A Modest Proposal
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A Modest Proposal
Let us create a shiny new republic. It shall be called Whatthefuckistan.
I shall be the self-appointed Prime Ministress.
I shall be the self-appointed Prime Ministress.
Well, then
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Re: A Modest Proposal
Since when have you ever been modestBeebs52 wrote:Let us create a shiny new republic. It shall be called Whatthefuckistan.
I shall be the self-appointed Prime Ministress.
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Re: A Modest Proposal
I think there shall be a Secretary of Euphemisms. Interviews soon...a1mamacat wrote:Since when have you ever been modestBeebs52 wrote:Let us create a shiny new republic. It shall be called Whatthefuckistan.
I shall be the self-appointed Prime Ministress.
Well, then
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Interview? We don't need no stinkin' interview!!Beebs52 wrote:I think there shall be a Secretary of Euphemisms. Interviews soon...a1mamacat wrote:Since when have you ever been modestBeebs52 wrote:Let us create a shiny new republic. It shall be called Whatthefuckistan.
I shall be the self-appointed Prime Ministress.
and Secretary is a very tainted title these days.
Mistress of Euphemisms would be preferable pour moi!
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Re: A Modest Proposal
I'll be responsible for Chicks and Balances.
Hell with that, I'll just be in charge of the Chicks.
Looks like I already have a ministress (in her prime) and a secretary in my lair.
Whatthefuckistan rocks!
Hell with that, I'll just be in charge of the Chicks.
Looks like I already have a ministress (in her prime) and a secretary in my lair.
Whatthefuckistan rocks!
What the f$%$ck are you looking at?
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Re: A Modest Proposal
I would like to be the Secretary of Offense
I will be in charge of organizing an army of professionally offended people. Our goal is to undermine the system of justice by stirring up specifically directed outrage at laws and political opponents. Our department will be in charge of the bat-phone.
I also nominate BJ for the post of Minister of Misinformation.
I will be in charge of organizing an army of professionally offended people. Our goal is to undermine the system of justice by stirring up specifically directed outrage at laws and political opponents. Our department will be in charge of the bat-phone.
I also nominate BJ for the post of Minister of Misinformation.
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Re: A Modest Proposal
You're the most offensive person here, so that's a good role.flockofseagulls104 wrote:I would like to be the Secretary of Offense
I will be in charge of organizing an army of professionally offended people. Our goal is to undermine the system of justice by stirring up specifically directed outrage at laws and political opponents. Our department will be in charge of the bat-phone.
I also nominate BJ for the post of Minister of Misinformation.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.
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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
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Re: A Modest Proposal
Someone doesn't understand the difference between offended and offensive. Google it!Bob Juch wrote:You're the most offensive person here, so that's a good role.flockofseagulls104 wrote:I would like to be the Secretary of Offense
I will be in charge of organizing an army of professionally offended people. Our goal is to undermine the system of justice by stirring up specifically directed outrage at laws and political opponents. Our department will be in charge of the bat-phone.
I also nominate BJ for the post of Minister of Misinformation.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Are you the most offended person here too?Estonut wrote:Someone doesn't understand the difference between offended and offensive. Google it!Bob Juch wrote:You're the most offensive person here, so that's a good role.flockofseagulls104 wrote:I would like to be the Secretary of Offense
I will be in charge of organizing an army of professionally offended people. Our goal is to undermine the system of justice by stirring up specifically directed outrage at laws and political opponents. Our department will be in charge of the bat-phone.
I also nominate BJ for the post of Minister of Misinformation.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
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Re: A Modest Proposal
The thing that offends me most is stupidity. That's why I find you so irritating.Bob Juch wrote:Are you the most offended person here too?Estonut wrote:Someone doesn't understand the difference between offended and offensive. Google it!Bob Juch wrote:You're the most offensive person here, so that's a good role.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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We shall establish the Department of Homeland Obscurity...desks way in the back.Estonut wrote:The thing that offends me most is stupidity. That's why I find you so irritating.Bob Juch wrote:Are you the most offended person here too?Estonut wrote:Someone doesn't understand the difference between offended and offensive. Google it!
Well, then
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Re: A Modest Proposal
One must actually have a psyche to evaluate in order to hold office here, but you can be doorman.Billy Bored Thornton wrote:I'll be responsible for Chicks and Balances.
Hell with that, I'll just be in charge of the Chicks.
Looks like I already have a ministress (in her prime) and a secretary in my lair.
Whatthefuckistan rocks!
