The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!

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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!

#26 Post by Bubba Squirrel » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:27 am

Politically Incorrect Inc. wrote:So I'll just smoke in public and blow smoke on everyone.

Dude, it's so much more fun to do that stuff in private. And it helps with the nosy old lady, too...
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!

#27 Post by CharleyWeaverToBlock » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:27 am

Ted Nugent wrote:A fuckin' parade? How fuckin' awesome is that!

Good thing I brought all my weapons with me. Looks like it's fresh Merrymen for dinner.

Grill it and kill it!

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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!

#28 Post by Evil Raccoon » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:28 am

Ted Nugent wrote:A fuckin' parade? How fuckin' awesome is that!

Good thing I brought all my weapons with me. Looks like it's fresh Merrymen for dinner.

Grill it and kill it!

Another senseless shooting death....
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!

#29 Post by Dominick the Donkey » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:29 am

Beebs52 wrote:Dot-I'll put my greenie chewbone turds against those dropped by the decrepit nags in this parade anyday! Plop.

Who are you calling a decrepit nag, dear?
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!

#30 Post by Rod_Serling » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:30 am

Clearly we've entered another dimension....
Submitted for your approval
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!

#31 Post by Romney Wordsworth » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:34 am

Rod_Serling wrote:Clearly we've entered another dimension....

Yeah, whatever. I was once ported to another dimension with a gaudily dressed clown, a short busser who dressed in question mark pajamas, a dominatrix who changed colors midseason, and two butt buddies dressed in tights who could pull literally anything out of their cave. Your distorted reality can't even begin to stack up to mine...
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!

#32 Post by Loco Rovo » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:36 am

Your fence..... eet has holes.
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!

#33 Post by Girl From Porky's » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:43 am

Loco Rovo wrote:Your fence..... eet has holes.

The same has been said about Mike Hunt
To know Mike Hunt is to love Mike Hunt
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!

#34 Post by President Chump » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:44 am

Girl From Porky's wrote:
Loco Rovo wrote:Your fence..... eet has holes.

The same has been said about Mike Hunt

I'll bet it's YUGE!
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!

#35 Post by HotAirBalloon » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:55 am

Anyone need some Hot Air?

Crap, I wish I could remember some of my others!
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a......squirrel?
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!

#36 Post by notebookboy » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:56 am

HotAirBalloon wrote:Anyone need some Hot Air?

Crap, I wish I could remember some of my others!

Hot pretzels, anyone?
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!

#37 Post by HotAirBalloon » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:04 am

notebookboy wrote:
HotAirBalloon wrote:Anyone need some Hot Air?

Crap, I wish I could remember some of my others!

Hot pretzels, anyone?
I tried that one and it didn't work. And LOL, under this one I had 6 unread messages all having to do with the Melly fiasco!
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a......squirrel?
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!

#38 Post by The Huge Manatee » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:07 am

HotAirBalloon wrote:
notebookboy wrote:
HotAirBalloon wrote:Anyone need some Hot Air?

Crap, I wish I could remember some of my others!

Hot pretzels, anyone?
I tried that one and it didn't work. And LOL, under this one I had 6 unread messages all having to do with the Melly fiasco!
Stay away from open flames
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!

#39 Post by tlynn78 » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:07 am

Can someone direct me to the kettle corn stand?
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!

#40 Post by Chicken Little » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:09 am

Al Gore wrote:Now this is what I call an environmentally friendly parade! No spectators, no marchers, and plenty of organic waste product left behind to power future parades! The only thing that could ruin this day would be if that sissy boy Captain Planet showed up...
By next year it be to hot and stormy for a parade
“The Arctic will be ice-free in 5 years”

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In this case, use of the more technically “correct” term is actually less likely to convey the key implications to a lay audience.

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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!

#41 Post by Jim Cantore » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:11 am

Chicken Little wrote:
Al Gore wrote:Now this is what I call an environmentally friendly parade! No spectators, no marchers, and plenty of organic waste product left behind to power future parades! The only thing that could ruin this day would be if that sissy boy Captain Planet showed up...
By next year it be to hot and stormy for a parade

Sounds perfect to me! I'll start sandbagging my float...
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!

#42 Post by Giant Gambian Rat » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:12 am

tlynn78 wrote:Can someone direct me to the kettle corn stand?
Can I share your kettle Corn?
Have you had your monkeypox shots yet?
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!

#43 Post by Fukola » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:12 am

tlynn78 wrote:Can someone direct me to the kettle corn stand?

You gotta buy a beverage first.
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!

#44 Post by The Shithouse Rats » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:13 am

Giant Gambian Rat wrote:
tlynn78 wrote:Can someone direct me to the kettle corn stand?
Can I share your kettle Corn?

Dude, you might want to watch out for that Nugent guy! He's in a killing and grilling mood this morning...
TELL ME WHY!

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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!

#45 Post by Yahoo Groups Plumber » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:17 am

HotAirBalloon wrote:
notebookboy wrote:
HotAirBalloon wrote:Anyone need some Hot Air?

Crap, I wish I could remember some of my others!

Hot pretzels, anyone?
I tried that one and it didn't work. And LOL, under this one I had 6 unread messages all having to do with the Melly fiasco!

Let me see if I can fix that for you. You don't mind paying triple time for my working on Black Wednesday, do you?
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!

#46 Post by MonosyllabicGruntingDork » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:17 am

I'm speachless
Uh um
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!

#47 Post by Biskit » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:18 am

MonosyllabicGruntingDork wrote:I'm speachless

You and me, bro.
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!

#48 Post by Blaise_Pascal » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:23 am

I'm betting this parade won't turn out well
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!

#49 Post by Christopher Pike » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:25 am

Beep
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Re: The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!

#50 Post by A Unicorn » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:27 am

At least I'm real, even if this parade is not
I'm Real!
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