You! Ass. Hole! Plop.Dominick the Donkey wrote:Beebs52 wrote:Dot-I'll put my greenie chewbone turds against those dropped by the decrepit nags in this parade anyday! Plop.
Who are you calling a decrepit nag, dear?
The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!
Well, then
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Man, I can't keep up. Hope there aren't three more pages while I try to get CaseyGrrl up here. Oops, here she is now . . .
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-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
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CaseyGrrl
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!
Not enough doggies in this parade!!! We need more doggies and no raccoons!!Evil Raccoon wrote:Ted Nugent wrote:A fuckin' parade? How fuckin' awesome is that!
Good thing I brought all my weapons with me. Looks like it's fresh Merrymen for dinner.
Grill it and kill it!
Another senseless shooting death....
WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
WOOF!
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!
WOOFWOOFWOOF!!!!
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!
WOOFWOOFWOOF!!!!
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Jim Rome
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!
Clones.
Every year we show up at this parade and every year it blows.
So here's what you need to do: Bang on your monkey. Tell the powers that be the parades must end.
Whether you're Bugeater, a cheesehead, or a chowd, they must end.
Whether you're from Fat Antonio or Ku Klux Kleveland or Neckaha or Sacacrapo, get the word out and put an end to this madness.
And whatever you do, don't invite Chris Everett.
I'm out.
Every year we show up at this parade and every year it blows.
So here's what you need to do: Bang on your monkey. Tell the powers that be the parades must end.
Whether you're Bugeater, a cheesehead, or a chowd, they must end.
Whether you're from Fat Antonio or Ku Klux Kleveland or Neckaha or Sacacrapo, get the word out and put an end to this madness.
And whatever you do, don't invite Chris Everett.
I'm out.
Have a take and do no suck.
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Sam Kinison
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I know something else that sucks. YOUR MOTHER! ON MY DICK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!Zager and Evans wrote:In the year 9595...
this parade will still suck.
I'M IN HELL!
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Billy Bored Thornton
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!
Jesus Christ, I've seen better crowds at a Little Rock tractor pull.
At least at one of those I was guaranteed to tap one of the local lovelies.
I look at the chicks here and think: not even with a borrowed dick.
At least at one of those I was guaranteed to tap one of the local lovelies.
I look at the chicks here and think: not even with a borrowed dick.
What the f$%$ck are you looking at?
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Bo Donaldson
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I love the parades.
Here, I'm no one-hit wonder. I'm Bo Donaldson. Rock star.
Just remember my advice:
Billy, don't be a hero. Don't be a fool with your life.
Have a nice day.
Here, I'm no one-hit wonder. I'm Bo Donaldson. Rock star.
Just remember my advice:
Billy, don't be a hero. Don't be a fool with your life.
Have a nice day.
I'm the one in the middle.
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Col Nathan Jessep Fantine
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!
You want me on that float!
You need me on that float!
You need me on that float!
Get off my wall!
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Admiral Al Calavicci
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Sorry I've gone for so long. We took a quantum leap back to 1969 and I found a couple of hippie chicks willing to do anything for me.
After seeing this mess I wish I were back with Shasta and Moongirl.
After seeing this mess I wish I were back with Shasta and Moongirl.
Now you see me, now you don't
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Dizzy Miss Lizzie
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!
Just stopping by to see if anyone can help me. It seems my dear father and stepmonst-, I mean stepmother, were victims of a tragic, ahem, event.
If you have any information, please contact Fall River police.
If you have any information, please contact Fall River police.
Don't cross me.
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J. J. Abrams
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!
For all you Star Wars fans, here's an exclusive shot:
Spoiler
I feel Lost...
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flockofseagulls104
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!
Here it is. The funniest post of this year's parade. For security reasons, it is encrypted.
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_ARMENIAN_
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!
flockofseagulls104 wrote:Here it is. The funniest post of this year's parade. For security reasons, it is encrypted.
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Will this forum's moderator please delete this classified information immediately, if not sooner?
Be nice to me or I'll unleash the hackers and virusers!
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Jocelyn Elders
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!
Jim Rome wrote:So here's what you need to do: Bang on your monkey.
Couldn't have said it better myself!
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Evil Squirrel
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CaseyGrrl wrote:Not enough doggies in this parade!!! We need more doggies and no raccoons!!Evil Raccoon wrote:Ted Nugent wrote:A fuckin' parade? How fuckin' awesome is that!
Good thing I brought all my weapons with me. Looks like it's fresh Merrymen for dinner.
Grill it and kill it!
Another senseless shooting death....
WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
Would a squirrel or two hurt?
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
--squirrelmama (10/3/07)
Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.
--Richard E. Mallery
2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
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OJ Simpson
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!
