Nuts (Yo. Bruce.)-a Merv post, channeled through his ma

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Beebs52 · #1 Post by **Beebs52** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:23 pm

I'm still in a state of blissful ignorance, sorta, but I HEARD the mother and the father discussing something about "whacking something off" next month. I attributed it to watching too much trash tv.

But, there are bits of mine that are growing and fine bits they are! Surely they aren't referring to removal of bits are they? There's a collective memory floating about the feline community, well, the male and ex post facto male community, that there are weirdos who take things, thereby crushing the nascent love possibilities almost flowering in our hearts, inhibiting the paintage of walls with our fabulous secretions and just generally screw up everything for a lot of us. Well, unscrew everything for a lot of us.

I've heard there is a cat here on the board named Bruce. Big Bad Bruce. Bruce the whacked, or so I was told. Is this true? Can he give me advice? Or tea and sympathy?

Bruce the Wonder Cat · #2 Post by **Bruce the Wonder Cat** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 2:56 pm

Keep your claws and fangs sharp and open, and keep your nuts close. Real close. That's all I have to say.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #3 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:43 pm

Your dad is probably jealous that he can't lick his own balls.

JasperSuchard · #4 Post by **JasperSuchard** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:47 pm

My parents had my balls whacked off and refused to spring for neuticles.

ulysses5019 · #5 Post by **ulysses5019** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:01 pm

Jasper, if you had neuticles or the originals, you probably wouldn't be hanging on the railing like that.

Beebs52 · #6 Post by **Beebs52** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:26 pm

I knew it! I knew it! Those sadists!

Where's the couch?

10 Pound Balls · #7 Post by **10 Pound Balls** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:22 pm

Someone looking for me?

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #8 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:01 pm

Beebs52 · #9 Post by **Beebs52** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:46 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:

Holy crap.

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #10 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:19 am

Beebs52 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
Holy crap.

It's funnier because they are Ranch flavored.

AnnieCamaro · #11 Post by **AnnieCamaro** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:23 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
Holy crap.
It's funnier because they are Ranch flavored.

When I am a cow dog, I will not eat the brown, round things I find on my ranch.

/:P\

PlacentiaSoccerMom · #12 Post by **PlacentiaSoccerMom** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:27 am

AnnieCamaro wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
Beebs52 wrote: Holy crap.
It's funnier because they are Ranch flavored.
When I am a cow dog, I will not eat the brown, round things I find on my ranch.

/:P\

Annie, you are a smart dog.

NellyLunatic1980 · #13 Post by **NellyLunatic1980** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:43 am

There's a gratuitous but obvious nut poppers joke here...