The 90 Million Year Stiffie

[silverscreenselect]

Scientists have found and identified a fossil in Burma that contains the remains of a 90-million-year old relative of the daddy long legs spider (called a harvestman) preserved in amber. The fossil has an extra appendage: the erect reproductive organ (which is approximately half the size of the harvestman. Scientists speculate that the creature was preparing for a romantic encounter when it met its demise and is still apparently ready for action some 90 million years later.

Somehow, I don't think this will catch on as a viable substitute for Viagara.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/nati ... /79751880/

[Pastor Fireball]

I'm surprised they didn't find it in Belize.

[jaybee]

Scientists speculate that the creature was preparing for a romantic encounter when it met its demise

I hate it when that happens!

[SpacemanSpiff]

Aren't you suposed to see a doctor if your stiffy lasts more than four million years?

[littlebeast13]

Scientists speculate that the creature was preparing for a romantic encounter when it met its demise and is still apparently ready for action some 90 million years later.

So, who's the lucky guinea pig that gets to test this theory out?

lb13

[SpacemanSpiff]

Scientists speculate that the creature was preparing for a romantic encounter when it met its demise and is still apparently ready for action some 90 million years later.

So, who's the lucky guinea pig that gets to test this theory out?

lb13

I would suspect his DNA would be DOA.