Dizzy Miss Lizzie wrote:Just stopping by to see if anyone can help me. It seems my dear father and stepmonst-, I mean stepmother, were victims of a tragic, ahem, event.
If you have any information, please contact Fall River police.
I'll help find your real killers if you help find mine...
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Billy Mays
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!
Bo Donaldson wrote:I love the parades.
Here, I'm no one-hit wonder. I'm Bo Donaldson. Rock star.
Just remember my advice:
Billy, don't be a hero. Don't be a fool with your life.
ONLY A FOOL WOULDN'T TRUST THE WHITENING POWER OF OXY CLEAN TO WASH THEIR BLOODIED COMBAT FATIGUES IN!!! LOOK AT THOSE NAPALM STAINS SIMPLY VANISH INTO THIN AIR!!!!
AMAZING!!!!!!!!
BUT WAIT..... THERE'S MORE!!!!!!
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Beebs52
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!
Merv decries the dearth of ratheads in this execrable parade of banging-monkey losers.
Well, then
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tlynn78
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!
Better than monkey-banging losers. .. I think...Beebs52 wrote:Merv decries the dearth of ratheads in this execrable parade of banging-monkey losers.
When reality requires approval, control replaces truth.
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. -Thomas Paine
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. -Thomas Paine
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
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Highly Offended
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!
I am highly offended that there is talk of monkey banging in this thread!!!
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J.R. Smith
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!
Here comes Santa Smith, here comes Santa Smith, driving down Santa Smith Lane...
*crash!*
Shit. I'm outta here.
*runs away*
*crash!*
Shit. I'm outta here.
*runs away*
I'm an excellent driver.
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Beebs52
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!
Grammar, context, whatever. Still no ratbutt options!tlynn78 wrote:Better than monkey-banging losers. .. I think...Beebs52 wrote:Merv decries the dearth of ratheads in this execrable parade of banging-monkey losers.
Well, then
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Lizbit
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!
Attention, 4-footers!
All critters who want to be part of the Marching Critters of Trivia Precision Drill Team should meet over here by this fire hydrant now. We're almost ready for our performance, but everybody has to pee before we can leave.
Don't worry if you haven't had a chance to practice with the drill team, as we'll be doing stuff that will come naturally to the beautiful and furry. For example, our first trick will have all the dogs roll over, while all the cats will sit very still and upright, looking spectacularly unimpressed.
Cats who are kind of afraid of dogs should stand next to BeBe, the tall brindley girl. She will guard you. She loves all cats, and all cats seem to love BeBe. Darned if I know why.
I see that a couple of the canines (Casey and Dot, for example, and maybe Merv and Evil Squirrel) already may have walked the parade route. That's okay. We will announce you as "crowd favorites" who are back by special demand.
The parade watchers are going to love us. How could they not love us?
All critters who want to be part of the Marching Critters of Trivia Precision Drill Team should meet over here by this fire hydrant now. We're almost ready for our performance, but everybody has to pee before we can leave.
Don't worry if you haven't had a chance to practice with the drill team, as we'll be doing stuff that will come naturally to the beautiful and furry. For example, our first trick will have all the dogs roll over, while all the cats will sit very still and upright, looking spectacularly unimpressed.
Cats who are kind of afraid of dogs should stand next to BeBe, the tall brindley girl. She will guard you. She loves all cats, and all cats seem to love BeBe. Darned if I know why.
I see that a couple of the canines (Casey and Dot, for example, and maybe Merv and Evil Squirrel) already may have walked the parade route. That's okay. We will announce you as "crowd favorites" who are back by special demand.
The parade watchers are going to love us. How could they not love us?
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Ody
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!
Your boyfrien is going to have to let me out of the house first. LB keeps my prison locked up pretty tight. I can't even go outside and eat any of the squirrels...Lizbit wrote:Attention, 4-footers!
All critters who want to be part of the Marching Critters of Trivia Precision Drill Team should meet over here by this fire hydrant now. We're almost ready for our performance, but everybody has to pee before we can leave.
Don't worry if you haven't had a chance to practice with the drill team, as we'll be doing stuff that will come naturally to the beautiful and furry. For example, our first trick will have all the dogs roll over, while all the cats will sit very still and upright, looking spectacularly unimpressed.
Cats who are kind of afraid of dogs should stand next to BeBe, the tall brindley girl. She will guard you. She loves all cats, and all cats seem to love BeBe. Darned if I know why.
I see that a couple of the canines (Casey and Dot, for example, and maybe Merv and Evil Squirrel) already may have walked the parade route. That's okay. We will announce you as "crowd favorites" who are back by special demand.
The parade watchers are going to love us. How could they not love us?