My First Executive Order

The forum for general posting. Come join the madness. :)
Post Reply
Message
Author
User avatar
President Chump
Merry Man
Posts: 36
Joined: Tue Nov 24, 2015 9:37 pm
Location: The Chump House

My First Executive Order

#1 Post by President Chump » Tue Nov 22, 2016 7:37 am

Shall be to demand that all Bored degenerates, lowlifes and deplorables march in the 16th Annual Parade of Merry Men, to begin at some unspecified time tomorrow morning. Together, we can make the parade great again!

Psst! Someone tell the crowd management guy to put the tasers on "electric chair"....

Be there, or be a loser!

User avatar
Bucket of Warm Piss
Merry Man
Posts: 19
Joined: Mon Sep 15, 2008 12:24 pm
Location: U.S. Naval Observatory
Contact:

Re: My First Executive Order

#2 Post by Bucket of Warm Piss » Tue Nov 22, 2016 8:09 am

Thanks to your lazy ass, I'll actually have to work... which would totally defeat the whole idea of my job not being worth a bucket of warm piss.
It's not worth me.

User avatar
silverscreenselect
Posts: 24669
Joined: Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:21 pm
Contact:

Re: My First Executive Order

#3 Post by silverscreenselect » Tue Nov 22, 2016 9:27 am

I'll be looking for those nine rows of stars to show up.
Check out our website: http://www.silverscreenvideos.com

Post Reply