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Finding an IT message at work hysterical

#1 Post by christie1111 » Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:56 am

Given we are a global company and the person who wrote the email may not have realized what he implied.

They are setting up more of a self service hub for IT issues.

But they encouraged us to 'service ourselves'. :-)

Does that mean that IT just told us to go screw ourselves?

LOL!
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Re: Finding an IT message at work hysterical

#2 Post by tlynn78 » Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:21 am

christie1111 wrote:Given we are a global company and the person who wrote the email may not have realized what he implied.

They are setting up more of a self service hub for IT issues.

But they encouraged us to 'service ourselves'. :-)

Does that mean that IT just told us to go screw ourselves?

LOL!

LOL - that's awesome!
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Re: Finding an IT message at work hysterical

#3 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:28 am

christie1111 wrote:Given we are a global company and the person who wrote the email may not have realized what he implied.

They are setting up more of a self service hub for IT issues.

But they encouraged us to 'service ourselves'. :-)

Does that mean that IT just told us to go screw ourselves?

LOL!
I loved our IT guys and know they would probably have wanted to say that many times!
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#4 Post by Billy Bored Thornton » Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:50 am

If any of you Bored chicks need "servicing", I'm right here for ya.

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Re: Finding an IT message at work hysterical

#5 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:40 am

Billy Bored Thornton wrote:If any of you Bored chicks need "servicing", I'm right here for ya.

My calendar is wide open, so just drop in.



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#6 Post by Bob Juch » Thu Sep 05, 2019 11:25 am

christie1111 wrote:Given we are a global company and the person who wrote the email may not have realized what he implied.

They are setting up more of a self service hub for IT issues.

But they encouraged us to 'service ourselves'. :-)

Does that mean that IT just told us to go screw ourselves?

LOL!
Well, you could reply that you'd prefer they'd service you. :shock:

What if you can't connect to the self-service hub?
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