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The 2015 MM Parade Is Here!

#1 Post by Gimme A Squiggly » Wed Nov 25, 2015 8:42 am

It's time to begin the 15th Annual Parade of Merry Men... this year with a new sponsor, namely, me. The parade route will end at the doors to your nearest Mecca. Please feel free to browse our wide selection of Thanksgiving bargains... but refrain from punching our employees, at least too hard.
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#2 Post by Super Creepy Rob Lowe » Wed Nov 25, 2015 8:45 am

I'm just waiting for the cheerleaders to march by. Come on wardrobe malfunctions....
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#3 Post by President Chump » Wed Nov 25, 2015 8:49 am

This year's parade is gonna be YUGE! I've built a fence around the city to keep out all of the Merry Men so that this Bored can be returned to its past greatness by the regulars who weren't here before I put up this fence.

OK, time to iron my hair for photo ops. Who wants to pose with The Donald?
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#4 Post by Craig Paquette » Wed Nov 25, 2015 8:53 am

Wow! This parade makes my stint with the 2003 Detroit Tigers seem exciting by comparison...

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#5 Post by Fernando Tatis » Wed Nov 25, 2015 8:54 am

Craig Paquette wrote:Wow! This parade makes my stint with the 2003 Detroit Tigers seem exciting by comparison...

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I think this is the same "crowd" we used to get at Stadé Olympique...
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#6 Post by silverscreenselect » Wed Nov 25, 2015 8:54 am

Super Creepy Rob Lowe wrote:I'm just waiting for the cheerleaders to march by. Come on wardrobe malfunctions....
I'm so glad SCRL has found something worthwhile to do with his time since being so unceremoniously dumped in favor of artsy craftsy Tony Romo.
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#7 Post by littleblueneon » Wed Nov 25, 2015 8:57 am

I don't think there's much chance of anyone getting run over at this parade.... except maybe the crickets. Crickets are people too...
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#8 Post by Larry Brown » Wed Nov 25, 2015 8:58 am

silverscreenselect wrote:
Super Creepy Rob Lowe wrote:I'm just waiting for the cheerleaders to march by. Come on wardrobe malfunctions....
I'm so glad SCRL has found something worthwhile to do with his time since being so unceremoniously dumped in favor of artsy craftsy Tony Romo.

How many Super Bowls has Artsy Craftsy Tony Romo ever won? Loser!

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#9 Post by ItsAMadMadMadMadSwine » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:00 am

I hope you've all passed on the ham this year!
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#10 Post by El Jamón » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:01 am

ItsAMadMadMadMadSwine wrote:I hope you've all passed on the ham this year!
Fat chance of that. Care for some "giblets"...?
I may be $96 per pound, but you get the hoof too!!!
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#11 Post by Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:03 am

I'm here!

The one, the only, the UNFORGETTABLE...Old Glory.

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#12 Post by Watch Taper » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:03 am

Where is that damn flag, anyway?
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#13 Post by Ronnnnn » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:04 am

Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars wrote:I'm here!

The one, the only, the UNFORGETTABLE...Old Glory.

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#14 Post by Al Pacino » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:08 am

Watch Taper wrote:Where is that damn flag, anyway?


YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!!

THIS WHOLE PARADE IS OUT OF ORDER!!
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#15 Post by Al Gore » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:09 am

Now this is what I call an environmentally friendly parade! No spectators, no marchers, and plenty of organic waste product left behind to power future parades! The only thing that could ruin this day would be if that sissy boy Captain Planet showed up...
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#16 Post by Byrd » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:11 am

Al Pacino wrote:
Watch Taper wrote:Where is that damn flag, anyway?


YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!!

THIS WHOLE PARADE IS OUT OF ORDER!!

***continues doing crossword puzzle***
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#17 Post by Iben Browning » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:13 am

You knew I'd show up to say I knew this parade was going to be a disaster!
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#18 Post by Jack Webb » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:13 am

These parades always bring out the Bored riff raff, the lowlifes, and the vermin.

Not that anyone can tell the difference.

Be safe, kids!
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#19 Post by Rainbow Donkey » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:16 am

Well, this looks like as good a place as any to not be spotted. I'll have to tell Sasquatch and Yeti...
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#20 Post by MissBeautifulRedSquirrel » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:20 am

Jack Webb wrote:These parades always bring out the Bored riff raff, the lowlifes, and the vermin.

Not that anyone can tell the difference.

Be safe, kids!

But I'm such an adorable vermin, wouldn't you say so, Officer?

Ummm.... is that your partner's hand on my ass?
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#21 Post by Politically Incorrect Inc. » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:20 am

This parade doesn't seem to be represent a cross-section of society. I don't see any

Orientals
Coloreds
Queers

So I'll just smoke in public and blow smoke on everyone.
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#22 Post by Lt Columbo » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:23 am

MissBeautifulRedSquirrel wrote:
Jack Webb wrote:These parades always bring out the Bored riff raff, the lowlifes, and the vermin.

Not that anyone can tell the difference.

Be safe, kids!

But I'm such an adorable vermin, wouldn't you say so, Officer?

Ummm.... is that your partner's hand on my ass?

Ma'am, I outrank the stuffy sergeant up there and I work alone. Just a moment, let me get out of this warm trenchcoat...

Now, just one more thing...
Just one more thing....
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#23 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:23 am

Dot-I'll put my greenie chewbone turds against those dropped by the decrepit nags in this parade anyday! Plop.
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#24 Post by Liberace » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:25 am

Politically Incorrect Inc. wrote:This parade doesn't seem to be represent a cross-section of society. I don't see any

Orientals
Coloreds
Queers

So I'll just smoke in public and blow smoke on everyone.

I fit at least one part of that criteria! Oh, and I totally did Little Richard. OOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sparkly and colored! Look at me go!!!!!!!
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#25 Post by Ted Nugent » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:26 am

A fuckin' parade? How fuckin' awesome is that!

Good thing I brought all my weapons with me. Looks like it's fresh Merrymen for dinner.

Grill it and kill it!
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