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Where's Iben Browning?

#1 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:07 am

I just happened to wake up around 4:30, and certainly wasn't prepared for this....


http://news.aol.com/story/_a/rare-large ... 2509990001


It scared the hell out of me when my bed started shaking. Well, there's one more experience I can scratch off my list. I just can't believe in almost 33 years here I have yet to see a tornado....

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#2 Post by peacock2121 » Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:22 am

It scared the hell out of me when my bed started shaking.

Sorry, lb, you studmuffin you, this cracked me up.

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#3 Post by Bob Juch » Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:27 am

littlebeast13 wrote:I just happened to wake up around 4:30, and certainly wasn't prepared for this....


http://news.aol.com/story/_a/rare-large ... 2509990001


It scared the hell out of me when my bed started shaking. Well, there's one more experience I can scratch off my list. I just can't believe in almost 33 years here I have yet to see a tornado....

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I'll see if I can arrange that. :P
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#4 Post by Iben Browning » Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:49 am

My prediction was accurate! I was a miniscule 18 years off! I have finally been vindicated!

I'd have me a celebratory martini, shaken not stirred, if I weren't cooped up in this coffin right now....
Disaster strikes December 3, 1990! You have been warned!

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#5 Post by silvercamaro » Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:54 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Well, there's one more experience I can scratch off my list. I just can't believe in almost 33 years here I have yet to see a tornado....

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They are far more intriguing when you can watch them on television instead of in the sky.

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#6 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:56 am

Man, those bastards scared me with that "East of St. Louis" crap until I saw the map, and the epicenter was on the border of Illinois and Indiana, not Missouri and Illinois!

I think earthquakes are worse than tornadoes as far as warning time goes. You get about a week with hurricanes, a few minutes with tornadoes, and "What the hell just happened?" with earthquakes.

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#7 Post by geoffil » Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:00 am

My family felt it here in Chicago. Of course it was nothin' compared to the San Fransisco quake I felt while driving on the Bay Bridge back in the day. That is one reason why I don't live there.

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#8 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:03 am

minimetoo26 wrote:Man, those bastards scared me with that "East of St. Louis" crap until I saw the map, and the epicenter was on the border of Illinois and Indiana, not Missouri and Illinois!

I think earthquakes are worse than tornadoes as far as warning time goes. You get about a week with hurricanes, a few minutes with tornadoes, and "What the hell just happened?" with earthquakes.

I don't think we have any actual fault lines running near here. The big scare here is always a repeat of 1811 down south. I still have a bag of dirt from New Madrid, MO in my junk box that they were selling as souvenirs around here back when the whole area was under Browning-mania in 1990. If we ever get the biggie, it'll be coming at us from that-a-way, and I doubt I'll be able to post about it from the wreck this place would become is 7.0 or so came through here.....

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#9 Post by Appa23 » Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:14 am

silvercamaro wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Well, there's one more experience I can scratch off my list. I just can't believe in almost 33 years here I have yet to see a tornado....

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They are far more intriguing when you can watch them on television instead of in the sky.
Since I was a kid, I have really had the need to run outside whenever the sirens start wailing.

A wife and, especially, kids have made me focus on something else now when bad weather is a brewin'.

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#10 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:28 am

When I worked, the corporate office was in St. Louis. One of the computer gods (I can't call him a guy, he was a god because he could fix anything) used to talk to about St. Louis being due for a huge earthquake.

I never believed him.

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#11 Post by MarleysGh0st » Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:34 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:When I worked, the corporate office was in St. Louis. One of the computer gods (I can't call him a guy, he was a god because he could fix anything) used to talk to about St. Louis being due for a huge earthquake.

I never believed him.
Computer guys are humble, PSM.

You may call him a guru. 8)

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#12 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:03 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:When I worked, the corporate office was in St. Louis. One of the computer gods (I can't call him a guy, he was a god because he could fix anything) used to talk to about St. Louis being due for a huge earthquake.

I never believed him.
Computer guys are humble, PSM.

You may call him a guru. 8)
He was so much more than that.

The funny thing is that he was sort of a Luddite out of the office. He doesn't have a computer or a television.

Every year I get a six or seven page hand-written letter from him telling me about his views of the world.

He's one of the coolest people I've ever met.

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#13 Post by MarleysGh0st » Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:11 am

A hand-written letter!?!?

Doesn't sound like any computer guy I know. Maybe he is a god. 8)

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#14 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:11 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:A hand-written letter!?!?

Doesn't sound like any computer guy I know. Maybe he is a god. 8)

I wonder if he drives a stick shift....

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#15 Post by MarleysGh0st » Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:12 am

OTOH, he sounds a bit like Ted Kaczynski.

Don't open any packages from him. :P

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#16 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:13 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:A hand-written letter!?!?

Doesn't sound like any computer guy I know. Maybe he is a god. 8)

I wonder if he drives a stick shift....

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Was his name Ted Kazinski, or however he spelled it?

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#17 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:14 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:A hand-written letter!?!?

Doesn't sound like any computer guy I know. Maybe he is a god. 8)

I wonder if he drives a stick shift....

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Actually, if I recall correctly, he lives close enough that he jogged to work every morning.

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#18 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:14 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:A hand-written letter!?!?

Doesn't sound like any computer guy I know. Maybe he is a god. 8)

I wonder if he drives a stick shift....

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Was his name Ted Kazinski, or however he spelled it?
No, not at all.

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#19 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:15 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:A hand-written letter!?!?

Doesn't sound like any computer guy I know. Maybe he is a god. 8)

I wonder if he drives a stick shift....

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Was his name Ted Kazinski, or however he spelled it?

Now mini cracked me up! it's supposed to work the other way around.... :P

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#20 Post by MarleysGh0st » Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:15 am

minimetoo26 wrote:Was his name Ted Kazinski, or however he spelled it?
Jinx, mini! :lol:

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#21 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:18 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:Was his name Ted Kazinski, or however he spelled it?
Jinx, mini! :lol:

I didn't even see your response, just like I missed Nelly's LS answers that one time we got rolling in the LS thread.

Mini gives me tunnel vision..... :P

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#22 Post by peacock2121 » Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:27 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:When I worked, the corporate office was in St. Louis. One of the computer gods (I can't call him a guy, he was a god because he could fix anything) used to talk to about St. Louis being due for a huge earthquake.

I never believed him.
Computer guys are humble, PSM.

You may call him a guru. 8)
Ha!

and


Ha!

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#23 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:37 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:Was his name Ted Kazinski, or however he spelled it?
Jinx, mini! :lol:

I didn't even see your response, just like I missed Nelly's LS answers that one time we got rolling in the LS thread.

Mini gives me tunnel vision..... :P

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Did you just say tunnel?

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#24 Post by minimetoo26 » Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:37 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote: Jinx, mini! :lol:

I didn't even see your response, just like I missed Nelly's LS answers that one time we got rolling in the LS thread.

Mini gives me tunnel vision..... :P

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Did you just say tunnel?
...tunnel?

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#25 Post by littlebeast13 » Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:37 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote: Jinx, mini! :lol:

I didn't even see your response, just like I missed Nelly's LS answers that one time we got rolling in the LS thread.

Mini gives me tunnel vision..... :P

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Did you just say tunnel?

No, I typed it! :P

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