Well, then
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Re: A Modest Proposal
So far we have Prime Ministress, Mistress of Euphemisms, Secretsry of Offense, Inspector Jerk of Chicks and Balances and Department of Homeland Obscurity Grunts.
Anyone else? Whatthefuckistan needs your service.
Anyone else? Whatthefuckistan needs your service.
Well, then
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Re: A Modest Proposal
Choose me!!! I want a position! Grammar Nazi already taken? Well, at least let me do something that requires fabulous shoes.
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Re: A Modest Proposal
I nominate aSSShole for Director of the Department of Redundancy Department Chairman. His qualifications are the uncanny ability to post the same invalid fallacious arguments in hundreds of posts using slightly different wording. His appointment should take effect on Feb 2nd and again on Feb 2nd.
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Re: A Modest Proposal
Whatthefuckistan is to be a skanktuary nation. Skanks of all types welcomed. Billy-Bob Thornton is going to move here. Rosie O'Donnell and Michael Moore most welcomed here.
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Flock, if this Republic has a Court Jester, I'm sure you'll be well qualified. If not, there's probably a few villages that are missing an idiot.flockofseagulls104 wrote:I nominate aSSShole for Director of the Department of Redundancy Department Chairman. His qualifications are the uncanny ability to post the same invalid fallacious arguments in hundreds of posts using slightly different wording. His appointment should take effect on Feb 2nd and again on Feb 2nd.
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You're not in office until Feb 2nd. Please refrain from official duties until then, or you will be charged with violating the Logan Act.silverscreenselect wrote:Flock, if this Republic has a Court Jester, I'm sure you'll be well qualified. If not, there's probably a few villages that are missing an idiot.flockofseagulls104 wrote:I nominate aSSShole for Director of the Department of Redundancy Department Chairman. His qualifications are the uncanny ability to post the same invalid fallacious arguments in hundreds of posts using slightly different wording. His appointment should take effect on Feb 2nd and again on Feb 2nd.
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Re: A Modest Proposal
We need a 3 foot picket fence along our border with Gastonia
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Re: A Modest Proposal
I have no idea what the hell this is about, but I'm always up for the defence of Publick Stews!!
Also, is that..... Nervous Mervous, Swervin' Mervin, the one, the only, The Merv??? When did he grow up? I didn't authourize that.....
Also, is that..... Nervous Mervous, Swervin' Mervin, the one, the only, The Merv??? When did he grow up? I didn't authourize that.....
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Merv is 11!!! I do like Swervn' Mervin.Earl the Squirrel wrote:I have no idea what the hell this is about, but I'm always up for the defence of Publick Stews!!
Also, is that..... Nervous Mervous, Swervin' Mervin, the one, the only, The Merv??? When did he grow up? I didn't authourize that.....
Well, then
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I don't think it is a republic. It is a dimocracy.silverscreenselect wrote:Flock, if this Republic has a Court Jester, I'm sure you'll be well qualified. If not, there's probably a few villages that are missing an idiot.flockofseagulls104 wrote:I nominate aSSShole for Director of the Department of Redundancy Department Chairman. His qualifications are the uncanny ability to post the same invalid fallacious arguments in hundreds of posts using slightly different wording. His appointment should take effect on Feb 2nd and again on Feb 2nd.
Your friendly neighborhood racist. On the waiting list to be a nazi. Designated an honorary 'snowflake'. Trolled by the very best, as well as by BJ. Always typical, unlike others.., Fulminator, Hopelessly in the tank for trump... inappropriate... Flocking himself... Probably a tucking sexist, too... All thought comes from the right wing noise machine(TM)... A clear and present threat to The Future Of Our Democracy.. Doesn't understand anything... Made the trump apologist and enabler playoffs... Heathen bastard... Knows nothing about history... Liar.... don't know much about statistics and polling... Nothing at all about biology... Ignorant Bigot... Potential Future Pariah... Big Nerd... Spiraling, Anti-Trans Bigot.. A Lunatic AND a Bigot.. Very Ignorant of the World in General... Sounds deranged... Fake Christian... Weird... has the mind of a child... has paranoid delusions... Simpleton... gullible idiot
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Re: A Modest Proposal
Eleven??? Damn, tempus sure do fugit, don't it?Beebs52 wrote:Merv is 11!!! I do like Swervn' Mervin.Earl the Squirrel wrote:I have no idea what the hell this is about, but I'm always up for the defence of Publick Stews!!
Also, is that..... Nervous Mervous, Swervin' Mervin, the one, the only, The Merv??? When did he grow up? I didn't authourize that.....
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