election wasn’t good enough. “He might pervert his administration into a scheme of peculation”— embezzlement—“or oppression,” Madison warned. “He might betray his trust to foreign powers.”

Randolph agreed on both these fronts. “The Executive will have great opportunities of abusing his power,” he warned, “particularly in time of war, when the military force, and in some respects the public money, will be in his hands.” The delegates voted, 8 states to 2, to make the executive removable by impeachment.”
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#8 Post by flockofseagulls104 » Mon Feb 03, 2020 1:09 pm

silverscreenselect wrote:
Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:57 am
flockofseagulls104 wrote:
Mon Feb 03, 2020 7:20 am
I would like to know who leaked the contents of Bolton's book. That, sir, if not a crime, is surely an example of the totally unethical tactics and the lengths the democrats will go to try and take down a president who they just don't like.
Exactly how is that a crime. It's quite possible that Bolton himself "leaked" the contents, which he had every right to, in order to facilitate his possible testimony. And, if not, it would seem to be at worst a violation of confidentiality and nondisclosure clauses between Bolton and his publisher. I highly doubt either of them would be inclined to press the issue since they've turned his book into a guaranteed best seller now.

As usual, you are quick to label any efforts to get information to the public as lies, crimes, fake news, or whatever. What Trump did, which even many of the Republican senators admit was proven, is to use the power of the presidency for personal (political) gain. That's exactly what impeachment was intended to apply to, the abuse of power that was common in England in that era.
In the debates of the Constitution Convention during the summer of 1787, three Virginia delegates, George Mason, James Madison, and Edmund Randolph “all spoke up to defend impeachment on July 20th, after Charles Pinckney of South Carolina and Gouverneur Morris of Pennsylvania moved to strike it. “[If the president] should be re-elected, that will be sufficient proof of his innocence,” Morris argued. “[Impeachment] will render the Executive dependent on those who are to impeach.”

“Shall any man be above justice?” Mason asked. “Shall that man be above it who can commit the most extensive injustice?” A presidential candidate might bribe the electors to gain the presidency, Mason suggested. “Shall the man who has practiced corruption, and by that means procured his appointment in the first instance, be suffered to escape punishment by repeating his guilt?”

“Madison argued that the Constitution needed a provision “for defending the community against the incapacity, negligence, or perfidy of the Chief Magistrate.” Waiting to vote him out of office in a general election wasn’t good enough. “He might pervert his administration into a scheme of peculation”— embezzlement—“or oppression,” Madison warned. “He might betray his trust to foreign powers.”

Randolph agreed on both these fronts. “The Executive will have great opportunities of abusing his power,” he warned, “particularly in time of war, when the military force, and in some respects the public money, will be in his hands.” The delegates voted, 8 states to 2, to make the executive removable by impeachment.”
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Bolton could go on any media outlet that will have him and say whatever he wants.

No matter how much you say it, Fulla and Co didn't PROVE anything, and even if they did, you do not get to throw away an election and disenfranchise millions of voters because of it.

The founding fathers were also afraid of a partisan political use of impeachment. Fulla didn't bring that up, surprisingly.
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#9 Post by silverscreenselect » Mon Feb 03, 2020 1:20 pm

flockofseagulls104 wrote:
Mon Feb 03, 2020 1:09 pm
you do not get to throw away an election and disenfranchise millions of voters because of it.
Actually, yes you do. That's how the impeachment process works. And it's not as if Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi or Joe Biden would magically become President. Instead Mke Pence would become President and would select a new Republican Vice-President.
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#10 Post by flockofseagulls104 » Mon Feb 03, 2020 2:52 pm

silverscreenselect wrote:
Mon Feb 03, 2020 1:20 pm
flockofseagulls104 wrote:
Mon Feb 03, 2020 1:09 pm
you do not get to throw away an election and disenfranchise millions of voters because of it.
Actually, yes you do. That's how the impeachment process works. And it's not as if Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi or Joe Biden would magically become President. Instead Mke Pence would become President and would select a new Republican Vice-President.
Fulla might get to go on TV and make an impassioned speech full of blather and lies that boils down to: You people who voted to elect him are stupid. But you don't. You left out the 'even if they did'. Which they didn't, no matter how many times he insists they did.
Stop assuming I'm as stupid as you are.
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#11 Post by silverscreenselect » Mon Feb 03, 2020 3:14 pm

flockofseagulls104 wrote:
Mon Feb 03, 2020 2:52 pm
Stop assuming I'm as stupid as you are.
If I ever assumed that you were as smart as I am, you would prove me wrong with nearly every post you make.
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#12 Post by flockofseagulls104 » Mon Feb 03, 2020 3:45 pm

silverscreenselect wrote:
Mon Feb 03, 2020 3:14 pm
flockofseagulls104 wrote:
Mon Feb 03, 2020 2:52 pm
Stop assuming I'm as stupid as you are.
If I ever assumed that you were as smart as I am, you would prove me wrong with nearly every post you make.
Read it again, Sherlock.
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