The 2016 Merry Man Parade Starts Now!

[DeWolf Hopper]

Once again, the mighty Merryman Parade...


has struck out.

[Clint Eastwood]

I know what you're thinking. "Has he been in six parades or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is the 2016 Merryman parade, the most powerful parade in the world, and would blow you clean off the Bored, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

[Martin Scorcese]

Remember that great scene in Casino where a couple of brothers got beaten with baseball bats?











I loved that scene. More importantly, I think anyone who participates in this thread deserves the same fate.

[Taylor Hackbored]

No matter how much it pains me to join this parade, I know when it's all over I get to go home to this:






and you don't, bitches!

[Snow Globe Ass]

No matter how much it pains me to join this parade, I know when it's all over I get to go home to this:






and you don't, bitches!

All the right mass in all the wrong places....

[Girl From Porky's]

This parade would be so much better if Mike Hunt was a balloon, floating fifty above the crowd.

Mike Hunt would cast a huge shadow over the street and everyone would look up and say, "It's Mike Hunt and it's fabulous!"

[Hale Bopper]

Forget that comet! I'm hitching a ride aboard Mike Hunt!

Take me to the promised land, oh mothership from up above!

[Rod_Serling]

There is a fifth dimension beyond those known to man

It is a dimension vast as space and timeless as infinity.

It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between the pit of his fears and the summit of his knowledge.

This is the dimension of the imagination.

It is an area we call


The Merryman Parade.

[Samuel Clemens]

Forget that comet! I'm hitching a ride aboard Mike Hunt!

Take me to the promised land, oh mothership from up above!

I came in with Mike Hunt, and I'll go out with Mike Hunt...

[Rod Serling]

Still trying to steal my thunder, aren't you evil twin?

You can tell I'm the real Rod Serling because of the cigarette. You ever see me without a butt in my mouth?

[Rod Serling]

Still trying to steal my thunder, aren't you evil twin?

You can tell I'm the real Rod Serling because of the cigarette. You ever see me without a butt in my mouth?

Or maybe I am the doppelganger. Let me check the script again....

[J.R. Smith]

Woo! I get to be in two parades this year! But this one isn't as fun as our NBA Finals victory parade. I don't see any hookers. Ad they let me drive one of the floats. Those bastards revoked my driving privileges after what I did at last year's Merry Man Parade.

[Jim Everett]

Hey, hey! Jim Everett's Rams are back in LA, baby!

Let's see if that asshole Rome is man enough to come up on my float and talk his usual smack....

[Jim Rome]

Welcome back...Chris.

[Jack Webb]

What a pathetic bunch of losers and riff raff.

Now excuse me while I go home to my lonely apartment and rub one out.

[PontiffPolycarpPengo]

Now boys, play nice! Don't make me unleash the fucking locusts....

[T_Bone's Groupies]

We're only here to voice our displeasure at not being included in the Boney 500!

You want a Boney? Get in line, we were here first! We've been trying for decades but that damn bouncer....hmmm, he's gotta be pretty old now, I bet we could take him..these handbags are pretty heavy..

[Carmelo Anthony]

Come on, New York City traffic is bad enough thanks to that orange turd blossom and his motorcade. And I thought Trump was supposed to make this parade great. It's just the same career Merry Man. Where are the new Merry Men to drain the swamp of the old Merry Men? I tried to get my buddy Marshawn Lynch to join the Bored, but he's been giving me the silent treatment... which, I now realize, he does to everybody. Screw this. I'm outta here.

[Pharaoh For Life]

We're only here to voice our displeasure at not being included in the Boney 500!

You want a Boney? Get in line, we were here first! We've been trying for decades but that damn bouncer....hmmm, he's gotta be pretty old now, I bet we could take him..these handbags are pretty heavy..

I've got an old Boney, but you'll have to unwrap it first....

[The Huge Manatee]

Time for the Balloons!!!

[The Spotless Sun]

It never snows on the Merry Man Parade, but it is snowing in New York

[tlynn78]

I may have lost my Underdog balloon log in to the mists of time, but I'm settled in with my popcorn to enjoy the show.

[TheWorld'sMostInterestingMan]

I've got a couple billion riding on a post by Blaise Pascal coming down the chute.....

[Blaise_Pascal]

What are the odds of that?

[MonosyllabicGruntingDork]

I don't get out much, but when I do, its to march in the MM Parade