At first, I thought I might have opened an article on The Onion instead of the Washington Post.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/mor ... bylicious/
Among the things he's said is:It’s 2 a.m. Eastern time — long past the hour when many reporters and politicians have gone to sleep. But Robert Morrow, newly elected Republican chair of Travis County, Tex. — which includes Austin, the state capital — is ready to talk to The Washington Post, though he deems it a “scum” media organization that covered up the truth about the murder of President John F. Kennedy. Morrow has a message for Republican in Travis County who woke up March 2 to realize they now were led by a conspiracy theorist who tweets photos of large-breasted women with comments such as “I am feeling boobylicious tonight!!”
“I don’t give a flying f—,” Morrow said. “… My enemies are pushing on a string. They have no legal recourse to get rid of me. I’ve been getting out my word about the criminality of the Bush-Clinton crime family and serial murderer Lyndon Johnson. It’s a smashing success.”
The JFK killing is a conspiracy (OK, he's probably not the only one in government), specifically that LBJ had a major hand in it
That former Texas governor Rick Perry is a "rampaging bisexual adventurer"
That Chelsea Clinton's father is Webb Hubbell
That George W. Bush is a closet homosexual
That Barbara Bush is a "drunken cuckold"
Oy.
