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For the Board Brunettes

#1 Post by BackInTex » Wed Nov 04, 2015 3:50 pm

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair — given that you are blind — that you should know five things:

The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blonde girl.
I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
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“No… Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
..what country can preserve it’s liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? let them take arms.
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War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
-- Benjamin Franklin (maybe)

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#2 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:05 pm

Um, I used to resemble that remark, but now, what the hell. Heh.
Well, then

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#3 Post by BackInTex » Wed Nov 04, 2015 8:30 pm

Beebs52 wrote:Um, I used to resemble that remark, but now, what the hell. Heh.
Well, it is Tuesday.
..what country can preserve it’s liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? let them take arms.
~~ Thomas Jefferson

War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
-- Benjamin Franklin (maybe)

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#4 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Nov 04, 2015 8:51 pm

BackInTex wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:Um, I used to resemble that remark, but now, what the hell. Heh.
Well, it is Tuesday.
We must both be blonds here at the ol corral! Too funny.
Well, then

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