Iranian Family Values

[silverscreenselect]

For what is supposedly a backwards third world country, Iranian officials put celebrated American libertines like Elliot Spitzer and David Vitter to shame.

The chief of police of Tehran, who sponsored a recent crackdown at which approximately 150,000 women were arrested for not wearing proper attire, was himself busted in a police raid of a local brothel. When found, he was in bed with six alleged hookers who were not wearing proper attire either. In fact, they were not wearing any attire at all. For some reason, the story did not make major headlines in Iran.

http://tinyurl.com/yrs4ed

I can say with some assurance that this gentleman is neither a Democrat nor a Republican.

UPDATE: Apparently the women were praying (NOTE: the link below contains a picture of a partially nude woman):

http://tinyurl.com/2832v9

[Bob Juch]

Actually he is a Republican - an Islamic Republican.

[PlacentiaSoccerMom]

Six women?

I can understand needing one, maybe two, but do you do with six?

[macrae1234]

He heard that with six you get egg roll

[PlacentiaSoccerMom]

He heard that with six you get egg roll

I don't even want to know what they are going to do with the egg roll.

[MarleysGh0st]

I can say with some assurance that this gentleman is neither a Democrat nor a Republican.

I appreciate SSS's equal time policy!

[ulysses5019]

I can understand needing one, maybe two, but do you do with six?

The same thing you do with one.......only six times and with an audience of five critics.

[earendel]

I can understand needing one, maybe two, but do you do with six?

The same thing you do with one.......only six times and with an audience of five critics.

I suppose the same would apply to the 72 virgins that await the jihadists. I'd be afraid of performance anxiety, given that set of circumstances.

[peacock2121]

This is a very stoopid header.

[PlacentiaSoccerMom]

I can understand needing one, maybe two, but do you do with six?

The same thing you do with one.......only six times and with an audience of five critics.

I suppose the same would apply to the 72 virgins that await the jihadists. I'd be afraid of performance anxiety, given that set of circumstances.

Here's a joke:

When Osama bin Laden died, he was met at the Pearly Gates by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

Spoiler

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

[TheCalvinator24]

[Achmed the Dead Terrorist]: Are you my virgins? I sure hope not.

[Jeff Dunham]: Why?

[Achmed the Dead Terrorist]: There's a bunch of ugly-ass guys out there.

[Jeff Dunham]: Well, did they say they would only be female virgins?

[Achmed the Dead Terrorist]: Holy Crap! . . . Oh wait, that means I can have Clay Aiken.

[peacock2121]

You two are bad!

You need to go to rehab.

[TheCalvinator24]

You two are bad!

You need to go to rehab.

They tried to make me go to rehab. I said no, no, no.

[TheConfessor]

It was just an unfortunate miscommunication. He said something about wanting to be in bed with six dozen virgins. Instead, one of his aides provided six dozin' virgins.

[wbtravis007]

It was just an unfortunate miscommunication. He said something about wanting to be in bed with six dozen virgins. Instead, one of his aides provided six dozin' virgins.

Very impressive. Really



These girls weren't virgins, though. They were Japanese. Six geishas laying.