Except that, at my desk, my warped brain misread the subtitle. Of course, it was in small print in their stylized graphics, about 2.5 mm - not sure how that come across in point size, but definitely small. And I saw something other than "AGE" in the words.
And, just to be sure, I asked three (safe) fellow employees, "hey, what does that bottom line read?" I got two chortles and one big-eyed look, so it wasn't just me.
Yep, they need a new font alright. Or maybe that's where Bender got his catchphrase from