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#51 Post by Obscenely Rich Bastard » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:19 am

TheWorld'sMostInterestingMan wrote:I've got a couple billion riding on a post by Blaise Pascal coming down the chute.....

You sure know how to make a fortune. Maybe you can be my Veep in 2020....
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#52 Post by British Lap Dancing Assn » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:21 am

Obscenely Rich Bastard wrote:
TheWorld'sMostInterestingMan wrote:I've got a couple billion riding on a post by Blaise Pascal coming down the chute.....

You sure know how to make a fortune. Maybe you can be my Veep in 2020....
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#53 Post by Al Gore » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:21 am

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! Man, it's cold for this time of year. Better turn the thermostat up in my eco-mansion just a little more....
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#54 Post by President Chump » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:22 am

British Lap Dancing Assn wrote:
Obscenely Rich Bastard wrote:
TheWorld'sMostInterestingMan wrote:I've got a couple billion riding on a post by Blaise Pascal coming down the chute.....

You sure know how to make a fortune. Maybe you can be my Veep in 2020....
We Love Guys With Cash!

Have you ladies thought about becoming White House interns?
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#55 Post by Chicken Little » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:24 am

Al Gore wrote:Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! Man, it's cold for this time of year. Better turn the thermostat up in my eco-mansion just a little more....
WE ARE ALL GOING BURN ... I MEAN FREEZE
“The Arctic will be ice-free in 5 years”

- Al Gore, December, 2008

In this case, use of the more technically “correct” term is actually less likely to convey the key implications to a lay audience.

- Michael Mann, SEEDMAGAZINE.COM May 30, 2009
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#56 Post by Evil Raccoon » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:25 am

This parade could use a toxic dose of cuteness....
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#57 Post by silverscreenselect » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:27 am

I sure hope nothing happened to my buddy the flag.

Although if he lost a couple of his rows of stars, I could go back in time and file a protest.
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#58 Post by Rosey Lipstick » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:28 am

Evil Raccoon wrote:This parade could use a toxic dose of cuteness....
I am a toxic dose of something
I kissed a girl
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#59 Post by Rosey Lipstick » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:29 am

BTW I have 7 new messages

(7 new messages would make a good MM name)
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#60 Post by Super Creepy Rob Lowe » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:29 am

My cable's out, so I came by to watch the little kids pick up candy...
Don't be like this me.
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#61 Post by Vampire Squid From Hell » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:32 am

I was 2016 before 2016 was cool!
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#62 Post by WebTVThingie » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:32 am

Rosey Lipstick wrote:BTW I have 7 new messages

(7 new messages would make a good MM name)

One of them says something about the phone game being discontinued....
Cutting & pasting isn't all it's cracked up to be...
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#63 Post by Bubba Squirrel » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:34 am

Rosey Lipstick wrote:BTW I have 7 new messages

My wife has 700,000 new messages on this laptop. Most of them are probably spam from my porn sites....... daaaaayummmmmm!!!!
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#64 Post by Giant Gambian Rat » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:34 am

Evil Raccoon wrote:This parade could use a toxic dose of cuteness....
Did somebody say toxic?
Have you had your monkeypox shots yet?
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#65 Post by Mr Green » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:36 am

Giant Gambian Rat wrote:
Evil Raccoon wrote:This parade could use a toxic dose of cuteness....
Did somebody say toxic?

Check with the Raspberry Aunts...
I'm going home to sleep with my wife!
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#66 Post by Crazy Raspberry Aunts » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:50 am

I just dropped by to say .... wait for it .... wait for it Bixby17

HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
Houston we have a problem
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#67 Post by Crazy Raspberry Aunts » Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:54 am

WebTVThingie wrote:
Rosey Lipstick wrote:BTW I have 7 new messages

(7 new messages would make a good MM name)

One of them says something about the phone game being discontinued....
funny its like a time capsule from 2010 showing that things never change
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#68 Post by Sir Alan Parker » Wed Nov 23, 2016 12:55 pm

Cut! I said "No Turkey!"
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#69 Post by Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars » Wed Nov 23, 2016 2:02 pm

Get your hand over your heart as I pass by.


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Old Glory, still unforgettable after all these years.
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#70 Post by silverscreenselect » Wed Nov 23, 2016 2:57 pm

Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars wrote:Old Glory, still unforgettable after all these years.
For some of us much more than others.
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#71 Post by BobMarleysGh0st » Wed Nov 23, 2016 3:05 pm

This is how I'm going to get through the next four years. (puff)
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#72 Post by WorldSeriesTrophy » Wed Nov 23, 2016 3:08 pm

J.R. Smith wrote:Woo! I get to be in two parades this year! But this one isn't as fun as our NBA Finals victory parade. I don't see any hookers. Ad they let me drive one of the floats. Those bastards revoked my driving privileges after what I did at last year's Merry Man Parade.
I thought I was going to be in a parade in Cleveland, but there was a change in plans.
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#73 Post by Christopher Pike » Wed Nov 23, 2016 6:13 pm

Beep
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#74 Post by Kiki's Cleaning Lady » Thu Nov 24, 2016 12:40 am

I can't believe that lousy sweeper stuck me with the night shift. That's when I make most of my money down at the club...
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#75 Post by Emily Rumspringa » Thu Nov 24, 2016 1:58 am

Sorry to be so late for the parade. I had big batches of the jams and jellies cooking on the stove, and I just couldn't leave them any earlier. As you can see (or could see, if it weren't so dark,) I have my dear Helmut pulling my buggy again. He's gotten a little old and stiff for much pulling, so I also have Hans Horse to pull the bigger carriage, which I use when I go into town to buy notions at the Sears. Helmut missed having his old job, though, so I bought this courting buggy for special outings with him. A courting buggy is lightweight, and similar to what you Englischers might call a racing sulky. It's just right for Helmut and me, and perfect for a parade.

I am thankful for the horses and the jams and jellies and the Starbark's that sells so many of them that I can afford to indulge my thankfulness. I also remain thankful to have all of you for my friends, even if you really should eat more jam and jelly every day of your lives. (Available at the Starbrick's near you.)

Happy Thanksgiving!
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