April Fools' Day is here!
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- Merry Man
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April Fools' Day is here!
Hidey ho, everyone, it's your favorite jokester celebrating his favorite day. Y'all watch out now, 'cause you never know when I or my associates might be in the area, lookin' to pull a prank.
- littlebeast13
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Huh? Could you please post in braille?Deaf Mini wrote:Ummm, beast? Can you explain the avatar? Your picture is a bit grainy...

That's one of our old cats. I posted it for fanny's benefit because Fluffy looks a lot like Fanny (the cat, of course) which I just noticed when she put up her new avatar, but I don't think she's been back online since I put it up....
I can't see! I can't see!
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Suitguy is not bitter.
feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive
The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.
feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive
The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.
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Gotcha. It looked like a cat in a drawer nursing kittens, and I suppose that's exactly what it is, but I didn't have any context as to why, having Attendance Issues.
BTW, I am deaf because my oldest son won the chemistry division of his school's Science Fair, and asked if we were considering rewarding him, and could he have an electric guitar.
Lets just say that even small crappy amps can put out some sound. And until we get him some sheet music, I have to get used to hearing the openings to "Smoke On the Water" and "School's Out" over and over and over....
I blame his cousin's Guitar Hero game.
BTW, I am deaf because my oldest son won the chemistry division of his school's Science Fair, and asked if we were considering rewarding him, and could he have an electric guitar.
Lets just say that even small crappy amps can put out some sound. And until we get him some sheet music, I have to get used to hearing the openings to "Smoke On the Water" and "School's Out" over and over and over....
I blame his cousin's Guitar Hero game.
What?
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Deaf Mini wrote:Gotcha. It looked like a cat in a drawer nursing kittens, and I suppose that's exactly what it is, but I didn't have any context as to why, having Attendance Issues.
BTW, I am deaf because my oldest son won the chemistry division of his school's Science Fair, and asked if we were considering rewarding him, and could he have an electric guitar.
Lets just say that even small crappy amps can put out some sound. And until we get him some sheet music, I have to get used to hearing the openings to "Smoke On the Water" and "School's Out" over and over and over....
I blame his cousin's Guitar Hero game.
My friend's dad gave me one of his old acoustic guitars when I was a kid. I guess (guess?) I was weird because I never had any inclination to learn how to play it, and besides, as with everything else in the Beast household, it got broken.
Funny how you noticed that Fluffy was in an old drawer (Even the furniture got broken around our place) because I'd forgotten all about that, and never even noticed it in the picture....
Next time your kids make you want to pull your hair out remember, Fluffy had about 100 kittens. You only had 4 (kids, not kittens, well....



I can't see! I can't see!
- littlebeast13
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Now that Fluffy's got her own MM, I'll go back to my usual avatar fare....
Now that it's getting warmer, it's almost time for that disease scare du jour West Nile to pop up again, so in honor of the 5th anniversary of the worst product blunder the Squiggly ever sent to my department, I shall don the picture of the worst item to ever sit (and sit, and sit, and sit....) on my shelves....
lb13
Now that it's getting warmer, it's almost time for that disease scare du jour West Nile to pop up again, so in honor of the 5th anniversary of the worst product blunder the Squiggly ever sent to my department, I shall don the picture of the worst item to ever sit (and sit, and sit, and sit....) on my shelves....
lb13
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Could you get him Guitar Hero instead?Deaf Mini wrote:Gotcha. It looked like a cat in a drawer nursing kittens, and I suppose that's exactly what it is, but I didn't have any context as to why, having Attendance Issues.
BTW, I am deaf because my oldest son won the chemistry division of his school's Science Fair, and asked if we were considering rewarding him, and could he have an electric guitar.
Lets just say that even small crappy amps can put out some sound. And until we get him some sheet music, I have to get used to hearing the openings to "Smoke On the Water" and "School's Out" over and over and over....
I blame his cousin's Guitar Hero game.

