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#26 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:10 pm

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[georgeconstanza] Jeez, first they throw me out for peeing in the shower and when I try to do better all I get is more abuse, what's a guy to do? [/gc]
Obviously I don't understand proper penis etiquette.
This conjured up thoughts of holding it with pinky extended and always standing up when a lady enters the room, which I banished from my mind by thinking of last night's baseball scores.
The penis stands up when a lady enters the room? :)
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#27 Post by T_Bone0806 » Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:39 pm

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PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote: Obviously I don't understand proper penis etiquette.
This conjured up thoughts of holding it with pinky extended and always standing up when a lady enters the room, which I banished from my mind by thinking of last night's baseball scores.
The penis stands up when a lady enters the room? :)
That was the thought, but then I started thinking about baseball.
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#28 Post by T_Bone0806 » Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:01 pm

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
T_Bone0806 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote: Obviously I don't understand proper penis etiquette.
This conjured up thoughts of holding it with pinky extended and always standing up when a lady enters the room, which I banished from my mind by thinking of last night's baseball scores.
The penis stands up when a lady enters the room? :)
Well, in my younger days, that wasn't far from the truth.

Now, being more mature and discretionary, it takes a little more than just an entrance.

I am not so cheap and easy anymore.

Dinner with some blackberry brandy, and black stockings would do it....(I can hear my wife saying, "yeah, buster, unless YOU'RE gonna wear 'em, keep dreaming!")

OK, I'm gonna regret this as soon as I hit "submit".
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#29 Post by kayrharris » Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:23 pm

Definitely my entertainment for today.
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#30 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:10 pm

T_Bone0806 wrote:
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T_Bone0806 wrote: This conjured up thoughts of holding it with pinky extended and always standing up when a lady enters the room, which I banished from my mind by thinking of last night's baseball scores.
The penis stands up when a lady enters the room? :)
Well, in my younger days, that wasn't far from the truth.

Now, being more mature and discretionary, it takes a little more than just an entrance.

I am not so cheap and easy anymore.

Dinner with some blackberry brandy, and black stockings would do it....(I can hear my wife saying, "yeah, buster, unless YOU'RE gonna wear 'em, keep dreaming!")

OK, I'm gonna regret this as soon as I hit "submit".
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#31 Post by TheCalvinator24 » Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:44 pm

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I have to wonder if that was photoshopped.
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#32 Post by Tocqueville3 » Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:28 pm

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I have to wonder if that was photoshopped.
Yeah...his skin looks really pasty white.
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#33 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:34 pm

Is he in line for some warm apple pie?
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#34 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:50 pm

Mr. wintergreen, it could have been worse:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uMU--xXJYk
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#35 Post by Four Hour Stiffy » Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:50 pm

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See what happens when kids raid their parents' medicine cabinet....
BOOOIIIIIINNNGGGGG!!!!!
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#36 Post by Beavis & Butthead » Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:53 pm

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#37 Post by peacock2121 » Fri Apr 18, 2008 5:31 am

I had to look at the photo for a very long time - saw nothing.

Not until I read the spoilers did I see his boner.

I am old.

Although, last week, Zach Johnson walked off a green at The Masters with a boner. I saw that one.
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