Listen closely, Grasshopper...

[Master Po]

Your tread must be light and sure
as though your path were upon rice paper.

It is said the Decades meister can walk through walls.

Looked for...he can not be seen.
Listened for...he can not be heard.
Touched...can not be felt.

This Bored challenge, like rice paper, is the test.
Fragile as the wings of the dragon fly, clinging as the cocoon of the silk worm.

When you can play it and leave no trace,
You will have learned:


Decades: Bandstand


premiering this fall

here on The Bored

where everybody is Kung Fu fighting

[Beebs52]

[quote="Master Po]

When you can play it and leave no trace,


[/quote]

I gotchur po rightchere. Just because I'm always in the cellar is no reason to assault my self esteem.

[Billy Bored Thornton]

If you're having a poo problem, one of my ex-wives left these:








Come on over to my double wide and get 'em.

[Beebs52]

If you're having a poo problem, one of my ex-wives left these:








Come on over to my double wide and get 'em.

That's illegal in some states.

Sweet cheeks.