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We don't have a game system (I know--welcome to the 21st Century!). I'm glad he wanted a keyboard instead of a Wii for his birthday, and a real instrument instead of a game. He even asked for a haircut yesterday!PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Could you get him Guitar Hero instead?Deaf Mini wrote:Gotcha. It looked like a cat in a drawer nursing kittens, and I suppose that's exactly what it is, but I didn't have any context as to why, having Attendance Issues.
BTW, I am deaf because my oldest son won the chemistry division of his school's Science Fair, and asked if we were considering rewarding him, and could he have an electric guitar.
Lets just say that even small crappy amps can put out some sound. And until we get him some sheet music, I have to get used to hearing the openings to "Smoke On the Water" and "School's Out" over and over and over....
I blame his cousin's Guitar Hero game.
My kids are just bizarre sometimes....
What?
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Must be genetic.Deaf Mini wrote:We don't have a game system (I know--welcome to the 21st Century!). I'm glad he wanted a keyboard instead of a Wii for his birthday, and a real instrument instead of a game. He even asked for a haircut yesterday!PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:Could you get him Guitar Hero instead?Deaf Mini wrote:Gotcha. It looked like a cat in a drawer nursing kittens, and I suppose that's exactly what it is, but I didn't have any context as to why, having Attendance Issues.
BTW, I am deaf because my oldest son won the chemistry division of his school's Science Fair, and asked if we were considering rewarding him, and could he have an electric guitar.
Lets just say that even small crappy amps can put out some sound. And until we get him some sheet music, I have to get used to hearing the openings to "Smoke On the Water" and "School's Out" over and over and over....
I blame his cousin's Guitar Hero game.
My kids are just bizarre sometimes....
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
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- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.
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Bob Juch wrote:Must be genetic.Deaf Mini wrote:We don't have a game system (I know--welcome to the 21st Century!). I'm glad he wanted a keyboard instead of a Wii for his birthday, and a real instrument instead of a game. He even asked for a haircut yesterday!PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote: Could you get him Guitar Hero instead?
My kids are just bizarre sometimes....
You can say that again!
Thankfully, we don't have any of our Uncle Beast's genes.....
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A haircut? Huzzah, again!Deaf Mini wrote: We don't have a game system (I know--welcome to the 21st Century!). I'm glad he wanted a keyboard instead of a Wii for his birthday, and a real instrument instead of a game. He even asked for a haircut yesterday!
My kids are just bizarre sometimes....
So he wants to learn guitar as well as keyboard? And he already plays another instrument in school band, IIRC. Was that the viola?
A musical jack-of-many-trades!

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Yup--he's an Orch Dork. He wants to learn Smoke on the Water, since they may play it with the orchestra, and if he could learn it on the guitar it could add something. Then he said, "Too bad the Talent Show is this Friday" like he would consider getting up on stage! I love him in a small school.MarleysGh0st wrote:A haircut? Huzzah, again!Deaf Mini wrote: We don't have a game system (I know--welcome to the 21st Century!). I'm glad he wanted a keyboard instead of a Wii for his birthday, and a real instrument instead of a game. He even asked for a haircut yesterday!
My kids are just bizarre sometimes....
So he wants to learn guitar as well as keyboard? And he already plays another instrument in school band, IIRC. Was that the viola?
A musical jack-of-many-trades!
The best thing is his buddy plays drums, so if they get up a garage band it would be at Greg's house and not mine, since drums aren't portable. Yeeeeeeee Hawwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!
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The viola was my instrument of choice in junior high school. I was never good enough to pursue it, so I no longer play.MarleysGh0st wrote:A haircut? Huzzah, again!Deaf Mini wrote: We don't have a game system (I know--welcome to the 21st Century!). I'm glad he wanted a keyboard instead of a Wii for his birthday, and a real instrument instead of a game. He even asked for a haircut yesterday!
My kids are just bizarre sometimes....
So he wants to learn guitar as well as keyboard? And he already plays another instrument in school band, IIRC. Was that the viola?
A musical jack-of-many-trades!
"Elen sila lumenn omentielvo...A star shines on the hour of our meeting."
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Has Google joined the April Fool's schemes? I love some of the comments.
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I'm back!
And fresh from the Museum of Hoaxes, I give you the Top 10 April Fools Hoaxes of all time.
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/index
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/index
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You know Left Handed Whoppers would be very useful.Lirpa_Loof wrote:And fresh from the Museum of Hoaxes, I give you the Top 10 April Fools Hoaxes of all time.
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/index
#8: The Left-Handed Whopper
In 1998 Burger King published a full page advertisement in USA Today announcing the introduction of a new item to their menu: a "Left-Handed Whopper" specially designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans. According to the advertisement, the new whopper included the same ingredients as the original Whopper (lettuce, tomato, hamburger patty, etc.), but all the condiments were rotated 180 degrees for the benefit of their left-handed customers. The following day Burger King issued a follow-up release revealing that although the Left-Handed Whopper was a hoax, thousands of customers had gone into restaurants to request the new sandwich. Simultaneously, according to the press release, "many others requested their own 'right handed' version."
I could also use a left-handed wooden spoon and left-handed chopsticks.
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