The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!
- 1OfLBsMerryMen
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The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!
I couldn't remember any of my Merry Men decide which Merry Man to lead off, so I just chose this random one....
Let's see if we can get to Page 2 before the Sweeper comes....
Let's see if we can get to Page 2 before the Sweeper comes....
- Ed McMahon
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Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!
Does this parade need an announcer? I'm broke, desperate, and dead!
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!
- CrowdManagementSpecialistBeast
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I'm glad I get to take the day off now. There wasn't enough overtime in the world to make up for having to work parade security back in the day! Especially once Deputy Fife quit after Juan Antonio Samaranch took his bullet....
- littleblueneon
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Will there be enough marchers around today to give me a push when I break down?
Maybe it would be for the best if I got swept into the sewers...
Maybe it would be for the best if I got swept into the sewers...
Beep!Beep!
- ClonedKitty
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Need more clones....
- Super Creepy Rob Lowe
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17 years now? Heh, one more year, and this parade is LEGAL!
Oh yeah...
Oh yeah...
Don't be like this me.
- TheWorld'sMostInterestingMan
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I would make an appearance, but then I'd have to give up my title of The Most Interesting Man in the World...
Stay thirsty, my friend!
- National Apathy Party
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If we had an apathy pride parade, and nobody showed up, would it be a success?
Eh, who fucking cares....
Eh, who fucking cares....
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!
Proudly supporting the Thousandaire in '12 campaign!
Proudly supporting the Thousandaire in '12 campaign!
- Gimme A Squiggly
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Someone must be awfully bored. There's plenty of work to do here....
- Larry Bud Selig
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Looks like I might need to contract the Bored for the league due to lack of attendance...
Oh wait, that's not my problem anymore. I can polish my Hall of Fame plaque all day long while Bobby deals with the four hour games...
Oh wait, that's not my problem anymore. I can polish my Hall of Fame plaque all day long while Bobby deals with the four hour games...
- Four Hour Stiffy
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Larry Bud Selig wrote:Looks like I might need to contract the Bored for the league due to lack of attendance...
Oh wait, that's not my problem anymore. I can polish my Hall of Fame plaque all day long while Bobby deals with the four hour games...
I happen to enjoy four hour games!
BOOOIIIIIINNNGGGGG!!!!!
- Ferrous Wheel
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May as well dig deep into the closet since I'm all alone here...
- Fickle Finger Of WWTBAM
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Time for me to wave to the crowd....
- Christopher Pike
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- ItsAMadMadMadMadCow
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Christopher Pike wrote:Beep
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- NatteringNabobOfNegativity
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ItsAMadMadMadMadCow wrote:Christopher Pike wrote:Beep
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He said BEEP! Not BEEF!
Stupid Big Mac...
- ShitSandwich
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Even the vendors didn't show up this year, so I guess I've got a monopoly on the parade time snacks!
50% off for anyone who's posted in a political thread in the past week!
50% off for anyone who's posted in a political thread in the past week!
Open wide!
- Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars
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Coming through. Coming through.
No kneeling while I pass.
No kneeling while I pass.
- Mitzi The Bimbocorn
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Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars wrote:Coming through. Coming through.
No kneeling while I pass.
But I, like, love being on my knees!
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Buddy, you made it.Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars wrote:Coming through. Coming through.
No kneeling while I pass.
I was afraid you'd forgotten about me.
Rest assured I will never forget you and your nine rows.
Let the parade continue.
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- LarryCraig
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I'm glad you got a picture of me waving the rainbow flag.Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars wrote:Coming through. Coming through.
No kneeling while I pass.
Who Wants to Eat a Super Tuber?
- Dizzy Miss Lizzie
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- Billy Bored Thornton
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Jesus H. Christ, I've had more people at my office responding to my "personal assistant wanted" ad than are at this parade.
FYI, ladies of the Bored: the job is still open.
No typing skills needed. Sweet cheeks.
FYI, ladies of the Bored: the job is still open.
No typing skills needed. Sweet cheeks.
What the f$%$ck are you looking at?
- Girl From Porky's
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Re: The 2017 Merry Men Parade Starts NOW!
As always, Mike Hunt will be prominently displayed at the parade.
Those of you up front will get the best view of Mike Hunt.
Not to worry, though. There's enough of Mike Hunt for everybody!
Those of you up front will get the best view of Mike Hunt.
Not to worry, though. There's enough of Mike Hunt for everybody!
To know Mike Hunt is to love Mike Hunt
- CharleyWeaverToBlock
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By careful as you march by. You don't want to step in any...
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monkey fazoo!