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Redneck Dreams Now Casting

#1 Post by Bob Juch » Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:19 am

We’re casting a new show that is wish fulfillment at its core! WHAT’S YOUR DREAM? is the show that can make your dreams come true, and we’re scouring the country, from sea to shining sea, looking for people that have good ‘ol All-American dreams.

Now… we’re not talking about being the President of the United States…we’re talking about the kind of dreams that can be bought (for under $100,000) - plasma screen tv’s, lifetime tickets to the Dallas Cowboys, a party for your loved one who is returning from Iraq, a camouflage painted Hummer, a tattoo by a famed artist. WHAT’S YOUR DREAM?

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#2 Post by JoeBobBillyWayneTucker » Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:38 am

Where do I sign up?
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#3 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:33 am

JoeBobBillyWayneTucker wrote:Where do I sign up?
I don't even want to know what you are holding in your hand.
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#4 Post by peacock2121 » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:36 am

I can't wrap my head around the concept that dreams can be bought.
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#5 Post by ulysses5019 » Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:07 am

I don't even want to know what you are holding in your hand.

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Re: Redneck Dreams Now Casting

#6 Post by earendel » Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:49 am

Bob Juch wrote:We’re casting a new show that is wish fulfillment at its core! WHAT’S YOUR DREAM? is the show that can make your dreams come true, and we’re scouring the country, from sea to shining sea, looking for people that have good ‘ol All-American dreams.

Now… we’re not talking about being the President of the United States…we’re talking about the kind of dreams that can be bought (for under $100,000) - plasma screen tv’s, lifetime tickets to the Dallas Cowboys, a party for your loved one who is returning from Iraq, a camouflage painted Hummer, a tattoo by a famed artist. WHAT’S YOUR DREAM?

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Can you get lifetime Cowboys seats for under $100K?
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#7 Post by Rexer25 » Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:50 am

earendel wrote:
Bob Juch wrote:We’re casting a new show that is wish fulfillment at its core! WHAT’S YOUR DREAM? is the show that can make your dreams come true, and we’re scouring the country, from sea to shining sea, looking for people that have good ‘ol All-American dreams.

Now… we’re not talking about being the President of the United States…we’re talking about the kind of dreams that can be bought (for under $100,000) - plasma screen tv’s, lifetime tickets to the Dallas Cowboys, a party for your loved one who is returning from Iraq, a camouflage painted Hummer, a tattoo by a famed artist. WHAT’S YOUR DREAM?

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Can you get lifetime Cowboys seats for under $100K?
I think that's the lifetime of Texas Stadium. I'm not gonna be able to afford to drive by the new one.
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!

That'll be $10, please.
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#8 Post by lilclyde54 » Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:10 pm

Well, I live in rural MS (which should automatically fill their redneck requirement :lol: )and had a dream last night about B-17 bombers performing fighter style acrobatics above our lake. Do you think they could find me a vintage B-17 for 100K?
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#9 Post by silverscreenselect » Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:00 am

A lifetime supply of PBR and my favorite chewin terbacky?
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#10 Post by silvercamaro » Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:26 am

lilclyde54 wrote:Well, I live in rural MS (which should automatically fill their redneck requirement :lol: )and had a dream last night about B-17 bombers performing fighter style acrobatics above our lake. Do you think they could find me a vintage B-17 for 100K?
Sure. Just don't expect it to take off and/or stay in the air for long.
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#11 Post by MarleysGh0st » Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:37 am

silvercamaro wrote:
lilclyde54 wrote:Well, I live in rural MS (which should automatically fill their redneck requirement :lol: )and had a dream last night about B-17 bombers performing fighter style acrobatics above our lake. Do you think they could find me a vintage B-17 for 100K?
Sure. Just don't expect it to take off and/or stay in the air for long.
There are currently 14 B-17 aircraft in flying condition. The Wings of Eagles Discovery Center, in nearby Elmira, had to sell theirs--the Fuddy Duddy--back in 2005. I don't know if they disclosed the price, but I suspect it was a tad higher than $100K.

That might pay the fuel bill...for a month or so. :P


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