and I am rather proud of this one.
I am trying to develop a taste for Scotch (I know, dare to dream big) and I just opened my first bottle tonight.
I asked the kids "When they say 2 fingers of Scotch-do they mean 2 fingers held together horizontal or held end to end vertically?"
Thank you, Thank you-I will be here all week.
My New Dad Joke
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Bob Juch
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They all laughed when you said you wanted to be a comic. Well, they're not laughing now.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.
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Vandal
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