No it is not a post about the electoral college, who will only be doing their (hold my nose, & stomach, & intestinal orifice) job, its about...doormats.
Since this *is* a public forum, which they could be reading, suffice to say that adult child of landperson, who is taking over many landperson things from aging parent real landperson, gave us the surprise gift of new doormats yesterday. There was nothing wrong w/ old doormats. If $$ was to be spent, I'd rather it be on lights in the basement, light in the driveway that hasn't worked since summer, the stormwindow someone scarfed from the hall window on my landing, you get it.
My new doormat is personalized in a way that is not my style. Involves a little animal who *is* my style, I guess, because I continue to feed him, but if I had to have a personalized doormat in this wookie's honor I'd rather it'd be wookie or a snarling beast of prey.
I thanked landpeople, because they *are* landpeople.
I can't turn mat upside down, because they have keys to the bldg
doormats
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jaybee
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Re: doormats
OTOH -
If by chance you happen to step in a pile of dog poo, you will then wipe your feet on the doormat. This one simple act could express your sentiments while also showing the landpersons just how useful the doormats are. Everyone is happy.
If by chance you happen to step in a pile of dog poo, you will then wipe your feet on the doormat. This one simple act could express your sentiments while also showing the landpersons just how useful the doormats are. Everyone is happy.
Jaybee
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TheConfessor
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Re: doormats
So your landlord is an oil worker?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landman_(oil_worker)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landman_(oil_worker)
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BackInTex
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Re: doormats
Landlord? Why are you are assuming it is not a Landlady? Or Landduchess? Bigot!TheConfessor wrote:So your landlord is an oil worker?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landman_(oil_worker)
..what country can preserve it’s liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? let them take arms.
~~ Thomas Jefferson
War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
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~~ Thomas Jefferson
War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
-- Benjamin Franklin (maybe)
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Bob Juch
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Re: doormats
t's landthey.BackInTex wrote:Landlord? Why are you are assuming it is not a Landlady? Or Landduchess? Bigot!TheConfessor wrote:So your landlord is an oil worker?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landman_(oil_worker)
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.
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ghostjmf
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Re: doormats
Gee, & I was *trying* to be funny. Would you all prefer "property owners"? "(Evil) capitalists"?